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The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #4 – Snark (535 hits)

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Rating: 0.64 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2009-07-01 16:09:54 EDT


The Vancouver Canucks

"Daniel and Henrik Sedin have agreed to five-year contract extensions with the Vancouver Canucks less than an hour before the start of free agency. The Canucks gave the identical twins matching $30.5 million deals, keeping them with the team that drafted them second and third overall in 1999."

For other installments of this series, see:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/118193
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118007
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117683


Pic inspired by Falafel - http://www.ubersite.com/m/121870



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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 10:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:53:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sick story, bro.
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neutralized!

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-01 19:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sick story, bro.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah... Happy Canuckia Day!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We needs us some D

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm glad they kept the twins but the price seems a bit steep.

I heart Lishy.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah yes, ice hocky or "Shinty for homos" as we call it.

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lol you homos are so funny, always trying to take over sports and stuff.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah yes, ice hocky or "Shinty for homos" as we call it.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Things that make me think of Snark- the canucks, Tom Cruise, Ahmedinejad, mounties, snorks, necrophiliacs, magicians, and the sloe loris. You wish you had my dreams at night, which tend to star Snark.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Like any other teams could afford to take on the TWO of them, with their new contract demands...

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*Pulls on shirt collar*

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My wife and I decided to only smoke after sex.



I've had the same pack for 20 years.



She's up to 3 packs a day.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My kids go to very private school.





They won't tell me where it is.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll tell ya - I get no respect.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the unusual things that make me think of yozz: http://www.opticstalk.com/uploads/3182/rodney-dangerfield.jpg

it's your own fault really.

inspired by this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115798 , and then my brain running with the whole bug eye thing...

i need a vacation.




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