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Wine Stained Teeth (263 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.11 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Trina S. <TrinnaJane.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-01 20:19:06 EDT

There is nothing like sexual advances from a 250+ lb, sweaty, clumsy, sweaty drunk man with red wine stained teeth. Pulling you into his sweat soaked body and putting his pale blotchy wet face up to yours and expecting a big kiss... You try to politely decline and he just grins at you with his sloppy red crusted over teeth while red-stained saliva has collected & dried in the corners of his mouth.

He speaks in a loud whiney voice and demands to know why you don't love him any more. You want to ask him to go brush his teeth, but you know that he will still be a sloppy drunk mess, who will probably end up having some sort of accident before passing out, snoring & drooling.

User Reviews

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-02 10:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

but do you do anal? that's really all we care about.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-01 22:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Would you settle for getting yourself some jizz stained teeth?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-01 22:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

to post with.*

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-01 22:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh.

hey ghola.

I see you got a new account to post.

how nice.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-01 22:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

riveting

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shouldn't have gotten it on with a fat guy. I did once--his balls smelled like puke. :(

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

So...why don't you love him anymore?

ps
Welcome to Uber.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good times, good times.

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-07-01 20:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-01 20:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Looks like you're missing the rest of your cool story, bro.