Quitting smoking?!?!?! (578 hits)
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Submitted by Scott F <Scott4uf21.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-02 16:50:38 EDT
So everything in society now a days says QIUT!!! But what non-smokers do not get is the relaxation and the 5 minute break. I'm a student, and when i've been hitting the books for 2 hours solid, a smoke break is the best things ever. If i'm stressed a ciggy helps take some of it away. Though we may catch terrible illnesses later in life we live in the moment and we love it. Plus I hear the last years of your life suck anyways why not smoke them away???
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-05 08:24:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-03 11:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jblum (user info) at 2009-07-03 10:23:17 EDT (#)
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lame asshole.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-07-03 09:39:42 EDT (#)
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WOW THIS IS A NEW AND INTERESTING OPINION I'M GLAD YOU SHARED IT.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-03 05:56:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-07-03 02:05:53 EDT (#)
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PSSST - This is supposed to be a funny site, not a bitch fest.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-03 01:50:17 EDT (#)
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ok then, keep on wasting shitloads of money.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-03 01:33:38 EDT (#)
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Not this time.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-07-03 01:02:20 EDT (#)
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I wanna -2 out of principle, but she thought it was funny.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-03 00:11:05 EDT (#)
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for "ciggy"
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-07-02 20:06:00 EDT (#)
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Were you actually trying to give away your alter status with this post?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-02 19:43:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-02 18:42:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-07-02 18:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott F <Scott4uf21.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-02 16:50:38 EDT
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So everything in society now a days says QIUT!!! But what non-smokers do not get is the relaxation and the 5 minute break.
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You got that last part right -- at my last job, the smokers got to take "cigarette breaks" with the boss, which added up to roughly 30 extra minutes of break time that the non-smokers did not get.
However, I don't think I've ever used the word "qiut". What is that, Farsi?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-07-02 18:33:07 EDT (#)
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i smoke
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-02 18:31:29 EDT (#)
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I will help you to quit smoking in as little as TWO HOURS! Here's how:
Go to the center of a large field at night.
Throughly soak your clothing and hair in gasoline.
Light a match.
Flare up.
Burn intensely.
Die screaming in horrible pain.
Burn less intensely.
Smolder.
Smoke.
and finally, Quit smoking.
EASY PEASY!
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-07-02 18:29:38 EDT (#)
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Good points.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-02 18:08:58 EDT (#)
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Haven't you left yet?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:34:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.facebook.com/themouth
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:30:13 EDT (#)
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Give up already.
Alter or not.
You Fayl.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:27:50 EDT (#)
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the QIUT!!!!! was too obvious. This is without a doubt an alter.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:17:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott4uf21 (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:14:33 EDT (#)
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My mom always taught me not to be a quitter!
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She probably didn't want you to cry when you went limp halfway to the finish post and figured encouragement was better than lying.
Submitted by Scott4uf21 (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:14:33 EDT (#)
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My mom always taught me not to be a quitter!
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:13:09 EDT (#)
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Poor guy, studied for two whole hours.......
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:09:59 EDT (#)
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I stopped smoking 2 years ago, and have saved a total of 11,700 euro which I've spent wisely on pies, alcohol and frilly bras Oh, and I does now haff an educateshun as well.. . I just has got me a Ordinary degree, Wooooooooo!! BSc thatz me
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:08:33 EDT (#)
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I've been making a weekly drive to the reservation to buy cigarettes, thereby evading the newly imposed suite of tax hikes. It doesn't really save me any money, because I usually end up at the casino. In any case, I like to think there are at least a million other people in Arizona driving an extra 20-80 miles of week to buy cigarettes on a reservation, thus increasing the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:03:01 EDT (#)
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qiut?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-07-02 16:59:42 EDT (#)
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I hear ya,
it's getting rediculous, I'm seriously considering that it's time to kick the habit.
now that they've raised the tax (again) I have to make a choice between being able to afford enough gas to get through the week, or spending nearly $7 on something that's just literally going to go up in smoke.
stupid, lousy recession...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-02 16:56:17 EDT (#)
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