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Submitted by makizer (View user info) at 2009-07-07 01:35:45 EDT
I'm leaving my job in three weeks and I just wanted to let all of you know that this site has helped me through nine months of what would have been complete and utter boredom and for that I thank you!
I have read so many of the old school posts and yet I feel I am just scraping the surface of uber history.
For this reason alone I wonder why so many people have posted asking for uber to be completely shut down and or saying uber is not what it once was when it is what it always has been.
The posts that make this site still live on...
The new posts (some of them shockingly shit including mine) continue to add to uber as even when a post is awful some of the reviews are absolutely hilarious.
This site keeps me busy for at least four hours a day, every day, each week as I suppose it does for many of you out there so all I have to say is stfu about how uber was and keep posting to make the uber of today a better place!
Anyway my final question to this place is who is the best poster of all time on this website as I have three weeks left and need some new stuff to read!
User Reviews
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2009-07-11 19:08:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/squattail
Most of his stuff is genius.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-10 02:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-10 01:03:49 EDT (#)
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JMG's J-date series are the best-heck,i'm gonna go re-read them right now
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-08 23:30:39 EDT (#)
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yea the site is great....but most of the posts aren't.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-08 21:56:59 EDT (#)
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Joey G and Phallic Cymbals.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-08 21:55:46 EDT (#)
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Comic Book Guy.
Circe.
Ally Jeans.
Spooners turkeys.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:15:41 EDT (#)
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Well since none of retards said it - VERMIN
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87921
http://www.ubersite.com/u/vermin
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-07-08 00:31:34 EDT (#)
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and I quit to go Uni...
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-07-08 00:30:31 EDT (#)
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Hey on ms word this shit is formatted better the bible!
after I press hook me up shit hits the fan!
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:44:18 EDT (#)
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Are you getting fired because after nine months you couldn't even format properly?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-07 16:09:24 EDT (#)
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Saxon used to make me laugh until I cried. I miss that man.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2009-07-07 15:58:14 EDT (#)
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wow, i almost forgot comicbookguy.. he's hilarious
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-07 14:54:46 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and Shlongy. Don't forget Shlongy. Make sure you give him a personal thank you. He won't just kill your family, but he'll -2 your ass as well. And no-one wants that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-07 14:39:25 EDT (#)
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Where the hell is my personal "Thank You"?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-07 14:31:08 EDT (#)
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Also, Pentameter and Stagger Lee. Can't leave them off the list. Hell, even some of my trash is worth a read.
And make sure you read Drogo's stuff, otherwise he'll cry for a week and then come and kill your family.
With a toothpick. He's that badass.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-07 14:25:03 EDT (#)
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The Cyst Master is awesome.
And totally safe for viewing at work.
I'd also rate Spam and Nath....O-tron's fucked up poems are worth a mention....KK and Jack for decent fiction. Jack's 'California Hollow' was one of the best short stories I've read in these parts.
tinactin, GLALL....Circe...there's plenty of quality stuff, but you just have to sift through a pile of shit to get to it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-07 14:03:07 EDT (#)
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professorfuckface/squattail extremely un-pc but could be funny as hell. Here's one example:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74685
sideburns is over-rated, PFF did a good parody post that was spot on to his formula, you'lll have to find it on your own.
stevie_says
shitfuck
Method and his alters
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:44:18 EDT (#)
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Are you getting fired because after nine months you couldn't even format properly?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:34:11 EDT (#)
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Also Ballare's pretty talented.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:31:57 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, I did like reading Fey's and Experima's stuff too.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:30:34 EDT (#)
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I like, in no particular order:
Spam
Badlands
Pentameter
Ghola's early stuff (some of it)
Offspring
FJ
KK (if you like weird quasi morbid stuff)
Circe
There are a few others I can't think of at the moment.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:21:43 EDT (#)
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shitfuck, also, of course.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:21:28 EDT (#)
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Sideburns
GLALL
NavyJester
Badlands
Method (he and 'Burns did some funny stuff with that Relay thing)
There were quite a few amazing posters. You just have to sort through the shit to find the gold.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-07 12:34:12 EDT (#)
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Can't go wrong with Circe's stuff.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:35:21 EDT (#)
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No-one. Everyone here is an alter.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-07 07:27:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-07 03:12:29 CDT (#)
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Sideburns and grimm with his dude stories but I'm sure you've read them.
Oh Oh Oh Pick me.
Avoid anything of Ems as it will just be about him swimming with little boys, all kinds of weird really.
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Don't forget his public bathroom fetish.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-07-07 07:18:54 EDT (#)
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lol
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:21:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/Unabonger
dude's hilarious, really.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-07 09:12:29 BST (#)
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Sideburns and grimm with his dude stories but I'm sure you've read them.
Oh Oh Oh Pick me.
Avoid anything of Ems as it will just be about him swimming with little boys, all kinds of weird really.
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Talking of swimming with little boys, i have another story!! You may just have inspired me oh bumbling fool, you deserve praise form high above. WELL DONE!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:21:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/Unabonger
dude's hilarious, really.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:15:23 EDT (#)
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All his very best posts are here:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/EmissionlmpossibIe
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:12:29 EDT (#)
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Sideburns and grimm with his dude stories but I'm sure you've read them.
Oh Oh Oh Pick me.
Avoid anything of Ems as it will just be about him swimming with little boys, all kinds of weird really.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:08:41 EDT (#)
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all of sideburnz stuff.
just read through it all and havent laughed so hard in a long time!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:06:50 EDT (#)
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is it rob berg?
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:04:23 EDT (#)
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obviously we dont even need to mention you emission!
*waits for the plus 2*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-07 04:03:33 EDT (#)
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One horse race, bitches, and it ain't fucking tangel
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 03:59:30 EDT (#)
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*waits till i get a mention*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-07-07 03:35:18 EDT (#)
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Electro, focussing on Ubermadness entries.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-07-07 03:01:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121962
i love this post....
not for the post just for the comic/image
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-07 02:58:02 EDT (#)
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Spooner and his awkward hand turkeys were also good.
There has been a lot of good stuff on ubersite over the years. sometimes i forget.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-07-07 02:34:02 EDT (#)
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what about side burns and the rest of them?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-07 02:30:04 EDT (#)
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Hands down FAT TONY
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-07 02:29:59 EDT (#)
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best posters:
GodLovesALittleLovin
Badlands
Bickerstaff
Mike00295
j0andre1
and me of course
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-07-07 01:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd post, but not around the dickwad below.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-07 01:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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