The Ongoing Adventures of Scooby & Scrappy Doo: Socratic Discourse part 1 (596 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-07-07 05:28:30 EDT
Scooby Doo and friends (including Scrappy) arrive at a spooky old factory on the coast where the new owners are having trouble renovating as their workers are getting scared by a ghost. When they arrive, they are greeted by a terse grounds-keeper who offers some brief information as to the layout of the site.
Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo and Shaggy roam the abandoned factory cells, occasionally being chased by the spooky ghost. 15 minutes of low quality and derivative entertainment ensue. Scrappy and Scooby lose Shaggy and as they wander about looking for him they have a most unusual discussion.
Scrappy turns to Scooby and says; "When I find the ghost that took Shaggy, I'm going to splat 'im!"
Scooby doo, in a rare moment of clarity, raises an eyebrow and remarks; "Zoinks! What if it's actually an old guy in a mask like it has been on the previous 371 consecutive occasions and you end up pummelling an octogenarian!?"
"Hmm" Scrappy stopped and pondered a spider crawling inside a dusty metal tube for a moment before kicking it into the dark shadows of the cell. "I guess it'll be a lot easier then? The ghost, pensioner or no, made the choice to abduct our friend and in so doing brought himself into direct conflict with myself. Quite frankly, the definition between supernatural kidnapper or corporeal kidnapper seems irrelevant."
"Gadzooks! My meaning was that we may be dealing with a flesh and blood human with thoughts, needs, drives and emotions rather than some cardboard cut-out, ephemeral, entity. Also Shaggy may simply have fallen down a chute and the ghost is unrelated to his disappearance. We just don't know."
"So that's your line!?" Scrappy rounded on Scooby, throwing his paws up in the air as he railed. "Appeasement! You said the same thing during the fucking missile crisis! We are here to solve the problem of the ghost. In so doing we may have lost our valuable colleague, but that does not render our primary motivating factor impotent. So FUCK you Scooby! Just let me at 'im, let me at 'im!"
Scrappy started shadow boxing in a circle. The irony was not lost on Scooby, but he said nothing. "Rrrooow Noooo. I continue to respect, then as now, your adherence to your principles to the point of entering nuclear holocaust. I am merely suggesting that your range of options may not take into account the sheer width of alternative actions that exist. After all, if it is a ghoul with the ability to drain your life force with but a touch, or annihilate all life on the planet in a nuclear firestorm, then alternative action to confrontation should be considered. Such as running away for instance."
"Bah, you just have no faith. We could' a taken them Ruskies, they didn't have the range. Would' a made the world a lot simpler."
"If by simpler you mean uninhabitable then I agree with you. Anyway, this doesn't help us find Shaggy."
Just then Shaggy appeared, covered in dust but beaming, from a door on the other side of the cell. "Guys!" he called, "come this way! I found the canteen!"
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy" Scooby jabbered as he hurtled towards the door.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:56:39 EDT (#)
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AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-09 05:21:45 EDT (#)
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"Also Shaggy may simply have fallen down a chute and the ghost is unrelated to his disappearance. We just don't know."
Tis true.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:14:09 EDT (#)
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I would pay six figures to see a cartoon where someone shoots scrappy in the face.
in
the
face
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-07-07 17:16:36 EDT (#)
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LAME
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-07 16:33:42 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 involves-a-variant-of-my-username-yet-involves-me-not-at-all.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-07 16:04:04 EDT (#)
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meh, at best.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-07 15:31:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:50:11 EDT (#)
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Oh, and STFU Sage
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:49:38 EDT (#)
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Scooby never said oh boy oh boy oh boy, or zoinks or gazooks or any of that. That was all Shaggy. Scooby in fact was limited to few words and would often use gestures to try and convey things to the others. I couldn't in good consience give a +2 to somthing so poorly researched.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-07 13:25:43 EDT (#)
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I found this slightly amusing.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-07 12:55:11 EDT (#)
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Rare god-with-a-beard-in-a-funking-spacesuit sighting above.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-07 12:26:24 EDT (#)
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scrappy doo was the worst.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-07 11:38:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 11:20:32 EDT (#)
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Nah I think I have gone through this before, I need at least 6 months of sunshine a year or I die, literally curl up and die.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandurah,_Western_Australia- for stalking purposeses. It's like Australias Birmingham :]
Anyway I'm bored now. Theres some good posts on the front page for once.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 11:08:48 EDT (#)
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probably not, expect you are from Birmingham.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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Yes......
Or am I?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:52:37 EDT (#)
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and you are Australian
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:45:17 EDT (#)
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Like I care anyway, I'm a shocking speller and talk like a bogan.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:40:44 EDT (#)
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so no one was picking on Aussies, well toe made a humorous comment, but she's allowed as she's from NZ
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:37:40 EDT (#)
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Haha, damn sheep rooters.........
You know I don't think I've ever met anyone who has sexed a farm animal.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 15:24:36 BST (#)
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Oh look everyone the English are picking on the Australians again. *YAWN*
Aus english- colour, zuchinni, eggplant- I think the english call all of them courgette?
tise not tize. umm, can't think of anything else atm.
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How on earth is anyone picking on Australians?? I made a joke about NZ.........
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:27:08 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the fuss is all about. I like Australians.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:24:36 EDT (#)
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Oh look everyone the English are picking on the Australians again. *YAWN*
Aus english- colour, zuchinni, eggplant- I think the english call all of them courgette?
tise not tize. umm, can't think of anything else atm.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-07-07 09:31:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-07 08:12:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-07 07:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 06:56:21 EDT (#)
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thats weird becuse Australian English is similar to American English. More so than similar to English.
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no such thing as 'Australian English' they tend to just take the english language and put 'azza' onto each word.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 06:56:21 EDT (#)
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thats weird becuse Australian English is similar to American English. More so than similar to English.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-07-07 06:52:50 EDT (#)
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i guess the UK version adds the "n"
color = colour
zucchini = courgette
my apologies.
did you know that they dubbed the first mad max from australian english to american....english?, so the yanks could understand it?
riot, i say.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 06:36:18 EDT (#)
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anyone got any mints?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-07 06:34:54 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_Rogers#Characteristic_dialogue
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-07-07 06:27:51 EDT (#)
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it's "zoiks", you imbecile
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:57:12 EDT (#)
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im feeling quite fiesty today
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:56:24 EDT (#)
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Incidently, the comic is The Ego and the Squid.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:50:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-07 10:36:15 BST (#)
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I am fairly confident that Scooby said "Scooby Snacks!? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" on more than one occaison.
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Im going to watch Scooby Doo tonight on YouTube and prove you wrong, IDIOT!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:40:42 EDT (#)
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You don't mind if I shamelessly linkwhore myself here do you?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114273
kthxbai.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:39:13 EDT (#)
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I hated scrappy too. I used to call him Scrappy poo.
By which I mean that I used to refer to him in conversation as Scrappy Poo. I never actually met Scrappy Doo in real life.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:36:15 EDT (#)
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I am fairly confident that Scooby said "Scooby Snacks!? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" on more than one occaison.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:34:46 EDT (#)
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I always hated scrappy in the cartoons.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-07 05:30:08 EDT (#)
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Doesn't Shaggy usually say 'Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy' not Scooby?
FAIL!