Video of Jack McCallum Discussing his Second Favorite Pastime, Sucking Cock (Thanks MySpace!) (816 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -0.19 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by YourNameHere (View user info) at 2009-07-08 11:53:02 EDT
The first being cattilingus, of course.
Third place is a tie between Bubba's anus and Ubersite, which are rather difficult to distinguish, let's be honest.
It's a .wmv file, and it's 1.5 MB, so spare me all the whining about how it's too big.
I get enough of that from your sister.
Audio is NSFWish you had a decent job where that didn't matter, don't you?
Get a high speed connection and a job where you can do what you want, losers.
Like me.
And Shlongy.
I added a McCallum Quiz for the losers who can't accept my full load, which may include Ubersite. I really don't know the file size restrictions, nor do I care.
If it's too big, it's too bad, because Jack is hilarious on the video.
Jack McCallum received his last blow job in
A. 1987
B. the Petsmart parking lot
C. All of the above
In his free time, Jack McCallum enjoys
A. Ranting at retards
B. Buggering Bubba
C. Is there a difference?
Growing up, little Jackie begged his father to take him
A. For ice cream sundaes
B. On long nature walks
C. Again and again
Jack's hatred of women stems from
A. His alcoholic mother
B. His weak-willed father
C. His lack of a prostate
Jack's proudest moment in life was
A. Getting his one-millionth hit
B. Creating his one-hundredth alter
C. Using his one-hundredth alter to get his one-millionth hit
A typical Saturday night at Jack's house involves
A. Playing with his cat
B. Playing with his penis
C. Playing with his cat's penis - You guessed this one, didn't you Einstein?
By reaching the end of this quiz, you've proven
A. You're a fan of Jack McCallum
B. You're a fan of Jack McCallum bashing
C. You're a total fucking idiot
Cocktalk with Jack McCallum.wmv (1 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-03 17:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-03 17:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did you find that gem of a video?
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hahaha you gullible douche.
This IS fucking funny though. Good job, YourNameHere.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-03 17:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did you find that gem of a video?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-01 13:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-12 08:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<rubs hands together> oh beauty a quiz, and in multiple choice format my FAVOURITE
"Jack McCallum received his last blow job in
A. 1987
B. the Petsmart parking lot
C. All of the above"
HMMM......
A....1987........
B, 'petsmart'?
c......oh that old chestnut I see what's going on here <wags finger at yournamehere>........
jack mccallum received his last blowjob - *when*........
"................................."
ponder
ponder
ponder
:(
wtf's a blowjob?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-12 08:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-09 23:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum received his last blow job from
A. horse87
B. the Petsmart parking lot
C. All of the above
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MY GUESS IS 'A'
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-09 22:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're walking that fine line between retard and catatonic.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-07-09 15:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 04:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
23 reviews..........
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-09 00:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I'm depressed.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-08 23:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-08 16:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Jack bashing still the standard here?
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yes, the same standard that requires to gtfo
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hello patrick bateman.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Yawn*
McCallum doesn't even play here anymore, so you probably won't be getting any response out of him.
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I know, it's great. Mission Accomplished.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Jack bashing still the standard here?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Yawn*
McCallum doesn't even play here anymore, so you probably won't be getting any response out of him.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is the guy in the video really him?
Yes. Bubba could verify if he'd lift his face out of the pillows once in a while and check out the headboard mirror.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is the guy in the video really him?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll watch the video later. In the meantime, I noticed some errors on your quiz. For the question of why Jack hates woman, you forgot D. All of the above, which is the correct answer. Also, on the last question, A & C are mutually inclusive. Fix that up, and this would be a great post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And they call ME unfunny.
Yes, they do. We do. I do. Often. WHATever.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How'd you get your hands on this gem?
It was either attached to an e-mail from Bubba or off the internet, I forget.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And they call ME unfunny.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't see it and won't, but Jack McCallum is a SERIUS OTTHER who's written such gems as "My Take on the Phoenix Suns Basketball Team and Why They Rule."
He'll also try to con you into believing he lives in gayville San Fran, but he actually lives in Pennsylvania.
For his biography, see here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121780
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why all the jack hate?
Anyway, I think that IS him.
How'd you get your hands on this gem?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It really does look like him.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wtf?
i giggled, however
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your average rating is exactly 0 at the moment.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it does look like him
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess this took effort...
I guess it did.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn