Morgan Freeman To Marry His Granddaughter E'Dena Hines 27 (723 hits)
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Submitted by dan tangel <dantangel.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-10 03:23:13 EDT
The Enquirer has reported that actor Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his step-granddaughter, E'Dena Hines after his divorce from Myrna Colley Lee is over. Read more on Morgan Freeman and his step-granddaughter below. Actor Morgan Freeman, 72, had a ten year long affair with his step-granddaughter, E'Dena Hines, 27.
http://bennyhollywood.com/blog/morgan-freeman-to-marry-his-step-granddaughter-e%e2%80%99dena-hines-photos.html
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-12 19:57:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-11 21:23:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-07-10 21:50:09 EDT (#)
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You are the herpes of this website.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-11 05:44:09 EDT (#)
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"I love her almost as much as my friend Andy. Andy Dufresne. He's still in Mexico."
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-07-10 21:50:09 EDT (#)
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You are the herpes of this website.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-10 17:09:53 EDT (#)
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Presto-Change'O time to reappear!
Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-07-10 17:02:46 EDT (#)
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he will go on to have a child than marry that child
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:14:24 EDT (#)
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you could fit two tampons up her nostrils
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:35:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:00:37 EDT (#)
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I wish I could tell you that he fought the good fight, and waited for her to turn 18. I wish I could tell you that - but he was horny and this is no fairy-tale world.
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lol
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:25:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:24:44 EDT (#)
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"The Enquirer has reported...."
I stopped reading there.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:08:40 EDT (#)
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It's news to me.
Creepy, disturbing, terrifying news.
You're still a faggot.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:04:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-07-10 13:04:36 EDT (#)
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I will be posting pics of his 72 year old balls tonight
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Couldn't you get AIDS instead? I'd +2 that
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2009-07-10 14:00:37 EDT (#)
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I wish I could tell you that he fought the good fight, and waited for her to turn 18. I wish I could tell you that - but he was horny and this is no fairy-tale world.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-10 13:40:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-10 13:35:56 EDT (#)
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I wonder if Morgan Freeman would like me, I'm black from the booty down.
Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-07-10 13:04:36 EDT (#)
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I will be posting pics of his 72 year old balls tonight
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-07-10 09:31:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2009-07-10 09:30:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-10 08:45:54 EDT (#)
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Once again, Awesome work Dan, Keep em coming
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-10 08:26:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-10 07:40:23 EDT (#)
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come on Dan...
YAWN
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-10 07:36:13 EDT (#)
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Regurgitating pop media that has already been regurgitated hundreds of times previously is a fine skill.
You should be proud.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-07-10 04:34:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-10 04:25:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CrapWeed (user info) at 2009-07-10 03:47:07 EDT (#)
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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Seems strangely apt. Perhaps if Morgan had adopted that as some kind of mantra, then it could have helped him to save a lot of face.
Not that it really matters, I spose. Good for the both of them.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-07-10 03:32:58 EDT (#)
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Old news.
Although, I do have to ask, at what point did he decide, "Yeah. I'm going to tap that"?
I mean, there has to be some point in his mind where he said to himself, "I'm totally going to bang my granddaughter." And wouldn't it seem that, by that point, you would probably realize that something must be irrevocably fucked up about yourself and you should stop and think, "Gee, I'm a movie star, maybe it might not be such a good idea that people know I'm plowing my granddaughter"?
Could be just me, though. Props to the old goat for dipping into some fresh chocolate.