Attention English Pussies (1365 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.34 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2009-07-11 17:52:56 EDT
You're Shit.
I guess this clearly demonstrates that 2005 was nothing more than a random sequence of good luck.
Zero Intensity
Zero Talent
Zero Stars
The current Australian team is definitely one of the worst ever but talking yourselves up isn't the only thing you need to do to beat them, you also need at least some capabalities in the fundamentals of the game. Unfortunately, England are left wanting in that department.
There'll be alot of draws in this series because both bowling attacks are deplorable. Mind you, I guess it is still possible for you guys to lose because of how shit your batsmen are.
Maybe you guys need one or two of these skanks as well...
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-25 09:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic, of course.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2009-09-25 08:38:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-25 09:17:30 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-18 20:13:08 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you know me so well EI... Whoever you are
Submitted by Leopold_Bloom (user info) at 2009-07-17 13:16:47 EDT (#)
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I don't suppose you're watching the cricket right now..?
England's bowling seems fairly good.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-13 08:50:18 EDT (#)
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knocking the shit out of Sphagnum would take all year, he's full of it
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-13 08:44:18 EDT (#)
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Can't you all just knock the crap out of each other and call it even?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-13 08:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-12 23:12:07 BST (#)
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Cheating cunts.
Only in England can you get away with such unsportsman like behaviour. Those tailenders didn't need a physio, they needed a priest.
Fuck England. I'm sure it won't matter anyway.
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Ponting didn't declare early enough on your innings. It's your own fault and you know it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-13 05:27:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-12 23:12:07 BST (#)
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Cheating cunts.
Only in England can you get away with such unsportsman like behaviour. Those tailenders didn't need a physio, they needed a priest.
Fuck England. I'm sure it won't matter anyway.
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fuck off you whinging aussie
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-12 20:04:57 EDT (#)
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this was going to be a -2 until i saw the pic. good save there.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-12 18:12:07 EDT (#)
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Cheating cunts.
Only in England can you get away with such unsportsman like behaviour. Those tailenders didn't need a physio, they needed a priest.
Fuck England. I'm sure it won't matter anyway.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-12 17:37:31 EDT (#)
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shush brian your gay is showing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-12 17:19:30 EDT (#)
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HA, useless cunts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-12 09:41:22 EDT (#)
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i mean Broad!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-12 09:16:49 EDT (#)
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HA! Freddies gonna get 150!
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-12 09:13:52 EDT (#)
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basically I just don't like convergent 'hotties'. You know; blonde, and stupid.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-12 09:07:29 EDT (#)
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ima not like her her face looks squarish and her boyfriend is a dickhead
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-12 07:22:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-12 07:21:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck it.
It looked better in the review box.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-12 07:21:05 EDT (#)
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Jizzalicious!
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Submit-ted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-12 10:54:04 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-12 05:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-12 00:07:21 EDT (#)
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YEAH fucken take that crickets
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-11 22:59:30 EDT (#)
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its a simpsons reference, sphag.
however i think its cute how people have to create alters in order to say nasty things, or what they really like to say, instead of just saying it with their original usernames
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-11 22:52:48 EDT (#)
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Apparently I'm not 'SMRT' enough to decipher your chronic horseshit
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-11 22:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Instance #8489106 of some random fucktard on the internet failing to sense sarcasm from some other random fucktard on the internet. You're not too SMRT are ya?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-11 22:01:42 EDT (#)
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If it doesn't rain, we'll lead the series 1 - 0 tomorrow
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-11 21:54:23 EDT (#)
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It's cricket, numbnuts.
Look at the fucking picture you retard
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-11 21:49:28 EDT (#)
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i think i could find use for that paddle
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-11 20:07:18 EDT (#)
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Everytime I read one of these brain numbing UK sports posts, I feel like I'm trying to read Chinese. Shut the fuck up about soccer and start brushing your fucking teeth already.
Submitted by HonkeyKong (user info) at 2009-07-11 20:03:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-11 17:53:57 EDT (#)
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Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy