Socially awkward penguin (648 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.02 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2009-07-16 04:40:52 EDT
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-18 07:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, carry on
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-18 07:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entirely acceptable if you spell it right Bunch you douche
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-18 04:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-07-17 18:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: SICOSTUPID
Adding a curse word to a regular word does not necessarily make it an insult. Fuckswim is a stupid word.
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yeah but calling someone a Fucksmith would be funny if they were a Blacksmith. Even if someone was a swimmer 'Fuckswim' would be an unacceptable insult. Callin sico a cmawhoring fag is entirely acceptable.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-17 22:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Attn Sicophant: Darwin wept. Kill yourself.
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-07-17 18:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: SICOSTUPID
Adding a curse word to a regular word does not necessarily make it an insult. Fuckswim is a stupid word.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 23:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the combination of one of those on top of another mad me think of that show Suddenly Susan.
other than that, this was mildly entertaining
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yeah i know hey me too
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-16 17:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last one
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pile of fuckswim?
How simotypical.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm +2ing this b/c I just noticed you spelled it Schlongy.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try hard
Still suck.
You're a pile of fuckswim.
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Try to lampoon post
PENGUIN
Get format wrong
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now that was funny.
I am trying to help you, Pork Chop, through positive and negative reinforcement. I believe in you and I believe that one day you will be consistently funny all the time.
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Anthony Robbins of ubersites, encouraging special people is a great quality
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the combination of one of those on top of another mad me think of that show Suddenly Susan.
other than that, this was mildly entertaining.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 reviews.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try hard
Still suck.
You're a pile of fuckswim.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Suddenly Black People.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Suddenly Black People.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I added a point for the "tribute".
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now that was funny.
I am trying to help you, Pork Chop, through positive and negative reinforcement. I believe in you and I believe that one day you will be consistently funny all the time.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh im berty i fink loxley is cute
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3 foot lolxly in human like pose
oooh hold on girl is that a shoe salez
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No no NO NO NO NO NO NO THAT'S RUBBISH!
What the hell is wrong with you?
You've ruined it now. Your vortex of lame has sucked all the fun out of the entire day.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a few other ideas but I think to really capitalise on this we need to find a way for Locksley to unhinge his jaw. After that it will just a hop, skip and a jump to national daytime television.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3 foot lolxly in human like pose
oooh hold on girl is that a shoe salez
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was originally "Suddenly N*ggers" but I don't use the n word. even though i lolzed so hard at it. i'm a better man for not posting it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3ft Hamster locksley in farraday cage with hair standing on ends and looking scurred of the lightinging arcing off the sides.
Caption is unnneccesary.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3ft hamster lockley in wind tunnel with mouth open and gums flapping everywhere.
Caption: ITS OVER 9000!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3ft hamster Locksley sitting behind a desk wearing a suit, his wild anime hair fanned out behind him like a halo from a church stained glass window, smiling whilst a pair of hands in the fore ground offering him a cheesburger.
Caption: You CAN haz a cheezburger!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, my hair is both beautiful and manly. I am like a lothario or something.
Besides, I don't know what you're all on about. I've seen pictures of Locksley. He is like a 3ft tall hamster with crazy anime hair, so I don't know what isn't adorable like that.
Seriously. If you sat him in a cardboard box and photographed him he would dominate the internet in a matter of weeks.
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Nah, thats true. The peeps over at LOLcats are thinking of doing something with me, you know -standard cute pic annoying gay fucking caption type thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, my hair is both beautiful and manly. I am like a lothario or something.
Besides, I don't know what you're all on about. I've seen pictures of Locksley. He is like a 3ft tall hamster with crazy anime hair, so I don't know what isn't adorable like that.
Seriously. If you sat him in a cardboard box and photographed him he would dominate the internet in a matter of weeks.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if youre going to steal memes from /b/, you could at least steal something remotely funny.
loser.
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Preeeeety sure no one at /b/ knows who I am or what relevance -2 has so...
No.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
berty has girls hair
an ugly girl
but still
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if youre going to steal memes from /b/, you could at least steal something remotely funny.
loser.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut UP dude...
SMILE AT BERTY ASSUMING BERTY IS A GIRL
BERTY IS A MAN, KEEP SMILING ANYWAY
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Y'see Stok it all comes down to what is written on the penguin and when Locksley does this it's cute.
Suddenly black people is funny though.
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oooh im berty i fink loxley is cute
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-16 05:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus 2 human giant.
Can you replace the penguin with electro?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Y'see Stok it all comes down to what is written on the penguin and when Locksley does this it's cute.
Suddenly black people is funny though.