A Psychological Portrait of the Average Uber-User (948 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.73 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by YourNameHere (View user info) at 2009-07-16 12:34:28 EDT
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Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-07-24 17:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see the resemblance.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-07-18 14:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename. LOLz.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-18 13:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LULZ!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-17 16:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, don't be poor sport.
I'm sure that someday, some other Ubersite loser will make a post about you!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-07-17 15:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, I see it's circle-jerk friday on ubersite. how fun. does anybody have a spare hand?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-17 12:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A smart decision, below.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-17 12:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Shlongy.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-17 06:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-17 04:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-17 04:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-17 08:57:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
EI is becoming more and more coherent with every passing week.
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you've brought a tear to my eye Berty.
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You know it, blood.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-17 04:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-17 08:57:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
EI is becoming more and more coherent with every passing week.
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you've brought a tear to my eye Berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-17 03:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you don't respect the diversity and sheer intellectual potential of Ubersite and the Ubernaughts therein. I look at some of those young faces out there and see a lot of potential.
8Track was funny yesterday, which was most heartening. EI is becoming more and more coherent with every passing week. Dervel is back and has more money than ever before to lavish on that beer he owes me. Newcomers, still glistening from the fluids of their burst eggsacks, gather in the eaves, their eyes twinking with the spark of promise.
Still a sausage fest though.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-16 23:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-16 17:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-16 15:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am. I love me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-16 15:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally - the mysterious Mrs. Shlongy finally revealed.
You two look like a happy couple.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just look at the happy couple!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know how much it means to a man of your advanced years shlongy
you can buy me a johnny walker blue label, no ice.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, this isn't too far from the truth. The truth is that Bart is every user here - including Shlongy. And myself. The only people who don't understand that is the occasional lost soul who stumbles into this godforsaken place (i.e., the chat forum sitting in Bart's parents' basement).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI is on the payroll, apparently...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy looks quite young really
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you're a great conversationalist, but i've got shit to do.
if you think up any new and exciting twists on saying 'LOL you're fat LOL', please deposit them here: http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge
it's been real, willard.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're never too old for highlights, I guess.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you paid attention to calories like you do ratings you'd be a lot healthier, you know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so, with your half dozen -2s we can assume you are hartman's twin brother, eh?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can say that again, seismic.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no dice.
i need hard fsat results, here.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not making any promises, scourge but it MAY get you down to the outskirts of hartmanville.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
43 for a zero?
how many do i get for a +2? because i'd like to lose a few more.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, did he skip lunch?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge just lost 43 pounds!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still trying to figure out how he made Shlongy's head so fat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-16 13:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, the ratings seem to have a direct relationship to the quality of the content.
also, you being an obnoxious dickhead plays a role. as it's your sole redeeming quality, it only did so much to drive the rating up a bit.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ratings seem to have an inverse relationship to the weight of the reviewer.
Interesting.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welp, I laughed
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure why but this made me laugh.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what he meant by that???
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-16 12:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this blew.