Erin Andrews Naked in Hotel Room (NSFW) (3056 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.33 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2009-07-18 16:17:46 EDT
Ah, the unnecessarily long porn-scroll. Brings me back to the good ol' days...
Here you'll find a pointless/intellectually devoid Saturday shit-post-and-a-half, but so be it. I'll throw up something of at least banal content (a small step up from 'pointless/intellectually devoid') next week. For now though, I've made it my duty to spit some info on the latest topic that has single-handedly lit the entire internet on fire and morphed Jon Miller and Joe Morgan into stuttering puddles. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I tell you that today is a secret underground holiday for middle-aged fathers of three/baseball fans in their mid-30s. It's days like today that reminds us why we all follow sports in the first place.
Erin Andrews is ESPN's hottest sideline reporter (sorry Stacey Dales) and below are pictures of her, well, naked. In a hotel room. Naked. It's funny because this week she was hit in the face by a foul ball and now this. Tough week much?
The videos they came from are all but extinct so all I could dig up were these low quality snapshots. Not sure if the videos are as grainy or small. Probably though, as these pics look like they were taken on some 14-year-old's cell phone from 2005. Sure they're grainy. Sure you can't really tell that it's Erin Andrews. Sure you can barely distinguish a nipple from an eyeball. But for Christ's sake, it's Erin Andrews. Naked. In a hotel room. (If anyone finds said videos in the inner crevices of the web, please feel free to let us all know.)
For non-Americans and people who don't follow sports whatsoever, this post will make absolutely no sense to you. For that, I am sorry. Anyway, I think ABC Family has a marketing slogan that fits rather comfortably here: "It's Christmas in July, Bitches!"
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-15 18:17:13 EDT (#)
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mmm
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:48:31 EDT (#)
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Darko you're probably right. Mickey rules/sees all.
SORRY BART. I'll accept the beheading if it comes to that.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-20 23:34:09 EDT (#)
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lol @ carl winslow in the middle.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-07-20 20:21:33 EDT (#)
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Sully, it's not her lawyers, it's ESPNs, and ESPNs lawyers are really Disneys lawyers. You just don't fuck with Mickey Mouse
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-20 12:59:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:16:50 EDT (#)
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If bart gets contacted I'll be extremely surprised.
Erin's lawyers did a great job scouring the internet on Saturday and being bullies to everyone, but since then the video has been passed around like cocaine in the 80s. It's a complete free-for-all. Babies and nuns are seeding the 'Erin Andrews Peephole Vid!!!!11' torrent as we speak. I picture her lawyers being mixtures of Barry Zuckerkorn and Lionel Hutz. She IS like C List. Although with this new found publicity she could be trying to make the jump to B.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-20 09:19:01 EDT (#)
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I accidentally slammed the toilet lid on my penis when I was potty training, oh, so many years ago.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-20 08:50:09 EDT (#)
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Now if we could only find nudes of Reginald VelJohnson, the world would be a perfect place.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-07-20 06:36:03 EDT (#)
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yes
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-20 06:31:45 EDT (#)
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at least they have hair deepthroatranger.
i thought gay men tended to there hair quite well. It's a shame* that Thorpe drowned you in weed repellant when you tried to convince him that touching his thigh was a part of bed time story.
*LIE
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-20 06:09:06 EDT (#)
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ALL american girls have terrible 80's hair electroimpossible you complete and total dumbarse, just look at forensic and jamie. you idiot.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-07-20 04:53:35 EDT (#)
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no, but that is a great title for google hits
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-20 02:04:11 EDT (#)
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What, are you going to tell, Darko! Huh? Prissy Lame-o Tattletale!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-07-20 01:16:26 EDT (#)
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bart may get a letter from someone over this one.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-07-19 20:27:25 EDT (#)
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+1 hot chick, +1 Carl Winslow.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-19 19:41:31 EDT (#)
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EI, c'mon you wouldn't eat overcooked vegetables out of this girl's ass? http://soxanddawgs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/andrews_clicks.jpg
Whoever marries her, goddamn him.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-07-19 16:21:37 EDT (#)
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here's the set of videos btw folks
http://rs526.rapidshare.com/files/257053782/erin_andrews_nude.rar
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-19 15:08:51 EDT (#)
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huh? she has a fat nose and terrible 80's hair
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-19 10:48:15 EDT (#)
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You know, this could very well be an elaborate publicity stunt. Think about it; Erin's getting all the press of a sex tape without actually having to have sex. Not to mention she can play out the sympathy card till the cows come home. It's not like she has anything to be embarrassed about, she has a smokin body, clearly.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-07-19 08:38:59 EDT (#)
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Made me smile (+1)
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It sure did.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-07-18 20:45:44 EDT (#)
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no idea if this is legit but hey I'm beating off so it'll do
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-07-18 19:48:04 EDT (#)
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Not bad. She needs to do something about those tan lines though. That's taking "headlights" to a whole new level.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-18 18:21:06 EDT (#)
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I cannot find th video...Taken down already????
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-18 18:12:34 EDT (#)
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Jesus H. Christ, I love this broad. How could Shlongy NOT???
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:56:11 EDT (#)
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I'm not quite sure why, oh right, booze, but I laughed a lot at the inclusion of the dude from the guy with glasses show.
Now I'm not sure if that's even the same show.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:44:29 EDT (#)
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nice butt
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:11:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:09:14 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, at the end they play the espn "da da da---da da da" music. Nice touch.
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With that and the bobbing, I'm 100% sold.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:09:14 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, at the end they play the espn "da da da---da da da" music. Nice touch.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:06:43 EDT (#)
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Who is Erin Andrews?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:02:55 EDT (#)
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Worth the DL? [Is the quality any better?]
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Quality is about the same. Aside from the celebrity factor it is pretty ordinary.
It is worth noting, though, that she bobs up and down as she curls her hair. Either the mirror is too short or she has to take a piss.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:03:04 EDT (#)
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The background sounds--closing doors, coughing, large bangs--make it sound like it is being filmed at Guantanamo bay.
If I was Erin Andrews I would sue the hotel for not giving her a large enough mirror in her bathroom, forcing her to do her curling in the foyer.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-18 17:02:55 EDT (#)
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Worth the DL? [Is the quality any better?]
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:56:45 EDT (#)
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Curiosity got the better of me. I found it on mininova.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:51:37 EDT (#)
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Those shots have a nice 'crime scene' look.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:39:45 EDT (#)
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sure...
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:35:57 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, doing some digging on this and apparently the video has been on the internet for a few months but was written off as 'probably fake.' Then today, Erin's lawyers requested for it to be taken down immediately, igniting an internet craze and signifying that it was in fact her. Good stuff.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:31:53 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but then he busted his knee. Everything has consequences.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:26:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:24:19 EDT (#)
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Too blurry. I can't masturbate to these.
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As a man by the name of Kevin so eloquently put it, "ANYTHING IS POSSIBUHHHHHH!!!"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-18 16:24:19 EDT (#)
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Too blurry. I can't masturbate to these.