Boobs of the Mediterranean (2143 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.81 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2009-07-21 11:21:11 EDT
This is essentially my (poorly) illustrated autobiography split into three or four parts. Debated between calling it "Pirates of the Body of Water," or "I Can't Draw Hands For Shit," before finally settling on "Boobs of the Mediterranean," following a 4-hour chat session with the rocking chair my grandpop used to fall asleep on while watching Cheers DVDs. RIP GRANDPOP!
Enjoy it, hate it, sway towards Catholicism, whatever. As long as chemicals in your brain swish around in some way. It's all good. Note: I'm not drawing ever again, I just felt this story couldn't be told without pictures. I mean, am I really supposed to just let YOU visualize Archduke Baptiste's dick from my paragraph-long description? As if.
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-07-26 18:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There just isn't enough crayon drawings on the internet anymore.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-26 15:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orph, I'm probably missing something (please don't yell at me),
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when have i shouted??
nothing more than a stab in the dark - your posts and comments could easily come from his magnificent brain.
see it as a compliment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-23 07:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sully. Brilliant. Fucking Brilliant.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-22 20:11:47 EDT (#)
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netimportant, it would never work out between us. I abuse prescription drugs and resort to sexual violence when threatened even in the slightest.
You sound like my future boyfriend!
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2009-07-22 16:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-07-22 10:14:04 EDT (#)
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Sully is such a pirate name. I read it twice, well done sir.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-07-22 06:45:57 EDT (#)
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i will read this at home as ill get raped if i get seen reading this at work.
however have a +2 for the amount of effort and awesomeness of the drawings
plus the filename
plus the fact that gayvid asshole -2'd it as he does everything else
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-22 01:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sully amuses me but I didn't really read this.
POINTS!!!!!!!1
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:41:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:38:04 EDT (#)
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i see you come form the matt groening school of art.
SIMPSONS DID IT
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I was struggling with this shit all day and the only similarity I can find is the overbite mouth thing for me and Spider-Man?
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:32:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:17:07 EDT (#)
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Umm I'll take that as a compliment, Gayvid.
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If you did, then yes.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:17:07 EDT (#)
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Umm I'll take that as a compliment, Gayvid.
netimportant, it would never work out between us. I abuse prescription drugs and resort to sexual violence when threatened even in the slightest.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You probably didn't draw this.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-21 21:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I love you.
But I can only know for sure if you answer this question: are you hot?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-21 21:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost -2'd this by accident.
yeargh
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-07-21 18:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool lol. Sully the pirate ;)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-21 18:14:27 EDT (#)
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Obvious attempt to be original and get on B@W.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-21 16:49:31 EDT (#)
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i laughed quite a bit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-21 15:55:19 EDT (#)
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I was disappointed that there are no real Mediterranean boobs here. I like real Mediterranean boobs.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-07-21 15:33:34 EDT (#)
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This was better than being born
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-21 15:11:45 EDT (#)
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lol, WTF?
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-07-21 15:08:43 EDT (#)
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*Prays for Creampie Chrissy.* I cant have her falling into the ocean and getting washed away.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-21 14:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true as shit
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-21 14:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clitoris pink
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-07-21 13:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeessss
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:23:12 EDT (#)
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YARRRR!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:17:19 EDT (#)
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**
** YES
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:15:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:09:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:08:02 EDT (#)
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+1 for effort
+1 for HA!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:05:02 EDT (#)
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Effort.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-07-21 12:02:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:56:47 EDT (#)
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The effort found in this post was inspired by this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/92472, which was inspired by FTW, and logic tells us FTW was inspired by gibberish. Twenty-seven links down the line, Shari Lewis was inspired by me to start a puppet show one crazy night in Orlando, FL. Everything is a circle.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was going to be a +1 until I saw that sweet filename.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i see you come form the matt groening school of art.
SIMPSONS DID IT
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your a mentalist -- 'tis very good
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retarded in all the right ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zel_wTQaODQ (in case you need some more inspiration).
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like it!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Semi-erect.