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There once was a man (just a link) (309 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -2 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Brian Feathers <Bikerbmxcrazy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-21 19:59:08 EDT


I figured people on the ubersite might appreciate this.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=547#comic

Ucket.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-22 00:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the last one that I'll write
It's late and I should just say goodnight
So: Brian clearly is
so fond of the jizz
That his face brightly glows under black light



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A webcomic link is just poor
The poster's a bore and a boor
And lest we forget
it's a pretty safe bet
that the sumbitch's mom is a whore

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Now, limericks are easy to handwrite
and easy to steal from some website
But just posting a link
Don't require you to think
so your post here is nothing but bullshite

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your ratings are no kind of gem
Your posts suck, say those that read them
Perhaps you were born
for working in porn
I'll bet you don't mind A2M


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It was just before eight PM o'clock
when Feathers posted this lame schlock
Pathetic and weak,
this poor useless geek
hoped to deep throat all of the Übercock

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

t-minus 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Brian thought he had written a fit post
And he hoped that his post would be hit most
He clicked on 'Submit'
but when Uber read it
his work was decried as a shitpost.





Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Two more and it's bye-bye time.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-21 23:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-21 22:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-21 22:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You were wrong.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-21 21:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're not very good at figuring. You should probably leave that kind of thing to people more capable than yourself.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-21 20:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

barf. puke. vomit. upchuck.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-21 20:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

(just a -2)


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