I saw the VIRGIN MARY, well nearly. (1997 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2009-07-22 07:49:25 EDT
Hi uber, what's doing? I trust that you and your's are doing quite well. I am doing quite well too thank you, I'm a bit upset about the Wallabies totally gaying up what was pretty much a lay down misere against the horrid rapist all blecks but what the hey, it's only THE FUCKING BLEDISLOE YOU USELESS CUNT BERRICK BARNES JESUS CHRIST THROW A FLAT FUCKING PASS NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING MORON YOU PRACTICE THOSE THINGS RIGHT - AT TRAINING??
i'm okay though.
Yesterday I launched a suprise visit attack on poor old thorpe, he has been working in my local news agent and I had seen him there before but couldn't be arsed going in, plus I had more pressing matters to attend. Besides, it's nice to have that kind of inside knowledge about aids and stuff, and where not to go catch it. Just ask Doodles he LOVES knowing where to catch gay aids.
But yesterday as I walked toward my local news agent to pick up my September edition of PC Powerplay (I see what you're doing there Next Publishing btw - I'm not a fucking idiot I've been buying your fucking magazine for TEN years I KNOW you sneak in TWO extra editions THERE'S FUCKING ONLY 12 MONTHS IN A YEAR NOT 14 - FIFTEEN IF YOU COUNT THE 'CHRISTMAS' EDITION), I saw that same, gangly, virgin sillouette behind the counter...
"THORPE", I hissed under my breath, and flipped the switch on my aids deflector to ON DEFLECT.
I walked inside and turned left straight into the pc poweplay aisle. Nope, no september edition. "When's the new pc powerplay come out Thorpe" I asked emerging from the end of the aisle, with it's gay 'Men's Health' endcap nearly poking me in the bottom.
Thorpe stood there like a moron, all what what whating, being vague about why he didn't know anything and all 'I'm not entirely sure I just work in a news agent I don't actually know anything'.
I stood there waiting for the penny to drop, it took a long time in fact I was starting to get bored listening to the 'tink-spin, spin-spin tink wobble fall' of thorpe's feeble penny-dropping intellect trying to grasp why I had called him thorpe, and just as I was about to fall asleep (which would have been super dangerous), miss marple grasped the bleeding obvious.
"y-you're...from uber..site..."
"brilliant you total dumbarse" I thought. "What are you doing in my news agent thorpe? Where are the usual people who have had sex before."
thorpe but-but-butted for a bit, fumbling around for something that would apparently tell him when the september edition of pc powerplay would come out, I got bored and walked back up the aisle, found a dusty edition of 'august' (which thorpe was obviously remiss in dusting), flipped to the back page which EVERYbody knows TELLS you the next streetdate, and reemerged saying "nevermind, it's tommorrow", careful to not let my bum brush up against the gay Men's Health endcap, which thorpe had quite obviously paid for - and merchandised.
We chatted for a bit, thorpe, for somebody with gay aids, is actually quite likeable and coherent - I mean he even poked fun at williamson (omg is THERE a story but it's not mine to tell). After a bit a lady came along and wanted to use the photocopier, thorpe offered to help her with it and I thought jesus good luck lady he probably doesn't even know where it is, and bid him farewell.
It's funny when you run into people from the internet. thorpe for all his wacky camwhores and hiding about his house in a loinclothe waiting for the apes to take over is actually quite a reserved, simple chap who is just trying to get over nearly gross failing at uni. I expect that's not always the case though, like - for instance, if I ran into ei he would still be a moron - maybe even MORE retarded, or if I met apollo it would need to be in a big, grassy, open expanse and I would have to look up and probably send smoke signals to his head in order to communicate, or if orphelia was at my local she would be toying herself, but thorpe was just normal, unlike someone like say............well, you. Anyway I have to go now. I'm going to try and work out where thorpe lives, and send his mum a link to uber, so she can see just what it is that her precious little fellow was doing that year that lead to his almost gross failing uni, which she paid for. That should go down a treat. And a LOT of stuff has gone down in thorpe's house, I'd wager. gnuck gnuck.
[btw thorpe today I went into your gay news agent and switched all the 'september' pc powerplay cover dvds with the nigela lawson 'black pudding' cd's. It was hilarious until I got home with a cd explaining what they put into black pudding.]
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-18 15:32:10 EDT (#)
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well, name calling's hardly going to make me want to tell you now is it, fathead.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-18 12:17:11 EDT (#)
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WHO IS IT THEN YOU STUPID CUNT?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-12 08:01:17 EDT (#)
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nope not thorpe ve's definitely had sex before
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-11 19:09:11 EDT (#)
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is that thorpe?
jesus christ.
my brain aches today.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-11 19:03:00 EDT (#)
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who's velvet elvis?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:44:07 EDT (#)
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oh yes I'm a regular roald dahl
I live two days drive from bells we've been through this. see you 'round vd.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:38:19 EDT (#)
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First, Bells beach is the second most hardcore surf in the world--arguably it's the toughest, which you should know, living near Victoria. And I did used to be a writer here, but now I get $ for it elsewhere—and trust me, the first year doesn't pay shit. Now I plan on selling my name and not titles, that's how it works.
You have a flare for the pen yourself, just an observation. Peace im sleepy
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:24:54 EDT (#)
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and you USED to be a writer vd.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:23:39 EDT (#)
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so you admit that you were stoned and that bells beach is not a girls break
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:16:24 EDT (#)
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fuck that, a wet nurse sounds hot.
--Bells beach not Belles---- yeah i re-read anything i write, im a writer.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:12:11 EDT (#)
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i'm assuming you're either stoned again or 'belles' was intentional.
Listen you young pup, I'm in better shape than most of you twenty-somethings, and I'M not the one lying around in bed all broken and rubbish RINGING HIS LITTLE BEDSIDE BELL SO HIS WET NURSE CAN COME IN AND MAKE HIM DO POTTY AND THEN SUCK.....
okay forget the wet nurse bit.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-08-07 01:59:29 EDT (#)
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in a gay wave-pool huh? Bitch we get storm surges HERE that slam waves that would look like Belles. Anyhow, fuck that. I have pics. Speaking if wave pools, I hear Carnival Cruises offers those for kids and elderly surfers. You might want to chk in on that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-07 01:53:09 EDT (#)
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oh............thorpe just looked kind of dweeby.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-08-07 01:47:13 EDT (#)
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I swear, i saw that same, well the virging mary, on a texas tater-- just a big ass slice of potato, deep fired. So i saw her, and fuck me, if i didn't get a hard on. i mean, i love god, and respect the caths even tho i disagree with them? but there was clevage and shit, and she had those pouty porno bad girl lips, those extra fat ones? that make you instantly think of getting some bobbage, and making her look at you as she does it while pulling her hair? FUCK! I was torn. Torn. I deep in my bones know there is no hellfire place, but just for a sec, i felt like.... man, i should repeant. but i didn't. anyhow i ate her.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-08-07 01:37:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-27 09:06:00 EDT (#)
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I have an urge to kick a baby in the face.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-27 07:08:31 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry pukingdog but incoherent gibberish is my shtick, just ask anybody.
And Pete you're a good guy, but seriously fuck league. Sure there's some trys but what about the preceding crapfest. You know the ridiculous scrums, the thoroughly uninspiring build up to the inevitable wits-end shrug and 50/50 kick to the corner and the retarded whistle sound. All league is good for is watching the players continuously humiliate themselves during off-field hijinks, like taking a dump in a motel hallway, and for providing a 'talent' pool for division two japanese rugby teams to raid with the same contempt for league's governing body as they would have shown had they actually WON the war.
see pukingdog?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2009-07-27 06:41:27 EDT (#)
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Nice but how about a natural American post next time, this had too much incoherent gibberish that sounded Great British or something...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-27 04:35:28 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, danger. In a time when, in Union, any penalty occuring within 92 metres of the try line results in "LOL 3 POINTS FOR US" I would think you'd have a softer spot for a game which, for all its flaws, at least sees some regular fucking tries.
Not from the Raiders, mind you. God we're abominable right now.
But the Dragons! Fuck, they're my local team and they're awesome! I'm clearly wasting my time on the Green Machine...
PS: AND it's big in Qld. The Broncos are the only team that consistently turn a profit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:54:01 EDT (#)
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I have some kiwi neighbours, on the eve of the Bledisloe I was out the back hanging washing (I do that I'm a bachelor), and my neighbour's bitch was cooking on his bbq.
"Big game tomorrow hey?" I asked through the fence pegging my man pants up on the line.
"whet?" he replied.
"I said big game tomorrow old chap, us v you, shoulder to the wheel and all no prisoners cup is on the line..."
"eh, oh yih. bug geme alreght. Ewe leke ligue brew?"
"Excuse me?"
"ewe leke ligue - ut's pritty cewl cuz."
I pulled my nose up over the fence and stared down at the watermelon on his bbq. "Do I look like my mummy fucked my daddy you retard?"
"oh, hei i guus nit, bit thi bruncos eire pliying tewmerrow."
"turn your watermelon you neanderthal" I sighed, stepped down from the fence and walked back inside, stopping briefly to smell the fragrant, fresh linen scent of my limited edition porco rosso pillowcases.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:32:30 EDT (#)
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oh yes 'league', the self-proclaimed 'greatest game of all', that is only played in a dozen nations and half of those are annexed south pacific ex-german or french colonies, the rest being retarded leftovers from AND/or old blighty - what a ringing endorsement. Still it makes for a rivetting world cup.....when is that on again?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:20:43 EDT (#)
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Whatever - we fucked up nearly EVERY SINGLE lineout and still won against the aussies.
I fell asleep during the saturday game against the yarpies - so don't really care. I prefer league.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:13:01 EDT (#)
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oh I don't know maybe it was because we were 10-nil up after 15 minutes and then totally butchered a try and luke burgess murdered everything he touched and then the ref was a pedantic arse.
btw good show against the saffa's last night, you know when you lost and looked dreadful even that idiot graham henry admitted we let you out of jail last week, which must have been refreshing for all your brown people, you know not being in jail for once.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:04:01 EDT (#)
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Yea cos aussies are just like sooooooo awesome at winning the bledisloe cup. What made you think you had a chance?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-25 21:40:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-24 10:19:30 EDT (#)
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who wouldn't?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-07-24 10:08:10 EDT (#)
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I wish Thorpe and his synaesthesia had come to review this post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-23 20:56:56 EDT (#)
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:( that idiot boer with his stupid cro-magnon faced forehead was a dirty racist and he ruined my evening
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-23 10:44:49 EDT (#)
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actually it was a pretty shoddy performance all around for the wallabies. you cant blame berrck, sure he murdered that try, but he is a quality player. giteau was more disappointing, i felt.
that, and FUCKING SOUTH AFRICAN REFS ARE THE WORST. id seriously prefer a kiwin ref to decide bledisloe matches than a saffa.
advantage *checks watch to see if 0.00000004 of a second has passed, which of course it has because thats basically a theoretical amount of physics-class time - but a unit of time that apparently joubert-im-a-fucking-cheating-douchebag can apparently work with because thats about how long he gave us*
sees that the aforementioned pretty-much-theoretical-its-so-short amount of time HAS in fact passed and blows up a knock-on against us.
THEN DOES IT AGAIN later in the half.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 05:28:38 EDT (#)
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That was mean, I'm sorry DR. The truth is that I envy you a great deal. You don't pay any tax, you can use the term "fo' shizzle" legitimatley during the course of your work day and you never have to worry about your clothes getting too tight to fit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 05:19:14 EDT (#)
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DR, I forgive you. You are only so full of hate because you are Australian.
In the developed world we do not eat stuffing out of tins or jars. We buy it from a specialist who makes it in a shop and sells it in a packet, or we purchase the ingredinents and make it ourselves. We do not have it delivered along with rehydrated turkey meat in a shrinkwrapped box with "UNICEF" stamped on the side like you do.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-23 05:12:07 EDT (#)
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And by you, I mean pictures of the Intel 4004 chip.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-23 05:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:02:02 EDT (#)
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Wait, no, sorry. I am getting confused. I'm thinking of Michael Jackson.
Man, that girl was pretty and Swedish and blonde. I CANNOT REMEMBER WHETHER OR NOT SHE HAD ENORMOUS WAPS WHAT IS HAPPENEING TO ME?
She was funny. Funny and married to some rich engineer who made a squillion dollars a year. She probably got all pregnant and shit. Fuckin' engineers.
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lol
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-23 05:10:31 EDT (#)
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Like I could ever have a girlfriend! I just have pictures of you Danger_Ranger.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:59:01 EDT (#)
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yeah, my girlfriends a Nightroaming hag
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:57:34 EDT (#)
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gay, so so gay
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:56:27 EDT (#)
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did I say ei's girlfriend I meant JAKES
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:54:58 EDT (#)
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why would a fox want jam - I would have thought chickens were more of a savoury dish if a fox wanted to open something surely it would probably be more like a jar of stuffing, or salsa. And seeing as though stuffing doesn't actually COME in jars - DOES it berty, you are still the retard. I haven't had arnie's password for ages, I gave it to crystle AGES ago because I thought I could trust her, obviously not - unless she's turned into a horrible troll, like ei's girlfriend.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:53:32 EDT (#)
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how confusing for Danger_Ranger_Still_Uses_A_Modem - he's both old and a computer. He must confuse himself!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:45:26 EDT (#)
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DR, have you ever SEEN a fox try to open a jam jar? It is like watching an old person try to use a mobile phone.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:27:56 EDT (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:27:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 09:23:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:08:45 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah mean blah blah blah slander blah blah blah mean slander blah blah blah
with aids
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OMG REAL TEARS
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come on berty. do you like banana sandwiches?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:24:07 EDT (#)
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i'm serious I really like my rating
and foxes aren't retarded berty which makes you, the boy with the frosty thick glasses sitting up front on short bus making short bus noises and fine mist spittle fountains.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:23:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:08:45 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah mean blah blah blah slander blah blah blah mean slander blah blah blah
with aids
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OMG REAL TEARS
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:18:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:06:15 EDT (#)
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that makes no sense why would I minus two my own post
that would make me retarded
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Retarded??? Retarded like a fox!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:08:45 EDT (#)
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last night, i was walking home from work and popped in to buy a DVD (millenium) it looks shit but when i was purchasing said DVD and gazing around the store I saw a member of staff with a badge on that read 'Berty', they had long dank brown hair, spots and glasses and was re arranging the 'Ugly Betty' section. Fortunatly, it was a small section and they finished quickly. Before turning around and then I realised it was a 15 year old girl.
with aids
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:06:15 EDT (#)
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that makes no sense why would I minus two my own post
that would make me retarded
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 04:02:02 EDT (#)
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Wait, no, sorry. I am getting confused. I'm thinking of Michael Jackson.
Man, that girl was pretty and Swedish and blonde. I CANNOT REMEMBER WHETHER OR NOT SHE HAD ENORMOUS WAPS WHAT IS HAPPENEING TO ME?
She was funny. Funny and married to some rich engineer who made a squillion dollars a year. She probably got all pregnant and shit. Fuckin' engineers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-23 03:54:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-22 19:55:40 EDT (#)
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right I know you swore me to secrecy but fuck it.
i'm grassing.
ARNIE GEDDON IS BRIAN 'GAYNGER RAYNGER' AUSSIEGREYHEADPOOFLICKER!!!
it's true.
i have evidence
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Well yeah, I think he told everybody in 2007.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-07-22 22:29:59 EDT (#)
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+ fucking 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 22:05:15 EDT (#)
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*hold
jesus.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 22:04:36 EDT (#)
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just holding onto your money there for a bit tiger - first things first.
Anybody here want to pay me NOT to write another black scabbity tran story?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-22 21:01:11 EDT (#)
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Say hi to Thorpe.
I'll pay to $20 for another Scabbity Tran story.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-07-22 20:11:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-22 19:58:50 EDT (#)
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I only read the title.
So you looked in a mirror? Hardly worth a post, Brian.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-22 19:55:40 EDT (#)
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right I know you swore me to secrecy but fuck it.
i'm grassing.
ARNIE GEDDON IS BRIAN 'GAYNGER RAYNGER' AUSSIEGREYHEADPOOFLICKER!!!
it's true.
i have evidence
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-22 19:48:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-22 17:39:46 EDT (#)
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poor aids-ridden thorpe :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-22 16:13:33 EDT (#)
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New and exciting, thanks!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-22 16:02:55 EDT (#)
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p.s. you are gay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-22 16:02:49 EDT (#)
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Is it true that SETI are employing you now Danger_Ranger_Going_Grey_Disgracefully?
Well, I say employing, what I mean is 'using your microchips to listen to space bleepings'
Anyway, tell ET that he can get fucked.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-22 15:34:11 EDT (#)
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I like Black Pudding.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-22 14:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:46:30 EDT (#)
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reading your posts is like listening to that weird homeless guy mumble to himself when you're waiting for the train. but like, more entertaining.
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:(
well that's not very nice
come to think of it valerie has said the exact same thing....and scourge....apollo...
still. it hurts.
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well if it makes you feel better it means i'd give you my pocket change.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-22 14:19:59 EDT (#)
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I miss Thorpe.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 13:53:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-22 13:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:03:18 EDT (#)
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thorpe decided uber was too immature for him.
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We're talking about this guy, right?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261
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making the decision pretty fucking telling in regards to the site, huh?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-22 13:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:03:18 EDT (#)
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thorpe decided uber was too immature for him.
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We're talking about this guy, right?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261
PS: I Got through at work to ~3ish and there hadn't been a single fight and I actually thought to myself "Wow, a night without a single fight! That's amazing!" then, of course, bam blah blah the usual bullshit. I'm lucky to have weed to come home to...
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:24:12 EDT (#)
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says 'you'
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:22:57 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute -
I thought you WERE gay, or ARE gay. What I mean to say is, I thought you would have liked gotting "poked" by that men's "magazine."
Anyway, I am a bit confused. But you are right about Doodles.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:22:22 EDT (#)
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the arsehat police. I've been contracted to lay arsehat counting cable across the world wide web and guess what. you broke our bandwidth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:17:03 EDT (#)
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who asked you?
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:14:57 EDT (#)
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i think he was alluding to how you guys think he's retarded, captain ten-gallon arsehat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:10:35 EDT (#)
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I HAVE NEVER DESCRIBED YOU AS ENTERTAINING.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-22 12:00:58 EDT (#)
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don't forget me, fuckstick.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:46:30 EDT (#)
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reading your posts is like listening to that weird homeless guy mumble to himself when you're waiting for the train. but like, more entertaining.
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:(
well that's not very nice
come to think of it valerie has said the exact same thing....and scourge....apollo...
still. it hurts.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:46:30 EDT (#)
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reading your posts is like listening to that weird homeless guy mumble to himself when you're waiting for the train. but like, more entertaining.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:39:25 EDT (#)
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Never know who you will meet in this wacky world!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:16:38 EDT (#)
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Nigella Lawson is stacked.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 11:03:18 EDT (#)
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HOW DARE THAT FUCKING ARNIE MESS WITH YOUR RATING!?
OMG!
thorpe decided uber was too immature for him.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-22 10:06:11 EDT (#)
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Perfection is for pussies.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:57:20 EDT (#)
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there I am, thinking look at that berty, using a semi-colon contextually - grammatically, and then he fucks it up with 'gentlement'.
And yes betram I realise I typed tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmorrow, but I'm smashed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:52:58 EDT (#)
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Well you know what they say; football is a game for gentlement played by thugs. Rugby is a game for thugs played by New Zealanders.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sort of thing never happens to me.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson is in Japan, yes?
I've failed Thorpe. A while back I sent him on a mission, which he completed admirably. When he e-mailed me his report, he made me promise to keep tabs on him.
He feared he would come to a rather messy end and if that should happen, he wanted one person who would demand an investigation.
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yes, with a guy.
thorpe DID complete that mission admirably, fear not I shall keep 'tabs' on him, SHIELDS UP.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
le sigh
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson is in Japan, yes?
I've failed Thorpe. A while back I sent him on a mission, which he completed admirably. When he e-mailed me his report, he made me promise to keep tabs on him.
He feared he would come to a rather messy end and if that should happen, he wanted one person who would demand an investigation.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
arnie fucked with my rating
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
www.raygoldmodels.com
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
golly gosh what a GREAT STORY
DID YOU POINT YOUR ARSE AT THE RED LASER PENIS BLASTS
DID YOU TRY TO DEFLECT THEM TOO - WITH YOUR ARSE?
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL BUTTON FOR PENIS BLASTS OR DO YOU JUST 'ABSORB' THEM like a total fuckwit
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With darthvaderswang (http://www.ubersite.com/u/darthvaderswang) and Gayvid_Gerrold (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Gayvid_Gerrold, we're all full up on useless trolls, Arnie.
Thanks for applying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Le sigh
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh...
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
golly gosh what a GREAT STORY
DID YOU POINT YOUR ARSE AT THE RED LASER PENIS BLASTS
DID YOU TRY TO DEFLECT THEM TOO - WITH YOUR ARSE?
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL BUTTON FOR PENIS BLASTS OR DO YOU JUST 'ABSORB' THEM like a total fuckwit
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and he doesn't post here anymore because he nearly gross failed, and because of his mommy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for instance, if I ran into ei he would still be a moron - maybe even MORE retarded
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come on, we would have a blast. your gay, i could be persuaded.
Pina Coladas all round.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i'm serious p_c. In our stilted conversation he actually referred to you as 'pete', I checked my aids deflector, pointed it at the photocopier lady - she was clear, and rushed out clenching my buttocks imagining red laser penises/penii blasting the lotto bench and twirly last year dog calendar stand.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you write in some sort of language that I can barely understand...
+2 for that alone.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf fallic symbols are you australian as well? from wollongong? keep studying and saving maybe you can move somewhere good. at our woolies the donuts are hot.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
DID YOU ASK HIM WHY HIM AND THE OTHER CUNT DON'T POST HERE ANY MORE?
I MEAN, I'M CURRENLY WORKING 4 NIGHTS A WEEK (TILL 4AM EACH NIGHT) AND DOING A FULL FUCKlNG STUDY LOAD OF THE LAWS OF MAN AND GOD AND FUCKING ARTS(PHILOSOPHY) AND WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT AND I
~STILL~
FIND ABOUT 50 HOURS A WEEK TO COME ONTO UBERSITE AND TROLL MY FUCKING FACE OFF.
I HOPE YOU GOT ANSWERS, D_R, I HOPE YOU GOT ANSWERS.
P FUCKING S: WHEN I WRITE D_R IS LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP EMOTICON. A DUDE WITH AN EYE SCAR OR SOMETHING.
Oh well, i have to start work in 40 minutes (11pm-4am at the official STABBIEST bar in Wollongong, no shit, so i'd better masturbate and eat some fucking cold Woolies donuts.
Hoo rah.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What newsagent? Is it in QLD? Tell me and I'll go there, I like Thorpe. I'd like to pick him up and shake him, he looks huggable.
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yes - qld. If you're going to pick him up you'll need an aids deflector, and will need to set it to 'on'.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
¡Hola Guardabosques del Peligro! Leí esta sumisión entera y la encontré para ser altamente agradable. Ese párrafo pasado selló realmente los dos más que clasificaban. ¡Continúe el trabajo excelente!
[Translation: you funny guy, write good. +2]
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-22 08:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to skip reading and minus 2 because I have the attention span of a cunt but I was intrigued by you calling Berrick Barnes a cunt.
"What are you doing in my news agent thorpe? Where are the usual people who have had sex before."
Winner!
What newsagent? Is it in QLD? Tell me and I'll go there, I like Thorpe. I'd like to pick him up and shake him, he looks huggable.