SPT - Hot & Wet (1430 hits)
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Submitted by Technoratty (View user info) at 2009-07-23 10:55:41 EDT
I just cannot be arsed doing any work... , the guy across the office is busy, so he's ignoring my clumsy attempts at seduction (flashing my tits, with my shirt on my head) and I'm trawling the internet looking for shite to amuse me, so well...
I need some....!
ah fuck knows
(.)(.)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-07-27 15:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-27 06:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.27bslash6.com/professorthomas.html
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73335
Spooner:
PERPETUAL MOTION
"Like when you fall down a bottomless pit?"
"Kinda, but it's more like when you put two ice cubes next to each other, and they'll never melt because they'll just keep each other cold forever."
"What if you put two ice cubes next to each other and dropped them down a bottomless pit?"
"Well they'd drift apart and melt, unless you glued them, but then they wouldn't really be touching."
"Oh, right."
Thorne:
Perpetual Motion
"Is perpetual motion like when you fall down a bottomless pit?"
"Kind of, but it's more like when you put two ice cubes next to each other, and they'll never melt because they'll just keep each other cold forever."
"What if you put two ice cubes next to each other and dropped them down a bottomless pit?"
"They would drift apart and melt, unless you glued them, but then they wouldn't really be touching."
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I just went back and read the spooner post. At first the perpetual motion one was the only one i noticed, but upon further inspection, this thorne guy basically lifted his entire article from spooner's post.
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-07-27 00:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-07-26 15:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was full of win!
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-25 21:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-24 19:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bravo, mr thorne.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite possibly the best post I've read since before this place became a cesspool.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-24 06:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I strangely enjoyed this more than most other posts i've read / seen recently.
Almost all of this is new to me and I love it.
Win.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MickeyJames is a hero.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-07-23 22:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Win!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-07-23 22:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fine collection of other people's work.
Submitted by birdie-bogey (user info) at 2009-07-23 16:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
www.dontevenreply.com
Some funny ones there too
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A couple were old, but this was a hilarious compilation nonetheless. I lol'd a few times.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.27bslash6.com/professorthomas.html
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73335
Spooner:
PERPETUAL MOTION
"Like when you fall down a bottomless pit?"
"Kinda, but it's more like when you put two ice cubes next to each other, and they'll never melt because they'll just keep each other cold forever."
"What if you put two ice cubes next to each other and dropped them down a bottomless pit?"
"Well they'd drift apart and melt, unless you glued them, but then they wouldn't really be touching."
"Oh, right."
Thorne:
Perpetual Motion
"Is perpetual motion like when you fall down a bottomless pit?"
"Kind of, but it's more like when you put two ice cubes next to each other, and they'll never melt because they'll just keep each other cold forever."
"What if you put two ice cubes next to each other and dropped them down a bottomless pit?"
"They would drift apart and melt, unless you glued them, but then they wouldn't really be touching."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.27bslash6.com/professorthomas.html
soooooo... I wonder when he wrote this. It almost seems like SOMETHING i have read before, SOMEWHERE. there are parts where its like TWO IDIOTS ARE DISCUSSING COMPLICATED SUBJECTS.
CHAD CHAMLEY = DAVID THORNE!?
or spooner cheated at ubersite.
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Wow. I wish this had come to light when spooner was still here. this would make for some kickass uberfighting.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"the ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter.." Lol
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-23 15:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.27bslash6.com/professorthomas.html
soooooo... I wonder when he wrote this. It almost seems like SOMETHING i have read before, SOMEWHERE. there are parts where its like TWO IDIOTS ARE DISCUSSING COMPLICATED SUBJECTS.
CHAD CHAMLEY = DAVID THORNE!?
or spooner cheated at ubersite.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-23 14:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the cock....b@W
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-23 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was amused..
ps. the swastika is a buddhist/hindu symbol for good luck
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-23 13:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like David. Nice guy.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2009-07-23 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-23 12:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THATS GOLD JERRY, GOLD
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-23 12:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks. I needed that.
*wipes tears from eyes*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-23 12:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-23 12:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the swastika means something different for Indian folk.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The WWII story with corrections made me laugh.
The strata one was good too.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My boss came to check on me after hearing the noise I was making whilst laughing my ass off at the apartment emails.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
David Thornes website :-
http://www.27bslash6.com/
I can't fit my tits into the scanner in the office, so...
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm banned from Yahoo answers for doing shit like that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I literally LOL'd at the apartment comm.
Show us your tits!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
most of these were hilarious.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad at all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old- but good.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can we see the tits?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we need David Thorne (or whatever the hell his name was) to sign up for a Uber account.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everyone knows about jimmy mcperson, that teacher was an asshole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the strata correspondence
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those letters are great. Indian Swastika guy has been around forever though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take the tit shot, please...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-23 11:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the strata correspondence