The women I noticed when my balls dropped (not a comprehensive list) (1645 hits)
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Submitted by Sandman (View user info) at 2009-07-24 00:24:27 EDT
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-07-30 21:59:49 EDT (#)
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Some of these girls are actually kind of scary.
I don't know if it's just the pictures, or if their mothers drank too much while they were forming. Either way, kind of scary.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:37:19 EDT (#)
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Looks like one of those crappy VH1 recap shows of semi-famous chicks from 1997. I can picture Danny Bonaduce saying, "Jesus, all this post needs is The Indigo Girls, and we can have a Lillith Fair Reunion Tour."
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:22:04 EDT (#)
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good choices.
If I was a guy I would have included Jennifer Lopez
I'd do her..
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:22:24 EDT (#)
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And you say, I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard to anyone or anything
something something
I'm only hearing negative
something something something
no, no, no, NO.......
and you say...
Stay.
yeah, me and that chick had a few dates ourselves. She was good but never would take it in the dumper and was totally against facials and swallowing.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-26 08:58:03 EDT (#)
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So nice to see that you identify with your inner 14 year old girl.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-07-26 00:27:51 EDT (#)
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I was suprised to find that Burt Reynolds, and Ryan Seacrest were missing from this post. Did'nt you used to ride the dude train?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-24 21:53:04 EDT (#)
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LUNGFISH!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-24 19:31:29 EDT (#)
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For me it was Akiko Wakabayashi. Not sure when I first saw "You Only Live Twice," but I don't think my balls had dropped yet. shrug
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-24 17:51:09 EDT (#)
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you have some bad taste in women... -1 for that.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 17:16:39 EDT (#)
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MOLLY RINGWALD WAS ALWAYS FAMOUS! EVEN BEFORE SHE WAS BORN! SO WAS JESSICA RABBIT!!!!!!!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-07-24 16:55:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 16:47:46 EDT (#)
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BUT MOLLY RINGWALD WASN'T FAMOUS IN THE LATE '90's!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 16:27:22 EDT (#)
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MOLLY RINGWALD IS ETERNALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 16:26:55 EDT (#)
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This post will someday surpass my post on MH. And by someday I mean tommorow. Or maybe later today, I dunno.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:32:57 EDT (#)
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when i was younger, i wanted to look like natalie imbruglia
ps. no blondes?? LAME.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:18:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:16:14 EDT (#)
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You should do a list of fictional characters you want to match pink parts with. If you put tank girl on it, I'll +2 it and everything. I'll even quote this comment, it'll be crazy.
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I'd actually thought of that, and Tank Girl was on the list. Not the chick who played her in the movie, though. I wasn't down with her. I just re-watched that movie a couple of months ago. I didn't realize that Naomi Watts was in it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:16:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:05:02 EDT (#)
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Death?? Um, no. Molly Ringwald.
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Ah. see, what I was going for are the girls who were famous at the time, not girls who were famous in the 80's. Molly is definitely hot, but she wasn't popular when I was turning 14.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:16:14 EDT (#)
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You should do a list of fictional characters you want to match pink parts with. If you put tank girl on it, I'll +2 it and everything. I'll even quote this comment, it'll be crazy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:12:32 EDT (#)
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Summer Glau is beautiful in that half-starved 15 year old way... and who doesn't find that hot? I think the character she played on Firefly, River, is much hotter though. Because she does things like kill dozens of reavers with her bare hands, and shoot 3 people dead in less than one second with her eyes closed. That's what's so hot about her (IMO)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 10:24:27 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:18:46 EDT (#)
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I bet you like Tina Fey.
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Believe it or not; she never struck me as "hot".
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Really? I thought maybe you had a glasses fetish.
That scar on her cheek makes my testis tingle.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:05:55 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON OUR DOCUMENTARY, BLONDIE!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:05:30 EDT (#)
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See what I mean @ below?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:05:02 EDT (#)
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Death?? Um, no. Molly Ringwald.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:03:00 EDT (#)
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Iccy likes pouty redheads who cast whithering, bored looks and who slam men against school lockers.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:36:12 EDT (#)
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There's something wrong with you :(
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What? Should I have put Death on here? Who would you have picked?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:36:12 EDT (#)
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There's something wrong with you :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:29:51 EDT (#)
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I've been had again but I'm quite comfortable in my beauty, thank you. Seriously if you think Natalie Merchant is good looking then you need to get your Lasik redone, Bucky.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:27:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:46:18 EDT (#)
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Oh wow! I was totally got on that one. I'll just settle for ones that aren't ugly as fuck, unlike you.
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based on how ridiculous your face looks, you might wanna settle with the first one who's dumb enough to show interest in you.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:24:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:18:46 EDT (#)
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I bet you like Tina Fey.
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Believe it or not; she never struck me as "hot".
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:24:25 EDT (#)
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...There's no accounting for such bad taste in poontang........
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:18:46 EDT (#)
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I bet you like Tina Fey.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:07:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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After this list I can see why you decided you suck dude's dicks... Natalie Merchant, ugggggh!
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we know wiggers prefer cheap bitches
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Oh wow! I was totally got on that one. I'll just settle for ones that aren't ugly as fuck, unlike you.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:19:23 EDT (#)
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Most of those girls are fucking shit.
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Who would you have gone for?
No, wait, let me guess because it'll be more fun. You say hotter or colder.
Summer Glau?
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I've never understood why everyone thinks she is so hot. I thought the girl who played Kaylee on Firefly was hot, though. It was the geeky awkwardness.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 01:44:23 PDT (#)
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I think it'd be interesting if you posted a picture of your mum and we compared her face to all these.
It would be for Science.
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Plus, we could all jerk off to your mum.
Submitted by nutsplash (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:12:25 EDT (#)
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CUM ON THEIR WHORE FACES AFTER ASS FUCKING THEM THEM MAKE THEM LICK IT !
Bitches love that shit to be treated like the tramps they all are.
Like your moms :-)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:10:51 EDT (#)
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Lisa Loeb
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:07:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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After this list I can see why you decided you suck dude's dicks... Natalie Merchant, ugggggh!
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we know wiggers prefer cheap bitches
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:04:21 EDT (#)
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It was. The whole 'I am woman and I am everything to everyone' crap.
I loathed it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 11:56:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:10:08 EDT (#)
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Didja ever spank it to Mtv's VJ Kennedy?
http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kennedy_mtv.jpg
She could be a little grating but could also be hilarious. And no one still can figure out what exactly she did to annoy Johnny Rotten. I can't remember for certain, but I think he called her a rude, stupid twat.
Rather ironic for Lydon to call ANYONE rude, doncha think?
I now despise Brook's 'Bitch.' It was like an anthem for every 'empowered' woman who blared it from her car's stereo on a continuous loop. AARRHHH!
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No, I didn't know about her. She has the right look, though. I haven't heard the Bitch song in years, but I never got the impression that she meant it as a womens empowerment song. What the fuck do I know, though?
Submitted by nutsplash (user info) at 2009-07-24 11:49:01 EDT (#)
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ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE RAPED
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:51:08 EDT (#)
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Nerdy brunettes. Nice. Janeane Garofalo looks like she just got back from Burning Man and hasn't showered yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:48:16 EDT (#)
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I tend to agree...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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After this list I can see why you decided you suck dude's dicks... Natalie Merchant, ugggggh!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:18:00 EDT (#)
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auto plus 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:13:00 EDT (#)
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and stop trying to ana..anal...omg that's funny, stop trying to understand me.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:12:39 EDT (#)
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no redheads? (shakes head)
by the way what actually happens when balls drop... do they make a noise before they become unfesibly large and escape from your underwear ??
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:11:46 EDT (#)
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redhead. and I don't call her that anymore because we're friends now. stop being so anti and derisive.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:02:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:19:36 CDT (#)
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+2 because all of these girls are brunettes. I have an anti-blonde affliction I don't understand it I just run with it.
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Was Medusa blonde?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:14:59 EDT (#)
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This list could have benefited from the pink power ranger, Catwoman, and Claire Hucstable.
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YEAH Pink Power ranger YEAH
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:19:36 EDT (#)
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+2 because all of these girls are brunettes. I have an anti-blonde affliction I don't understand it I just run with it. (no offence forensic but that's from a packet)
-2 for mentioning your balls.
+1 because I'm about to mention mine. When MY balls drop I'm going to juggle them like one of those freestyle footballers, except I won't be balancing them on the back of my neck because I don't want my scrotum stretched across my face like those stretched out skins in Doom I and II. plus I'd suffocate and it wouldn't be such an awesome trick considering my balls were effectively balanced on the back of my neck, with me all arms akimbo balancing balancing balancing, somethings that were held up and not exactly fighting gravity on account of them being caught in my nutsack. wrapped around my face and neck. so plus 1.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:14:59 EDT (#)
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This list could have benefited from the pink power ranger, Catwoman, and Claire Hucstable.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2009-07-24 08:10:26 EDT (#)
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That's some nice scab
But I'm pretty sure Shania hit it big a couple of years before Brooks did. Your "before anyone gave a shit" statement is pretty backwards.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:52:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:10:08 EDT (#)
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Didja ever spank it to Mtv's VJ Kennedy?
http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kennedy_mtv.jpg
She could be a little grating but could also be hilarious. And no one still can figure out what exactly she did to annoy Johnny Rotten. I can't remember for certain, but I think he called her a rude, stupid twat.
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I was more of a tabitha Soren person.
http://static.open.salon.com/files/soren1235500243.jpg
Kennedy was cute.
But Duff...oh duff (hottest VJ EVER, Besides Martha Quinn of course) http://www.drdonnica.com/images/celeb_duffy.jpg
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:52:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:44:19 EDT (#)
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I had "The Poster" roundabout that stage.
She's dead now.
I'm old. How old? Go outside and pull up a clump of grass. See that black stuff clinging to the roots? That's dirt. I'm older than that.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:21:08 EDT (#)
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this makes you 25, 26 now?
I can't even remember which girls/women I was interested in at age 14 except for Blondie...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:10:08 EDT (#)
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Didja ever spank it to Mtv's VJ Kennedy?
http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kennedy_mtv.jpg
She could be a little grating but could also be hilarious. And no one still can figure out what exactly she did to annoy Johnny Rotten. I can't remember for certain, but I think he called her a rude, stupid twat.
Rather ironic for Lydon to call ANYONE rude, doncha think?
I now despise Brook's 'Bitch.' It was like an anthem for every 'empowered' woman who blared it from her car's stereo on a continuous loop. AARRHHH!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:47:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:34:02 EDT (#)
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Joseph Stalin
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Joseph was a real bad boy who new how to keep a moustache.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:34:02 EDT (#)
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Joseph Stalin
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:32:44 EDT (#)
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C'mon 8track. Don't be boring.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:19:23 EDT (#)
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Most of those girls are fucking shit.
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Who would you have gone for?
No, wait, let me guess because it'll be more fun. You say hotter or colder.
Summer Glau?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:19:23 EDT (#)
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Most of those girls are fucking shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-24 04:44:23 EDT (#)
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I think it'd be interesting if you posted a picture of your mum and we compared her face to all these.
It would be for Science.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-24 04:31:32 EDT (#)
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i always thought Natalie imbruglia looked like the baddies from the simpsons computer game
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-24 04:30:41 EDT (#)
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who is lisa loeb?? she's nice......
the women before her looks like her slightly uglier sister
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-07-24 02:59:22 EDT (#)
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Why did you pick the worst possible picture ever take of Natilie Imbruglio?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-24 02:11:23 EDT (#)
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List needed to be way longer - good picks, though.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 00:25:03 EDT (#)
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sorry for the side scroll