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Rating: -1.33 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Brian Feathers <Bikerbmxcrazy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-24 02:06:42 EDT


ARE MY FUCKING SCISSORS?!

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Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Under whatever it was you were last cutting obviously.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not sure, but if I were you, I'd stick them in my kidneys for the next time I need them.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

as my dad would say...

"if they were up your ass you'd know"

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You lent them to one of your dads. The one down the lane a mile or so. Go get them and run back as fast as you can.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-24 07:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THERE!!!!

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-24 06:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

its a plus 2 if you need them to chop weed

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-07-24 05:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In the middle junk door in the hall by pantry, on the left near the back.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-24 04:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

up yer arse, perhaps?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-24 04:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jammed into your fucking head, hopefully.


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