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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-26 13:50:55 EDT


Tuesday night 21st July.... five years to the day we first kissed..... I get a suggested appointment in my Outlook diary asking me to meet him at 6.45pm outside Canada Water train station in London - which happens to be the nearest station to my office.

I get there early. I'm in my suit and fretting that he's probably booked a restaurant as usual and I could be more dressed up - at least I can take my suit jacket off; I have a sexy top on underneath...

He arrives and we kiss.

We jump on the train to High Street Kensington and it starts raining.... we head to a bar for a glass of wine (apparently it's too early for the table). I relax.

Half an hour later we arrive at location - Richard Branson's Kensington Garden Roof Restaurant - its lovely - you can see the whole of London from here! I order scallops and steak and we eat. Mmmm.

After eating I decide to have a cigarette out on the balcony - he stays at the table.

I return and there is a gift waiting for me! Before I open it I know what it is. Marc Jacobs 'Daisy' perfume. I have the white and the black but not the green bottle which is a special edition and comes with little daisy stickers to make the bottle look like you have designed it.

I adore daisies; they are my favourite flower which is probably unusual for a gardener as they are considered a weed - but I remember the daisy chains of my childhood - and the simplicity of the sweet little flowers.

I open the wrapping and box and the packet of stickers are on the top... I remove the perfume bottle and I squeal in excitement as I try to open the packet of stickers...... and then I see him push the bottle towards me and cough...

There appears to be something glinting - attached to the top of the green flowers on the lid of the bottle..........







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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats!

So now I'll officially have to duel the chap if we become official rivals for your affection.
Good to know, I guess.



Also, I give this site credit...no one made a comment about your "daisy chains of my childhood" line.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-07-28 14:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love that it looks like a daisy!
~~~
It is!

Its an antique edwardian (1910) daisy cluster. He had to travel to a really cute antique place in Hastings (south of england) to buy it. Bless.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you to all you lovely lot. Not been on Uber (or my laptop) for days. With this and my birthday its been a whirlwind of restaurants, presents, flowers.... I'm exhausted!

Happy though.

Berty - you have mail.


Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-07-30 09:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

congratulations :)

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-29 09:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations Merlina, so when is the engagement party? The Uber one not with your real friends?

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-28 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats!

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-07-28 14:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love that it looks like a daisy!
Congrats.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-07-28 01:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<3

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-27 20:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty gay below
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats sweetie!

He's lovely
===
HAHAHA I miss you, Jake

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-27 20:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happily ever after!
Beautiful ring for a beautiful gal...

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-07-27 16:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations.




<insert something squishy here>


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-27 15:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CONGRATS LADY.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-27 15:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oooh, love the ring! congratulations :)

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty gay below

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats sweetie!

He's lovely

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A little pewter and diamond flakes are all it takes for you? Shit, you're cheap! J/K CONGRATULATIONS, I mean you weren't getting any younger :-p

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*flicks tear away*

Congrats!!!

If I ever decide to get married again I want to be proposed to in a hot air balloon. Conquering two of my greatest fears at once (heights/commitment) would be exhilarating.

Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's a gorgeous ring.
congrats!


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Something glinting, eh? Was it a gun?!! A knife???!!?!?!!! LOOK OUT MERLINA! THE SERIAL KILLER'S BEHIND YOU AND HE'S WEARING A BIG GIRLY RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DUN DUN DUUNNNNNN


Congrats!

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-07-27 02:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

!!! yay!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-26 22:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Congratulations, eh.


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats Merlina!

In other news, I need a plant identified and wondered if I could get your help. My other sources are stumped.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats to you!



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Marriage has worked out pretty good for me so far, but it's certainly not for everyone. Good luck.

The first year is the worst. And the third. And really, really the 7th. After that, though, it's all good.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-26 18:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Awesome...




Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

getting married is gay merlina, still, it's not as gay as some of these reviews. 'totally falling in love' and 'I squealed a little? bleah. Just be a good wife and pick up after your husband, or he will start sleeping with his secretary and it will all be your fault.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

congrats, dude!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to god that woman is psychic. As soon as I posted that review, she switched to "Deep in the Heart of Texas," which is even worse.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats and all that rot.

Word of advice: If you want to keep a happy marriage, do NOT whistle "Red River Valley" for six hours straight when he's hungover. He hates that. He knows you think it's hilarious, but he's thinking of cutting your lips off with a chain saw this very minute. I lost my chain saw last year. Who the fuck loses a chain saw?

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations, dude.

Sounds like a good excuse to get drunk and celebrate

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do those sausage fingers tempt the bloke's guide dog?
--
sorry m, but lol.


Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do those sausage fingers tempt the bloke's guide dog?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, congrats dude.
!!!
~~
thank you..



yay!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, congrats dude.
!!!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*rapidly chucks on handcream*

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-26 16:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow! 39.





You look much older!















Kidding, congrats.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-26 15:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.picresize.com/

new laptop or not, it is easy.

still, congrats.

i am totally falling in love too and it's the bee's knees.


Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-07-26 15:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

C1ndy - thanks hon

sandmantate - yes

EI - it was his humour.. who GIVES! I'M ENGAGED!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a suggested appointment in outlook

lol thats romance


but seriously congrats Merlina x

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does this mean you guys are getting married? Did I miss something?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Woohoo!

Congrats Merlina!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well fuck all that.
~~

miserable beggar...jeasus.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Incidently - reading this I know it sounds obvious - but I know The Bloke better than anyone and he is SO not romantic... it was not obvious to me..

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats gorgeous lady!

I squealed a little.
~~~

haha... thanks honey

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats gorgeous lady!

I squealed a little.

Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well fuck all that.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Saw that one coming a mile away. Congrats on it all though, and nice setting, daisies are awesome. They're resiliant and long lasting.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks Saccy!

no, it's not tight - actually had to have it slightly resized yesterday - is perfect now.

Probably just got slightly swollen fingers because I'm hot. And yes my hands look old - I'm 39 in two days time :-O



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats, honey!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 13:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

looks tight.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 13:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy large photo batgirl...

apologies. I have a new laptop and have no idea how to resize yet.


Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?