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fixed 'er up. added' a bit o' whimsey. (630 hits)

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Rating: 1.15 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-07-26 17:26:36 EDT




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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-29 23:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-29 17:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It would be nice if the fonts matched... or at least followed the contour of the body... or if this was funny.

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It ain't the mona lisa, douchebag. I just wanted to get a bandwagon going is all. It may be time to wring out your maxi pad.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-29 17:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It would be nice if the fonts matched... or at least followed the contour of the body... or if this was funny.

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-29 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-27 18:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-07-27 17:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The gender bit would've been better. Just sayin'.

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No argument from me.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-27 17:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best one.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-07-27 17:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The gender bit would've been better. Just sayin'.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/122912#2919057

nice touch..


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, "guess my gender" was the other one I thought of.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/122911#2919086

...although I can't be arsed to actually do it myself.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-26 18:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

better than the original!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 18:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Forgot the link. In 5000 years, anthropologists won't know what this referred to.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/122911

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-26 18:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shlongy tried to save Uber and ended up with a measly 2500 hits. I don't wipe my ass for less than 4000 hits.

Fuck this place.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uber's not dead, it's just brain damaged and on a feeding tube.

pray really really hard and it just might revive!

keep the faith, little soldier!

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Yeah, it really worked out well for Terri Schiavo

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uber's not dead, it's just brain damaged and on a feeding tube.

pray really really hard and it just might revive!

keep the faith, little soldier!
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i KNEW you missed me, scourgey

lol

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Use paint--who gives a crap about quality.

I thought of an even better one; I wish I hadn't rushed.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uber's not dead, it's just brain damaged and on a feeding tube.

pray really really hard and it just might revive!

keep the faith, little soldier!

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have photoshop, but I support your effort and idea.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder if they'll ever be another proper bandwagon. I think this one would be good if uber wasn't dead.


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I gave a letter to the postman,
He put it his sack.
Bright in early next morning,
He brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lovers spat
I write Im sorry but my letter keeps coming back.

So then I dropped it in the mailbox
And sent it special d.
Bright in early next morning
It came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such person, no such so.

This time Im gonna take it myself
And put it right in her hand.
And if it comes back the very next day
Then Ill understand - the writing on it

Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.


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