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How Twilight Should Have Ended (870 hits)

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Rating: 0.42 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sinistral (View user info) at 2009-07-26 20:27:17 EDT




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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-30 06:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the image! The film was, well, it was a bit meh. Needed far more rape and some hawt Vampire sex!

Submitted by mixed_metaphor (user info) at 2009-07-28 02:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was cajoled into watching this film and throughout the entire thing the only real thought I had was pondering how the human girl managed to consistently look more strung-out than the bloodsucker she was shagging.

I hope the leading man and lady break up IRL and never get around to making the other movies. That'd be a beam of sunshine.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-27 23:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO HOO!

50% of Americans disapprove of Obama's performance to some extent compared to 49% that approve to some extent! His Rasmussen Approval Index (% of likely voters that strongly approve minus % of same demographic that strongly disapprove) is -10!!

+2s for all today's posts!

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
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I love how all these "proud Americans" hate half the voting public and their Government. Not very "United" States, huh.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-27 17:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it was funny, unfortunately this was already top ranked on digg a couple days ago.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-27 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-07-27 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't care where you got it, it's funny.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-07-27 14:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

While sharing a joint just the other day, a friend and I discussed this in detail.


Oh in in a perfect world.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shit, I snickered.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheStitch (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO HOO!

50% of Americans disapprove of Obama's performance to some extent compared to 49% that approve to some extent! His Rasmussen Approval Index (% of likely voters that strongly approve minus % of same demographic that strongly disapprove) is -10!!

+2s for all today's posts!

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DIE YOU FAGGOT LEECHES DIE!!!!!!!!

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, why would a vampire need a jacket?

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

White vampires can't jump?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heh.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-27 07:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What does the "Shaft" remake have to do with "90210"?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-27 05:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The implication is that you made this.

In the future, you need to tattoo "This is not original content" onto the head of your cock then post it above any further image by way of disclaimer.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-27 05:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who fucking cares where you got it from, I haven't seen it anywhere else and I'm 100% sure I wouldn't have gone googling for 'funny pics thats involove that gay movie twilight and/or mr wesley pipes'

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-27 03:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck that film.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-07-27 01:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 22:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

heh

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

poor form

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:37:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Taken from Digg/Reddit with no credit. A -1 for you, studly.

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Quote what Shlongy said. *Same here*.

Is this funny... Or...?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Didn't see the movie and never will. So I cannot comprehend the "humor" here.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Seen it, but I don't like the Twilight thing. Sure, I've never read any of them, and I'm completely ignorant in the source material, but that doesn't bother me. There are many things that I dismiss with out taking the time to educate myself and Twilight is one of them.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


...and a little chuckle.


Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't take this from either. I actually had a friend show this to me on a different site altogether.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:37:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Taken from Digg/Reddit with no credit. A +0 for you, studly.

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Awe, and I was about to +2 this. I hate this movie SO much.

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Taken from Digg/Reddit with no credit. A +0 for you, studly.


It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy