Creampie Chrissy Gets Kicked in the Face (Physically + Emotionally) (2039 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.84 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2009-07-28 14:47:39 EDT
Episode 1: "Clitoris Pink is the New Black" http://www.ubersite.com/m/122877
It just so happens that drawings photograph a lot better in daylight. Who knew? So I guess when I post the last episode, I'll retake pictures of the frames from Episode 1 during the day and post the entire comic without interruption for one long scrollfuck of a post. Well, there will be commercials every 8 minutes, but you get the point.
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-08-07 00:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Tis highly amusing
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-30 00:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-29 23:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-07-29 19:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCKING SPERM WHALE BUKAKKE!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-29 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next to flattop, the dead floating spiderman was my favorite panel.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-29 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Other than the dead spiderman pic, the rest of the drawings aren't bad
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-29 12:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-29 11:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what would make this? A grossly obese child as comic relief.
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somebody has a fetish for man tits
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-29 11:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-28 16:02:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, a webcomic made of photographed crayon drawings on paper might just catch on. Then when you're famous you can sell prints on your "Merch" page. Eventually, right after you release your compilation hardback book, you can sell the original drawings in a trendy London art gallery for cubic buttloads of money.
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Ooh, Ooh, it should be like Kerouac's scroll to give it that ubersite feel.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-29 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Brian Eno.
Post was good, too.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-29 11:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-07-29 11:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-29 11:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what would make this? A grossly obese child as comic relief.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-29 08:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like these, but then I really like eighty force and terry the turtle amphibian.
hang on, you're less funny.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-29 07:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-29 07:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-29 05:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-28 23:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think the pictures in the dark gave it more of a papyrus-y look, which i liked.
flat top miguel should have known better than to stand next to baptiste.
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-07-28 20:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was only marginally terrible til it got to flattop, then it dived into a river of liquid shit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-28 20:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome flat top action.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-07-28 20:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Omg!!! Is Chrissy OKAY!?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-28 20:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was beautiful. Only thing I'd do differently is sell prints on my "Links" page instead of "Merch" because I suck at html.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-28 19:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, a webcomic made of photographed crayon drawings on paper might just catch on. Then when you're famous you can sell prints on your "Merch" page. Eventually, right after you release your compilation hardback book, you can sell the original drawings in a trendy London art gallery for cubic buttloads of money. And finally, you can drive yourself silly on gin and tonic and exctasy in your loft apartment in New York, surrounded by crayons and paper and sycophants all agreeing with your demented mumblings on how you really just exposed the hypocrasy of the comic system and didn't at all merely sell out. Or if you rather not, then not. Sounds like a hell of a summer vacation, though, dunnit?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-28 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huzzah!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-28 17:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-28 16:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of ***
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-07-28 16:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aweeeesome
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-28 16:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spider-Man face down in the ocean. I suck.
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I totally didn't know what the fuck that panel was either, until you described it. Then I went back and looked at it again, and yeah, it sorta looks like it a way. The rest oft eh artwork rocked though so +2. Rob_Berg needs to take lessons from you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-28 16:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh oh...Your drawings gave Foolproof something that resembles a hard-on, only smaller.
Call the Feds and let's protect the children - and magazines - of DC.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-28 16:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're title led me to believe that there was going to be porn. There wasn't any.
This was good too, though.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't remember if I +2'd the first or not but I meant to and this one didn't fail to deliver.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more EI
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spider-Man face down in the ocean. I suck.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck! Luckily there's only one more then.
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maybe it will be better. i don't know.
What's that "the best of us" picture supposed to be. it looks like a bottle with legs.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck! Luckily there's only one more then.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-28 15:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the charm has dissipated.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-28 14:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock.
By which, I mean, that you rock.
I wasn't just calling you a rock.
Thought I'd clear that up.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-28 14:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(aroused giggle)