GPF - A Guide to Etiquette (917 hits)
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Submitted by Technoratty (View user info) at 2009-07-31 09:57:13 EDT
Fast Food Restaurant Etiquette
Points To Ponder
1.) Please let staff know if you're allergic to any kind of common food item such as beef, chicken, fish, onions or milk products. Sometimes these can be found in places where one wouldn't expect them, such as in the staffs hair, underwear or shoes.
2.) If you would like something special on your order, be sure to tell staff what you want changed as you order that item, not at the end of the order. For example:
I'd like a cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich, with no chicken no tomato and no cheese, and a medium order of fries.
Not:
I'd like a cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and a medium order of fries... and, oh yeah, no chicken in the sandwich, or cheese on the cheeseburger.......
This way, the person taking your order will not have to go back and delete an item, thus causing them so much confusion their head asplodes and therefore avoids the scenario where the guy in the back shoots his load into your Bic Mac .
3.)Avoid kicking small black children in the nuts, as this might piss off big black father who will be forced to rip you a new arsehole.
*As you may have gathered I is bored
** Thankyou
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 14:19:04 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is very funny.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-08-02 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/171552/detail/
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-02 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:25:48 CDT (#)
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And honestly, I'm glad the retard gets it. They get away with far too much, I say.
I salute you, black man.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:26:48 EDT (#)
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BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! A kid getting kicked in the nuts AND a retard getting the shit knocked out of him in the same glorious post!! I LOVE IT!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-02 05:57:30 EDT (#)
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More kids should be kicked in the junk.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-01 23:02:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-01 12:23:17 EDT (#)
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Scientific study proves that conservatives are willfully full of shit! Whee! +2 for everybody today!
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2008/09/backfire-effect
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-07-31 19:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
swing, and a miss
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-31 17:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:25:48 EDT (#)
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And honestly, I'm glad the retard gets it. They get away with far too much, I say.
I salute you, black man.
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And down syndrome man goes DOWN. Yeah, they get away with way too much.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-31 16:01:39 EDT (#)
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You can't hear what that kid said.
"You four-eyed faggot, I just got a BJ from your daughter"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-31 15:33:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:58:42 EDT (#)
...is genuinely retarded. As in mentally disabled, etc...
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it's amusing that retarded is used so often that you have to clarify :-)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:58:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-31 09:40:43 PDT (#)
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hahaha WTF? The kid was just standing there.
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I can't remember where I've seen this before, but as I said, the white guy that kicks the black kid is genuinely retarded. As in mentally disabled, etc...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1249001813
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-31 12:40:43 EDT (#)
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hahaha WTF? The kid was just standing there.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:57:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122954#2920551
you're retarded.
this wasn't funny.
Are you 15?
Because I would bet you're 15.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:51:04 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:32:58 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha he kicked a Niglett in the nuts.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:25:48 EDT (#)
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And honestly, I'm glad the retard gets it. They get away with far too much, I say.
I salute you, black man.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:24:53 EDT (#)
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You work in fast food, your life is supposed to be miserable.
I remember this GIF, turns out the guy who gets punched in the face is retarded.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
much lulz
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:57:24 EDT (#)
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WTF was that dork thinking?
Maybe sico can shed some light on what a fucking idiot is thinking moments before pulling a stupid stunt like this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happens in the court of law in a situation like this?
Double punishment?
I'm willing to bet that the honkey pressed charges but I can't imagine any parent doing anything different in a situation like this. Boy, the Popeye's manager sure had his hands full that day.
Sandmantate's neck has stretch marks, pass it on!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:31:43 EDT (#)
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Screw you. I'll kick all the black chitluns I want.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:07:20 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck does that guy kick that kid?
Is that Method retaliating against some one who fucked his mom?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's fucked up yo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
doesn't look very real to me