I Am Becoming (625 hits)
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Submitted by Murphy1844 (View user info) at 2009-08-02 21:52:27 EDT
I'm at work right now, as I write this, and I just wrapped three strips of scotch tape around the pads of my index, ring, and pinkie finger.
Joke: Ever wonder why they call it SCOTCH tape; I ate a whole roll and didn't even catch a buzz.
I am bartending for work now and there are two people in the bar with their backs to me feeding the state of Oregon likely the better part of their pay/disability check. This is also known as Oregon's video lottery. Occasionally I have to cash a voucher or mix a drink or hang a food order but I spend the majority of my time watching TV, playing with my iPod, or in this case, writing.
Scotch is not the proper tape for this sort of thing. I would prefer white tape the thickness of a bottle cap, but I am making due.
I was satisfied with the look.
The following disturbs me because it's the truth. If you don't understand it that's okay because I don't really either.
I am, I stared down at my fingers then shook them real fast before coming to a clean, practiced, frozen SNAP, checked for more witnesses then removed the tape, becoming.
Murphy
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2009-11-12 21:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So fucking good to see you around these parts!
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2009-08-31 05:50:11 EDT (#)
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Hey jewels. :)
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2009-08-14 21:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Murphy?
We used to work together, didn't we? Doubt you will check this post for comments, i will try and be more on top of future posts. If it is you, i would love to catch up!
RWS aka your boss in a former life..........
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2009-08-04 13:30:01 EDT (#)
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Scotch Tape Trick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRoL2q-tU-Q
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-04 08:44:03 EDT (#)
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MURPHY JACKSON!!!!! w00t!!!
Don't stop 'til you get an œuf!!
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2009-08-03 21:41:34 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the feedback for those who actually read this.
I re-read this before I typed it out and considered it worth posting and sharing. It was sort of a puzzle but not hard to figure out, I thought.
I referenced dancing and putting tape on my fingers and doing a little dance move. And then suggested that I am becoming (something different).
Can you think of someone besides me who dances and puts tape on his fingers?
I can think of only one person, personally, so I think it's pretty much narrowed down.
It's ridiculous, and nearly impossible for anyone to believe, but it's true. Same would apply to any grown man who can honestly call a water balloon fight his favorite "sport."
I should note the transformation is only really taking root with some hits of weed in my system.
Murphy
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-03 20:04:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:23:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll be even less appreciated now than you used to be.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-08-03 13:29:13 EDT (#)
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called clear single sided tape "Scotch" was an insult, referring to the frugality of the scots in a derogatory way. Most tape being sold at the time was sticky on both sides, it was referred to often as Scotch tape because the manufacturers were being cheap on glue.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-03 12:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think I've missed something here....
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My friend GOTH is a pianist and she puts black electrical tape on her fingers....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-03 10:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's DO. Making DO. Not DUE.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-03 10:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this isn't a +2, but when 'hummus' got to stay on the front page and enjoy a positive rating... well, you know, it just changed everything. a real eye opener.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:45:32 EDT (#)
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You know what thet say about unconciously disguising your fingerprints.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:09:00 EDT (#)
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soooooo.... what the fuck?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-03 04:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did not read.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-03 03:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you gay?
I mean if you are, I'm cool man.
You're life ad all.
It's just, you know, I feel we have a right to know if you're gay.
Yeah?
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-02 23:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh?
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2009-08-02 23:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Silence of the Lambs or Red Dragon? Either way this didn't imply killing at all... I was actually getting ready to dance but felt too sloppy.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-02 23:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tape? Not as effective as killing women and making clothes out of their skin, but whatever works I guess.
(/red dragon reference)
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2009-08-02 23:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Becoming not coming.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
No.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:26:04 EDT (#)
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...on her face.