And This Guy Makes More Money Than I Do (668 hits)
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Submitted by Steven XXXX<bombtek187.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-08-03 17:20:39 EDT
Just Got This Email... Not trying to be all Dan Tangel and such, but this is funny.
Four earthquakes registering 5.0 to 6.9 on the Richter scale struck the Gulf of Mexico at 11:00am Pacific time, about 330 miles south of Tijuana, MX . The epicenter was in the water between Mexico and the Baja California. P & C Claims has contacted PCRO and the Phoenix office within LRO to determine if there has been any damage or claims reported. As of this note, there are no claims reported and no knowledge of any damage from the event.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2009-08-05 22:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucked your mother's anus last night, and she gave me $2.00
I felt used afterwards, but at least I know I make more money than you. I also know that your mother's anus bleeds easily.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 13:41:53 EDT (#)
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we all make more money than you
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2009-08-04 11:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-04 08:58:41 EDT (#)
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT...
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-04 08:05:01 EDT (#)
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I think I missed the funny part of this e-mail.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-04 04:53:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-04 03:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a man who has the distinction of having the most people sucking on macdonalds straws coming out of his arse, and you know what? I bet he has/makes more money than you.
Fuck dude, to some people that guy is a fucking hero.
God I'm in a foul mood. I honestly feel shitting in my hand and throwing the turd at the screen.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 23:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad you like it. If the climate in your area permits, an outdoor kitchen does a lot for warm-weather entertaining. Not even really expensive if you DIY and recycle your old grill.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-03 21:05:17 EDT (#)
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On a side note though, skrap, badass remodeling job.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-03 21:01:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:04:59 CDT (#)
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You posted shit. Tangel posts shit. You're trying to argue over whether your turds are a different shade of brown than his turds. Don't you see that it doesn't matter, that shit is shit? Apparently not.
If your point was that you work for an idiot who makes more money than you do, aren't you really saying that you can't figure a way to prove to those who set the salaries that you are of more worth to them than that guy? It may not have been your intent but yes, that is exactly what you're saying to everyone who reads this post. And since you've nicely shown that you're worth less to your employer than someone who cannot tell the Gulf of Mexico from the Gulf of California, perhaps instead of posting more of this type of turd you might concentrate a bit more on making yourself of greater value to your employer. In this way you may advance, take on more responsibility, and receive greater compensation until finally one shining day one of your more-intelligent minions can post one of your idiot mistakes on whatever passes for Uber in the 15 years from now it will likely take that to occur, if in fact it occurs at all.
In the mean time, this is shit. -2.
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And this block of text did what for you? Oh yeah, nothing. And the ironic thing is you typed an entire paragraph of well punctuated and grammatical fecal matter when all you were doing is saying that all I did was post a paragraph of fecal matter. Don't really see the point. Ah well, go kill yourself. Do us all a favor.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-03 20:16:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:04:59 EDT (#)
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You posted shit.
IRONY
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:04:59 EDT (#)
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You posted shit. Tangel posts shit. You're trying to argue over whether your turds are a different shade of brown than his turds. Don't you see that it doesn't matter, that shit is shit? Apparently not.
If your point was that you work for an idiot who makes more money than you do, aren't you really saying that you can't figure a way to prove to those who set the salaries that you are of more worth to them than that guy? It may not have been your intent but yes, that is exactly what you're saying to everyone who reads this post. And since you've nicely shown that you're worth less to your employer than someone who cannot tell the Gulf of Mexico from the Gulf of California, perhaps instead of posting more of this type of turd you might concentrate a bit more on making yourself of greater value to your employer. In this way you may advance, take on more responsibility, and receive greater compensation until finally one shining day one of your more-intelligent minions can post one of your idiot mistakes on whatever passes for Uber in the 15 years from now it will likely take that to occur, if in fact it occurs at all.
In the mean time, this is shit. -2.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gulf of California in Mexico.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:37:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 16:56:27 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you have the amazing ability to be Dan Tangel without even trying. Perhaps you could market that skill. OK, probably not.
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Wow, this was very thoughtful and made TONS of sense considering this was an email and that shitbag posts news links. Way to be! Now crawl back into the hole you came out of.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:35:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-03 17:04:27 CDT (#)
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Did I miss the point of this post?
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Yes. Our awesome claims director thinks that this picture is of the Gulf of Mexico.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:16:30 EDT (#)
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Who doesn't???
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For no added 'links'.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I miss the point of this post?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 17:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you have the amazing ability to be Dan Tangel without even trying. Perhaps you could market that skill. OK, probably not.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-03 17:46:00 EDT (#)
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pretty much everyone makes more money than you do
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-03 17:25:05 EDT (#)
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