Why do women have legs? (467 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2009-08-04 22:57:28 EDT
I work as a training officer at a distribution center. The quality of person employed here is pretty much what you'd expect. Basic requirements for employment here are a pulse, the ability to count to ten (with assistance), and being able to correctly identify at least 60% of the letters in the alphabet (again, with assistance). Needless to say the place is not a think tank.
Despite the fact that most associates here have IQ's equal to the number of teeth they have, there are so fun individuals working here. One day shift employee used to work as a hooker at a local truck stop and near the local adult book store. She looks like death warmed over, and that's being overly generous.
The night shift crew is even scarier. One guy that comes to mind is quite priceless. Imagine if Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy combined their sperm and impregnated Lulu from Hee Haw resulting in a semi-retarded good ol' boy that requires someone be fluent in redneck to understand. Even C-3PO, fluent in over 8 million forms of communication, would struggle making sense of his backwoods ramblings. He does however have a healthy love of cheap cigars and dirty jokes. One such gem has been stuck in my mind for about 3 weeks because of the interesting visual it left etched in my mind:
"Why do women have legs?"
"Cause if they didn't, they'd leave a slimy little trail like slugs."
He said that he told that joke to his wife (what a trophy she must be) and she told him she wasn't going to give him his dinner.
I'd look for a new job if this one wasn't so damn entertaining. Now if only I could get the visual image of his joke out of my head. I haven't been able to see a woman walk with laughing to myself for some time now.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-05 13:05:29 EDT (#)
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you kinda suck.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:56:26 EDT (#)
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this was fucking garbage.
auto +2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:04:30 EDT (#)
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I don't know any women with that much vaginal mucus.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:12:37 EDT (#)
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Quite possibly. I am a snowflake.
and I'm gone figuring....
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:46:22 EDT (#)
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I think you should post a you tube video of these people.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:15:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:12:37 EDT (#)
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Quite possibly. I am a snowflake.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:59:48 EDT (#)
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I heard that joke in 5th grade or so. For reference, that would have been in about 1972.
During the Special Olympics?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:59:48 EDT (#)
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I heard that joke in 5th grade or so. For reference, that would have been in about 1972. I thought that by this time humanity had evolved past that joke. Yet here you are, posting about laughing like a retard because of a old unfunny joke related to you by someone even you consider to be stupid, and here I am realizing that humanity has disappointed me once again. I thought humanity had evolved past that joke, but I see now that it was only me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:21:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-05 00:46:48 EDT (#)
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I pity you.
You're just intelligent to realize the people around you are retards.
Yet not smart enough to realize you're just as retarded.
I like to think of this level of intelligence as "Simonic"
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He's right you know. At least that's how it appears.
Maybe a more positive post is in order? Tell us about your daughter!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-05 00:46:48 EDT (#)
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I pity you.
You're just intelligent to realize the people around you are retards.
Yet not smart enough to realize you're just as retarded.
I like to think of this level of intelligence as "Simonic"