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Rating: -0.75 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by ampersand (View user info) at 2009-08-05 01:44:16 EDT

im sitting at my painting station. theres a plastic bottle that used to hold tea and now holds the water i clean my
brushes in. the bottle has a plastic label wrapped round it the inside says "Anything that can be done chemically can
be done by other means." Theres a guitar pick next to the bottle with a white powder on it that your grandmother would
think is confectioners sugar and you would think is cocaine but wouldn't be either. Id tell you more about it but
existence is becoming increasingly subjective.

Fuck you William S Burroughs

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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2009-08-06 19:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just took a dump in some rose bushes. Now I have a thorn in my ass.

:(

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmmm.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

deserved rating.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

opinion

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dear Ampersand,
Please paint a picture of a flaming car going off of a cliff.

Thank you,
HellRazer

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

wellity wellity wellity

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I challenge your tea makers to grow tea, brew tea, bottle tea, ship tea, drink tea, or even think about tea without involving chemistry.

"Sun's going down, like a big bald head
Disappearing behind the grocery store
It's Sharkey's night. It's Sharkey's night tonight."

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

quantum physics

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*shrug*

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-05 02:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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