serious writing - double crossing at the boxing (370 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2009-08-05 08:23:39 EDT
This is an action story set in old times about boxing
Harry was a boxer.
Not just any boxer, he was a darn good one too. He could punch a man so hard he could make concrete scared of getting punched. He had a special move where he punched the other boxers square in the face and he like to use it all the time.
'big fight t'night harry, you do us proud now y'hear'
All the workers would say down on the docks where harry worked day and night.
Tonight was a big night - he was fighting non other than Percy a no good rotten show pony fighter from New York
'I ma git you boy'
he yelled the last time they met, they fought 22 rounds and were tied, harry could have won but was tired from working all day, he was poor and had to work on the docks but percy was rich and trained all day.
Harry practiced his special move - PUNCH right in the face, PUNCH right in the face, if he could just land a few of those he would take Percy down and win lots of money and retire from the docks.
'baby please don't go you might get hurt I love you so much'
that was Nancy, harrys girlfriend. If he won tonight they would get married and live in a big house and have many children. Everything was riding on him winning tonight.
'don't worry nancy I will win' he said
'alright, win for me... win for the both of us harry' Nancy whispered in a low voice
meanwhile Percy was training too, for practice he beat up old homeless men, he was that mean. He ate like a pig and wasted food all the time while harry and nancy went hungry. Percy beat up women as well.
His manager said -
'look here Percy, you gotta do more than just win tonight - the gamblers need a fourth round knockout otherwise we don't make enough money the odds are good if you knock him out'
'Look I could knock him out but lets offer him money to go down on me in the fight, I'll hit him and spray him right in the face with blood in the fourth round - he goes down we clean up and everyone is happy'
percy said. The two dirty rotten SOBs put the plan to work
'NEVER' screamed and yelled Harry,
'I got people hoping for me to win , my wife the dockworkers my poor dead parents I can never do this how much money do you think I will do this for?'
'200 dollars sonny jim, take it or leave it or else we might just kill you in the ring when no-one is looking here is the money go down in fourth round or else'
Harry looked at the money, which was more than he had ever seen, if he won he would collect 250 dollars, was it worth it for just an extra 50 dollars?
'Alright you got a deal I will do it'
but Harry was already thinking of a new plan...... a plan where he would come on top of Percy and get more then 5 times that 200 dollars.
Knowing that everyone else was betting against him he got his wife to disguise herself and bet the whole 200 dollars for him to win - the odds were 100 to 1......
Then he went around to see Percy and his manager before the match, bringing with him a bottle of vodka and a bottle of water......
'Look Percy, you are an alright kind of guy, since I agreed to loose the fight lets have a drink before we fight what do you say? I have a cold at the moment so you drink this bottle of vodka and I'll have this one. that's great'
Percy fell right into the trap.... He was busy getting drunk and Harry was drinking water and planning his next move.
'I tell you what, after this fight I am gonna retire, lets say we make an announcement at the start of the fight and say that whoever loses will retire for ever and can never fight again, that will surely make people bet more so you guys can earn more money?'
The manager thought it over - the idea made sense to him, Percy would be the world champion and Harry would be off the scene for ever.
'That's a darn tootin deal, a darn tootin deal harry - you are alright son'
DING DING DING
The round bell went off Percy was staggering around drunk, meanwhile Harry was in perfect form, he danced around and lined up a perfect shot CRACK he cracked Percy right in the nose, blood went all over and Percy went down like a sack,
The ref came over 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
He is out!
The crown went wild all the dockworkers cheered because they had all their money on Harry to win.
Percy's manager came over - you done tricked me for the last time he said and pulled out a gun. In a split second Harry CRAKCED his skull as well. And Percy and his manager were never allowed to fight again.
Harry and Nancy married and had children. Harry was never proud that it wasn't a fair fight but he was proud of his special move.
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2009-08-09 18:05:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 06:25:51 EDT (#)
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actually, whoever has his account is a miserable cunt, probably fat too
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 05:24:58 EDT (#)
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spams a miserable cunt at the moment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-06 05:21:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-06 04:36:14 EDT (#)
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Maybe this writing shit isn't so tough.
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Trust me its not, I think we should have a comp for best shit writing... any takers?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-06 04:36:14 EDT (#)
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Maybe this writing shit isn't so tough.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-06 02:33:26 EDT (#)
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BOOM
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-08-06 00:44:41 EDT (#)
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excellent work
u r a natural storyteller
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-08-05 16:58:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-05 14:59:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-05 14:56:30 EDT (#)
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Why are you posting posts that I like recently?
This is scary. I need to drink less. Or more. I'll go with more and and see what happens.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-05 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:34:52 EDT (#)
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this is a bandwagon i can support.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:34:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86564
this made me laugh my ass off when it was originally posted too.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:29:22 EDT (#)
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Harry practiced his special move - PUNCH right in the face
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It's almost like my special move- KICK right in the nuts. Fighting fair is for losers, and morality is a coward's last bastion.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:48:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry, meant +1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:48:16 EDT (#)
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Is bzzt something I'm not cool enough to know? :-\
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:43:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:33:36 EDT (#)
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Is Percy short for Percival? I can have it no other way.
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Bzzt.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:33:36 EDT (#)
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Is Percy short for Percival? I can have it no other way.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:26:22 EDT (#)
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I'm getting pretty sick of all this serious bad writing, stop dragging up our site.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:01:53 EDT (#)
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but Harry was already thinking of a new plan...... a plan where he would come on top of Percy
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:54:51 EDT (#)
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This was genius because you wrote the things you wrote so good. I particularly like the part where you wrote some exciting words about that sport I watch sometimes, but not very often.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:44:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:44:09 EDT (#)
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brilliant, simply amazing, anyone who doesnt plus 2 this is a retarded virgin.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:31:53 EDT (#)
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'Look I could knock him out but lets offer him money to go down on me in the fight
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:31:29 EDT (#)
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That's a darn tootin deal, a darn tootin deal harry
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:30:59 EDT (#)
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I think he got banned.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:30:43 EDT (#)
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'baby please don't go you might get hurt I love you so much'
that was Nancy, harrys girlfriend
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:27:13 EDT (#)
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nah fuck this was funny. I can't remember if georgemichael got banned or we lost the password
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:27:02 EDT (#)
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I smiled.