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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2009-08-06 07:38:26 EDT


t-bag was a street hustler but with a difference, the difference was his herat,
he had a heart of gold

'yo tbag what it is my man'

all his friends would say

'cold chillin out, just another victim'

tbag would reply. tbags heart of gold was why he never spent all his money on jewlery or
new cars or a new basketball (he used his old basketball) but instead he used his money to buy
food and drinks for his little brothers and his mom.

'tbag you know momma loves you, thanks fo the chitlins'

his mom said

tbg also had a plan so he would never have to hustle again - but if his plan did not work
then he may have to keep huslin and probably get shot like his daddy

THE PLAN

every friday night the local hip hop club had a sing along with rap music, you had to rap better
than the other people and first pize was 5o thousand dollars and a ticket for you and your family
to get out of the hood for ever, also you got a job and a recording contract.

'tbag you have the dopest rap rhymes, fo sho you can win tht battle and collect the prizes
which are awarded to the winner of the battl, thats on the real'

said his friend lil snap

THE NIGHT OF THE BATTLE

'okay' said the host of the rapcontest 'we are at the final of the rap contest and there are two
people in the final, there names are tbag'

wooo went the crowd they loved tbag for his rap songs and his heart of gold

'and i will tell you the name of the person facing tbag his name is...'

{i can take him} thought tbag {i'm funky fresh and i gots to get payed}

'yes the person facing tbag is lil snap'

{oh no, my best friend} thoght tbag again {he also has a heart of gold and we have been friends
forever but my family need to get out of th hood}

DECISION TIME

'i can never battle my best friend, i will throw the contest so he can win i must live up to my heart. my heart of gold'
thought tbag

when all the other rappers heard the announcment they statred to hoot and holla

'go shorty, its ya birthday'
they were chanting .

lil snap was confused as his birthday was last month but started with his trademark lyrics -

'yo yo yo yo walking down the street and who did i meet?
some fat guy with reebok on his feet!'

The crowd went crazy! lil snap had practically won right there with those powerful and deep lyrics!

'yo...{tabg took a depp breath (this is not part of the rap, i am describing what his is thinking) i need to drop wack rhymes so
lil snap wins} -
yo...check it...i rip and i rhyme, all of the time,
my favorite tree is a pine, but i running out of time'

the crows went crazier, it seemed that tbag was so dope that he could not be whack even if he tried

boy thought lil snap i have to pull out all stops to beat my main man now

'time time i tick and i tock
look out fools as i reach for my sock
sock sock you say?
thats where i keep my quarters, for when i have to pay'

now it was tbags turn again

'tbaggin, never braggin,
i make so much money
its not funny
like my eggs runny
show me the money"

lil snap froze now who could he tops that?


'time time i tick and i tock
look out fools as i reach for my sock
sock sock you say?
thats where i keep my quarters, for when i have to pay'

the crowd were less happy now with lil snap - he had used the same rap in his last battle
they started to boo! if tbags could now spit hot fire he would win for sure

LAST BATTLE ATTEMPT BEFORE THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED

tbag looked at his frined lil snap nd remembered all the times they were helpful to each other, ad all the slams dunked they had dunked then suddenly he had an idea
where they could both win, he winked at lil snap and snap understood that the wink meant they should team up and win as a team

'lil snap hes my friend
my friend to the end'

rapped tbag

'tbag hes so dope
more dope than the pope,'

rapped lil snap


'the battle aint worth it,
so yo i forfeit"

they both rapped at the same time in harmony

the promoter and judge ran out
'YO YO THEY BOTH FPRFEITED THIS MEAN WE DOUBLE THE PRIZE MONEY AND THEY GET HALF EACH!'

now everyone was happy and they both left the hood with their families and became great stars











years later they would meet up and say 'remember when' with smiles -


the smiles of true friends-




with hearts of gold -






the hearts of gold hearted friends-









gold hearts-







yes.


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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2009-08-09 18:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-07 11:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-07 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Electro?
________

Bzzt?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-07 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Electro?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-07 07:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DO some cop ones

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-06 22:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this could have been better.

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Moar line breaks.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This reads like an old-school KoolMang post.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they were paid in full

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Jesus fuck...




Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-06 09:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss georgemichael

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

....but they remained black, so the story isn't all happy end

Submitted by jblum (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those were some of the most powerful and deep lyrics I have ever read...and I am a rap battle...r...a rap battler.

Well not really but I did watch 8-Mile once and memorized an eminem song to sing to my friends son at his birthday...which didn't go over well as I couldn't stop drooling. BUT...it did give me a greater insight as to why so many rap battle..rs...whatever...spit on the stage.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shineeee fuckinnn box

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah tarnation too! fucken fag, him and bart do sex on each other

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jonnyx got the georgemichael account banned I remember now the cunt

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what locksly? i don't think they ever left. wooo

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring Back gergemichael and shineboxxxxxx

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously I'm fucking dying reading this ,

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hearts of gold

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah i saw it, shit movie. terence howard makes me feel strangley uncomfortable in that flick. he seems to sweat a lot in it.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Strangely enjoyable...

Seen Hustle & Flow - shite film but includes a song which mainly goes "Stomp that hoe, stomp that hoe" or "Whip that trick whip that trick"



Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn...

I'm a RACIST!

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

foolproof, tbag is white.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

'tbag you know momma loves you, thanks fo the chitlins'

Racist!


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