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APWhenever: Paul Smith's Typewriter Art (600 hits)

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Rating: 1.21 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-08-06 11:45:41 EDT


Paul Smith was born in Philadelphia in 1921 and at a very young age was derailed by cerebral palsy, keeping him out of school and a normal childhood life. Never having a chance to receive a normal education Paul taught himself art and how to play chess.

When using the typewriter Paul used his left hand to steady the right one: http://www.paulsmithfoundation.org/videos/incredible_sunday_clip_01.mov


Since he couldn't press two keys at the same time, he almost always locked the shift key down and made his pictures using the symbols at the top of the number keys.

In other words, his pictures were based on these characters ...

@ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _

For more information see here:
http://www.paulsmithfoundation.org/index.html

and here:

http://www.chessville.com/misc/Paul%20Smith/Paul_Smith.htm


Paul Smith was a 24k Pimp.JPG (690 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-08-20 14:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shove it knobrot.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-08 17:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not a total shit post. NICE.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-08 02:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-07 10:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

never thought that I'd hear that (from anyone), below.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-07 10:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gimme oathmeal's email.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-07 03:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty amazing, thanks.

And this too:
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awesome.

He's like a non shit version of that ghola post.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-06 22:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-06 17:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's pretty amazing.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-06 16:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uh oh


You're gay

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-06 16:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-06 20:56:38 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

My Canon Rebel SLR camera makes better pics.

-------------

Well, it would do.

It's a camera.

The main design of a camera is to take pics.

A typewriter isn't designed to take pics.

And disabled cunts shouldn't be able to produce such art with a typewriter, which is what makes this pretty cool.

Just as disabled cunts can't take pics with a camera....

Oh, wait. You say you have a Canon Rebel SLR, right?

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My Canon Rebel SLR camera makes better pics.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"While experimenting with colored ribbons, Paul was also developing a clever way of pressing directly on the ribbon with his thumb to create a smudging effect. His mastery of the typewriter eventually reached a point that it took careful inspection to see that his pictures contained thousands of discreet marks."

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap, that's fucking awesome.

I want cerebral palsy just so I can make pretty pikcherz.

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did you find this?

Never mind.

======

In case any one wants to know, I'm going never mind from here on out.

*perpetual never minding*

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did you find this?

Never mind.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You mean like this:


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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

without the backstory, these are like seventh grade art class C+ or B- work.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AWESOME!

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Neat.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

COOL.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats fucking incredible.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awesome.

He's like a non shit version of that ghola post.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey faggot, you have two of the same picture right in a row (nurrr!). One of the trains was supposed to be a horse...if you go to the website you can see a ton more that I just couldn't include.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good thing he had plenty of free time.

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


That's pretty fuckin' insane.




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now how can i -2 this post huh, its about a person with cerebral palsy, written by a guy with bollocks for teeth.


i just cant


:(


wigger


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