A nervous hello to Ubererererererererererers (622 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.23 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sKuLLBitER (View user info) at 2009-08-08 15:06:43 EDT
The sweat slides seductively betwixt my man bosom, as I steady my shaking appendage wiping the mayonnaise from my face. My breathing comes in crashing heaves, and endless ocean of halitosis. The sounds of my feline children is deafening. I recall some of my favs, Maltese, Oathy, Rob Berg, Apollo. It comes with no avail for I am defeated before the first keystroke, I have no imagination, no vision. My children have hit fever pitch, and amid the squall, I feel as tho they mock me. I reach my hand into the tub of mayonnaise, reflecting.
OMFG Lawl!
Writing these posts really are hard, instead of posting, Im posting ABOUT posting. See what I did there? Gotcha, little bugger.
The demons made me do it, or I just suck at life. Hard.
In any case, how to do a first post, is just fucking post. Any who I should introduce myself, I am a mix between Powder and Carrot Top. Yeah, I did just go there.
I lied about getting laid, I only have ten cats you know.
I love you Uber, and yes I should have stayed a troll.
User Reviews
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-08-13 10:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-12 10:26:22 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
What this site needs is a woman who posts as a man and is obsessed with her imaginary penis.
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ill take that roll
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-08-12 12:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-12 05:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What this site needs is a woman who posts as a man and is obsessed with her imaginary penis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
L.O.I.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-10 14:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's about right.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I miss Doodles.
Submitted by UltraNinja (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, welcome to uber!
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-08-09 21:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking McDonalds put too much ice in my drink.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-09 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-08-09 01:49:18 EDT (#)
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Doodles is not my alter.
Im an alter.
O.o
Or am I?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-08 17:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HI THERE.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-08 17:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-08-08 15:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to your doodles alter, asshole.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-08-08 15:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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