the face of evil (621 hits)
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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2009-08-10 08:16:52 EDT
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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-08-12 12:17:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:35:40 EDT (#)
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i really should have placed some emphasis on the whoel GOBLIN thing ponting has going on
goblins shouldn't be thought of as cute
they are extremely nasty cunts who fuck things up for the good folk
i learnt about them through the rainbow fairy series of books
illistarted books
ponting is pure goblin, believe me
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-11 04:34:01 EDT (#)
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Id, surely by that logic India should win at cricket constantly?
What you say regarding Freddie makes sense, although I respectfully hope that someone more knowledgable than me about the subject can blow holes in the argument. Perhaps something along the lines of: as long as the crowd are not booing him for being a black homo then he should man up to the fact that he has taken a job in the public limelight and not be so flappable.
But then I am not an expert in these matters and so defer to your greater wisdom.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-11 01:52:34 EDT (#)
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Don't care. Never did. Never will.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-10 22:48:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-10 22:05:35 EDT (#)
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we are better at cricket than the english for the same reason the kiwis are better at rubgy than us, even though each has a huge population advantage over the other in each case - the playing population is much higher in australia of crickters than england, just like the playing population of rugby is higher in inn zid than here. EVERYONE plays rugby in inn zid, only private school douchebags play rugby here.
the same goes for aus and england with cricket.
ponting is a shit captain. he's also a dick. however, he has done nothing to warrant the crowd behaviour that has been evident this series. some lip from the crowd is all well and good, and a great part of the game, but this has been out of order.
however, those in the crowds booing him are cockheads, and anyone supporting their behaviour are no different. you'd be bitching and fucking moaning like stuck pigs if it was over here and we were berating, say freddie (because he's just as much of a cunt as ponting, and you know it) in the same manner. ponting to his credit has taken it on the chin really, really well, and if your morons could see past their fat fucking bellies, they'd probably appreciate that fact a bit more.
your crowds should stick to cheering for the foreigners who constitute most of your football clubs, and continue to delude themselves that its somehow still 'their' club, like theres still some shred of spirituality or something similar involved, when really, its just another brand fighting for your wallet, just like mcdonalds or coca cola.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:42:18 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is that...Col. Hogan?
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-10 19:28:24 EDT (#)
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Fuck you
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-10 14:37:45 EDT (#)
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Who's that? Spurrier?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 13:41:43 EDT (#)
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yes, well, wales.
they don't count as they do everything weird there.
men sing.
women shave the jowls.
leeks and daffodils are sources of pride and they don't pay for prescriptions.
thus concludes my entire knowledge of wales.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-10 13:27:03 EDT (#)
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Thank you chaps, you have explained the situation most succinctly. You see that is what I love about Ubersite; the heady mix of learning, wisdom and the mentally ill.
I would, however, say that there is wider catchment of Rugby amongst the lower classes to wit I present exhibit Wales.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-10 13:13:03 EDT (#)
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I thought that cricket was just a code word for washing-up liquid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:41:39 EDT (#)
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yeah not to mention the space and cost requirements for a playable pitch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:34:30 EDT (#)
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i only got into cricket because my dad was chairman of the club, nepotism FTW. I still play for the same club 20 years later.
fucking hell, 20 years :(
cricket was never played at my school, the only school it was played at was the very posh school wich freddie flintoff visited recently.
cricket takes too long, too much effort and too much knowledge for schools to run. Any old teacher can ref football and rugby matches.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:30:58 EDT (#)
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but then our school didn't play cricket or rugby just football.
in the summer we just still played football but with no posts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:30:15 EDT (#)
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nope.
especially not at 18, shit I started drinking at 15.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:27:48 EDT (#)
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as someone who plays club cricket in Bristol, I agree with apollo, its very difficult to get kids in genearal to give up a saturday to play cricket. Put it this way, when you were 18 apollo, would you really have liked to play cricket until 8pm, killing a whole day instead of going out with all your non cricketing mates.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:19:41 EDT (#)
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yes but how many non upper class kids do you see playing cricket in england berty?
or rugby?
its football and thats it.
i mean with our massive asian population you'd think we'd have asian cricketers coming out of our ears but no. all we get is curry houses and benefit fraud.
no offense.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:56:14 EDT (#)
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That's probably true, Apolloaf. They seem to like beating us more than NZ or SA.
Then, as they say, we only win sports sitting down, so clearly our mid-order batsmens are leading the way from the pavilion.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:53:32 EDT (#)
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I don't understand though. We have over double the population of oz, more money and we cheat in our selection of who can and cannot play in the squad.
This would never have happened if we hadn't killed off all the abbos; otherwise it would be an easy step to simply infest the country with HIV.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:39:55 EDT (#)
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Who gives a shit who gives a fuck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:39:09 EDT (#)
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Berty,
Sadly it is us still.
yes, the Indians might actually be 'good' and be a 'challenge' but their colonial inferiority complex is such that they like to stick it to us more than anyone.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:30:19 EDT (#)
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I've always thought he looks like one of the pigs from The Racoons, only with a green hat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:28:35 EDT (#)
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i just want to smash my beautifully shaped fist (i do have a rather deliciously shaped fist, remind me to expound upon that at great length sometime) into his yappy little face.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:19:51 EDT (#)
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Forgive my ignorance, but who exactly are Australia's main rival for cricket? It can't be England, considering the almost totally consistant failiure of the last however many decades.
Is it?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:19:44 EDT (#)
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This must be pertaining to something British.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:07:14 EDT (#)
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he certainly looks like a cunt, here. or perhaps like he's enjoying one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:03:20 EDT (#)
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There was a debate on the radio about whether it was 'cricket' to boo the australians.
Ponting meant the answer was yes, yes it was.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:01:27 EDT (#)
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Everything about him just screams "CUNT".
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:41:52 EDT (#)
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does this have something to do with something?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:40:54 EDT (#)
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close up, he looks about 75
shit captain, great bat.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-10 08:53:22 EDT (#)
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oh like YOU'VE never had your cunt punched in at the bourbon
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-08-10 08:25:14 EDT (#)
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for god's sake man, cast aside your patriotic blindness and just LOOK at that face
it's not nice
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-10 08:20:56 EDT (#)
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