Memories of Nana (nsfw art) (1331 hits)
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Submitted by Spam (View user info) at 2009-08-14 20:25:23 EDT
My father died when I was very young.
Mum was a wreck for months after, so my grandmother came to stay and help her take care of things for a time.
I was obviously pretty shaken up, but my siblings were younger than I, so being "the man of the house," I didn't get as much attention as they did, and rightfully so.
My dad's mum took to talking to me in the evenings after everyone was asleep, telling me stories about her son that I imagine he would have told me himself one day had he lived.
Sometimes I would close my eyes as she spoke, imagining myself as an adult, sitting with dad in a boat on a lake, or in a pub somewhere having a few beers, anywhere two men might swap the kinds of stories only men share.
See, that's the thing about losing your dad so young. What you want more than anything in the world is just a single moment with him, man-to-man. You want to be able to look him in the eye without craning your neck, and just talk to him like your best mate. For the rest of your life you wonder if you'd measure up in his eyes, and what he'd think of you as a man.
That goddamn movie with Kevin Costner gets me every time. Field of Dreams. When he introduces himself to his father and shakes the old man's hand, I get misty every time. I just can't help it.
I wish I could shake my dad's hand as an adult.
So one night as Nana spoke, I closed my eyes and I swear I could hear the voice of my father.
I began to imagine him talking, as if in a trance. At that moment, it was like reality was a dream and my imagination was real. Dad was still alive to me at that moment. It wasn't a big deal, either, it just was.
I opened my eyes and saw a strange look on Nana's face. I was about to ask her what was the matter when I noticed her robe had fallen open, partially exposing her large, pendulous breasts.
My face was burning, and when she opened her mouth to speak, I knew that she was going to say something sweet and grandmotherly and soothing to ease my shame, but her jaw dropped and her eyes fell and we both knew a thing of horror had come to be inside my shorty pyjamas.
Yes, it was a full-on rager, a boner-fide diamond cutter, and Nana's eyes grew large even as mine were inexorably drawn back inside her robe.
I was frozen, my body as tense and coiled as my schoolboy chub was engorged, and what next happened I shall remember all of my days.
Nana took hold of my hands and pulled them to her bosom.
Her breasts were full and semi-firm, with saucer-sized aureolas the gentle hue of sun-ripened honeydew melons and a slightly vein-y feel underneath.
I began to fondle them, and I guess in my excitement I was a bit rough, because twice she took my hands in her own and gently guided me to a softer touch.
After a bit, her hands left mine and I felt sinewy fingers slide inside my bottoms.
Her hands were cold on my willy, but Nana knew her stuff and I soon exploded through her bony fingers like a milky geyser.
She continued working my shaft, and before I knew it she was gripping another blue-veiner and I was moving my hips to the rhythm of her strokes like I was born to it while squeezing and licking her breasts.
"Oh, Nana!" I cried, as she lowered her head and I first felt the warm embrace of her soft lips on my John Thomas.
I'm amazed I didn't erupt again right away, but my Nana repeatedly and expertly stopped and squeezed at just the right moment, allowing me to ride wave after wave of ecstasy, helpless as a starfish in a riptide.
At one point, she looked up at me through feral, slitted eyes and long strands of gray hair loosed from her bun, cupped my balls, and hissed, "Mmm, these feel heavy."
My grandmother drained me dry that night, and the next day when I awoke, she was gone.
Each year at Christmas after she'd had a few egg nogs, I'd excuse myself for bed and wait, stiffy in hand, praying she'd sneak into my bedroom for a repeat performance, but it was not to be.
I never fucked Nana again.
Sometimes, when I dream, I have a beer with dad and swap the kinds of stories only men share.
And then I rub one out to the image of my grandmother.
It's not a handshake, but I guess it'll have to do.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-22 15:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a fan of this.
Submitted by foana (user info) at 2009-08-20 02:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm adding this to my wank bank.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-18 19:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coulda been +3 if you made it about Estelle Getty
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:53:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-15 11:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, skip the bullshit... did you bang Nana or what?
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMFAO!!
Few words for this one.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No thank you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we related? I was fellated by one to whom I was related, granny at that. I pitched a tent at my desk remembering those times, thank you very much.
Cheers!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-17 12:44:42 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:33:04 EDT (#)
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Of course.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:14:09 EDT (#)
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holy fucking shit thats sick.
I laughed and threw up in my mouth at the same time.
+2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:08:05 EDT (#)
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Jesus.. sick............... with Laugh out loud goodness
The field of dreams bit got me :-)
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-17 06:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam, this is too fucking good. Actually laughed out load at my desk.
"Oh nothing, just this funny work i'm doing"
Sick, funny and wrong in all the right places.
WIN.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-16 17:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-15 07:57:54 CDT (#)
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Jesus, that was fucking sick.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-08-15 21:03:52 EDT (#)
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omg that's gross. funny, but gross.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-15 19:48:30 EDT (#)
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Bea Arthur sucked your cock?
Awesome, dude!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-15 19:03:12 EDT (#)
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Your Nana was quite the lady.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-15 18:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-15 17:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When compared to the hundreds of people on this site, Bubba is the only one who's so fucking inept his alters consistently get outed after only one review.
I just don't have the words to describe how much "dumb" that takes to accomplish.
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*ahem*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-15 17:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It moved.
Thanks. That almost never happens.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-15 17:05:14 EDT (#)
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When compared to the hundreds of people on this site, Bubba is the only one who's so fucking inept his alters consistently get outed after only one review.
I just don't have the words to describe how much "dumb" that takes to accomplish.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-08-15 13:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh damn.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-15 11:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, skip the bullshit... did you bang Nana or what?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-15 08:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, that was fucking sick.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-15 05:34:45 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-15 05:30:24 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna be thankful that the picture didn't come up.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-15 01:24:50 EDT (#)
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SEXY
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-08-14 23:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahhhhhhh, you got me.
*vurp*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-08-14 23:11:41 EDT (#)
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haha I knew you'd take the bait bubba.
when you have a hissy and go through my old posts and -2 them with both billrhine and willart like bubba always does, you just give yourself away old egg.
please continue. you should bust out your other alters, too!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-08-14 21:57:17 EDT (#)
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I'm waiting for you to either bust out billrhine or meltdown like greening and come clean you fucking dipshit alter coward.
:)
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-14 21:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you write filth and call me bubba? Just wait
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-08-14 21:18:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=willartstorg&cutoff=5
lol i thought you left, bubba
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-14 21:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sick fucker.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-14 21:12:19 EDT (#)
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Posts like this are why uber is in the shitter.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-08-14 20:38:39 EDT (#)
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i also see what you did here