i ate some bread made by lesbians, some honey made by bees and (apparently) spotted gum flowers, and some butter (presumably) made by cows (668 hits)
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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2009-08-16 05:43:27 EDT
interesting, eh
ha
but that is not what this comeback post is about
this comeback post is about the public's right to online access to all non-confidential public service briefings written by the cunts whose salaries we pay to the cunts we elected and whose salaires we also pay
but that is boring
how about shamanism and madness and black cockatoos?
better?
how about the need to write something to mad sisters and grieving cousins drunkenly offended by accident?
how about that?
or, there is always good old mulch
i've been to mulch school
also, it seems i actually am ahead of my time
in as much as i actually exist as some sort of separate identity
a notition that maybe i should try to disabuse my self of
but who will i disabuse it of if i don't exist as a seaparteate identity?
ATTM: SHANDYTHDGTHE GOG DICILPLKES: WHERE IS THAT POST IN WHICH I QUOTE AN OLD UNIVERSITY ESSAY AND COVERSATIONS WITH A MYSTERYIOUS PHILIPINO PHILORPOHNER CALLED BONG?
PS: sorry about this
pps: not really
ppps: i mean no harm
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-19 06:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It saddens me that more people do not seek to learn from Grand Master Shandy. The terrible truth is that we could clear all of this misunderstanding up with merchandising and/or extreme poverty.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-19 01:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-18 19:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HERE'S A -2DIE FROM UBERSITE FOR YOU TO EAT, DIPSHIT
Submitted by jblum (user info) at 2009-08-18 08:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if this is a comeback post i'd have to say i dont mind if you leave again
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 04:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
parmesan fucking cheese
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 03:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
parmesan cheese ruined my late afternoon lunch. it TOTALLY doesn't melt correctly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-16 20:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gesundheit
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-16 19:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Industry! Scince and technology!
Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Twisting them! And AD-justing them!
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Didn't read it.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-16 17:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-16 15:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2009-08-16 05:43:27 EDT
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also, it seems i actually am ahead of my time
in as much as i actually exist as some sort of separate identity
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Apparently you've never met skrapmetal
(rimshot)
Yes, let's keep that drama going
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-16 14:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-16 10:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Been drinking again, have we?
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mushroom tea by the looks of it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-16 10:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Been drinking again, have we?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-16 06:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the title for this is too fucking long just saying
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-08-16 06:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
arthur and the crew made me laugh
disciples, stop your search, i have found the fucking document: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35407
if the woman who lived in the himalyan cave is to be believed, perhaps this cycle may come to happy conclusion, and i will move on
that remains to be seen
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-16 05:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0