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The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #5 – ghola (916 hits)

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Rating: 0.9 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2009-08-17 16:46:18 EDT


Susie Derkins (the cartoon character, not the Uber user)

Why? She's strong, she's sassy and just look at the hair!



OK, Its mostly the hair.



For other installments of this series, see:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/118193
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118007
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117683
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122690


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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-28 16:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know it's sookie, don't you mr.bun??

Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-28 16:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should join me and Suzie for a tea party!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Must think of us a lot, below.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-08-20 20:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, the other day I went to the beach and I really did get sand in my vagina. When I was washing it out in the shower, I thought of you guys. Is that weird?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-18 22:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was me. I dropped the ball. Let the crumpling begin. Happy Birthday you old bag of dirt.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-18 21:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw..HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHLONGY!

I took care of last year..or some year..now I'm blocked at work. Who dropped the ball? I will crumple them.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-18 21:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for my birthday post..you assholes. Now, Shlongy feels like a B-Lister.

I'd be pissed if I wasn't so hammered/

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-18 21:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-18 04:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-18 01:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have 3 uberspouses



uberspouses. What a fucking moron.
===
And I'm totally serious. Ubermarriage licenses and everything.


==
Where was the honeymoon? Bored@Work?
And I presume you registered with the Uberboard.
Sounds divine!
===
HAHA OK I LOLed at that.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-18 18:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

We already have a user named Susie Derkins, btw...I guess she froze to death in Canadia

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-18 14:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-18 04:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-18 01:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have 3 uberspouses



uberspouses. What a fucking moron.
===
And I'm totally serious. Ubermarriage licenses and everything.


==
Where was the honeymoon? Bored@Work?
And I presume you registered with the Uberboard.
Sounds divine!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-18 08:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my old bosses son reminds me of ghola, they look exactly alike

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-18 04:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-18 01:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have 3 uberspouses



uberspouses. What a fucking moron.
===
And I'm totally serious. Ubermarriage licenses and everything. Still not as pathetic as someone who gets his tiny dick hard by playing his own little Wizard of Oz (to an audience of one) with an alter.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-18 04:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-18 03:50:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Soooo...who's in charge of my annual birthday post tomorrow? I'll let y'all figure it out on your own.
-----------------------
30 again?

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-18 01:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have 3 uberspouses



uberspouses. What a fucking moron.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Soooo...who's in charge of my annual birthday post tomorrow? I'll let y'all figure it out on your own.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have 3 uberspouses and you've thought of all of them randomly? hmm..

I had a dream a few weeks ago that included ghola, simple_catalyst and Mexican takeout. Random, indeed.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

yep.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-17 19:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For continuity.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-17 18:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


WHY OH DUBBLE ZED


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-17 18:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not your fault Caul - you're Canadian and naturally smell of cheese. That turns most Americans off.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-17 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ghola always ignores my advances.
i dont know what i do wrong.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.lambert/calvin_and_hobbes.jpg

If anyone ever gets the username Mr.Bun I promise to +2 all your posts ever. Please feel free to cite this as proof of my wllingness to comply.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fairly accurate.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

heh

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

meh

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol @ below

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want to bang ghola in the ass and pretend she's a little boy.


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