Here's a post so shitty you'll be able to smell it in British Columbia (664 hits)
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Submitted by The real fake Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2009-08-20 02:44:07 EDT
Dethklok! Mastodon! Touring TOGETHER!! My anus just prolapsed from excitement!!
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they want 70 fucking dollars for Gen. Admin. to the fucking Tabernacle? As Swizgard would say "zis is fucking dildos". Sorry, but that's WAY too much for a concert there. I saw Beck play there for 30, MC Chris for 20, and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy(way back in the day) for 35. The Tabernacle is nowhere near a nice enough venue for 70. Maybe if they'd get some AC that actually works for the people on floor it'd be worth it...
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:49:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 02:58:52 EDT (#)
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Word. The Atlanta show is November 5 and I really want to get a group together to go. Unfortunately none of my friends will go with me... something about me being a huge embarrassment. If anyone is interested in joining me (and my boyfriend, who will eventually be convinced to accompany me by lots of pouting and whining on my part) for a night of brutally loud music and screaming, hit me up.
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I think I could come down off the mountain for that one. I'll be in touch.
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"Fish don't gots no good metals to listens to" so I hope they can hear the concert at the aquarium.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-21 00:00:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:50:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:39:50 EDT (#)
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And here I thought that was Rob's ass.
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My dick has never been in his ass. Unless that was him dressed up like an woman down on the east side last night. Come to think of it, she may have had an adam's apple.....
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um...yer gunna have to narrow that down.
About what time?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-20 18:52:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:18:27 EDT (#)
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Why is it that I post an ad on Craigslist offering a service, and all the responses I get are from people offering me the same service? NO SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, I PROVIDE YOU THE SERVICE AND YOU PAY ME! IT'S VERY CLEARLY STATED IN THE POST! ARGHHHHHhhhhhh
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They're so stupid. I mean, what are YOU supposed to do with a bunch of blowjobs?
:D
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-20 18:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-20 00:12:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only Chilliwack is supposed to smell like this.
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And A Foot In Cold Water...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-20 16:02:29 EDT (#)
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Wait... I can charge people for sexual favors? Jackpot!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 15:43:48 EDT (#)
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Wait... I can charge people for casual encounters? Jackpot!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-08-20 14:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DETHKLOOOOK
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-20 14:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:18:27 EDT (#)
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Why is it that I post an ad on Craigslist offering a service, and all the responses I get are from people offering me the same service? NO SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, I PROVIDE YOU THE SERVICE AND YOU PAY ME! IT'S VERY CLEARLY STATED IN THE POST! ARGHHHHHhhhhhh
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'casual encounters' section, eh?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-20 14:27:16 EDT (#)
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"Hey Toki, I totsallys hates you."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:57:51 EDT (#)
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my cousin keeps breaking my balls with that band.
it's an ok band, but i wouldn,t pay to see them live.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:50:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:39:50 EDT (#)
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And here I thought that was Rob's ass.
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My dick has never been in his ass. Unless that was him dressed up like an woman down on the east side last night. Come to think of it, she may have had an adam's apple.....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And here I thought that was Rob's ass.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it smells shitty how can you smell it in British Columbia? Everything here in BC smells shitty. Especially my cock because it was just in Method's Mom's ass.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-20 12:11:09 EDT (#)
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I bet it'll be bitching!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 U
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:34:05 EDT (#)
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Dethklok is animated on the show Metalocalypse, but the music is real. There are 2 guys that do all the voices and then a couple of other guys join in for the instruments. Like someone said below, the guys that make the music are skinny nerds... unsurprisingly. And then Mastodon, well, they just rule. I become retarded and inarticulate when I try to describe in words how awesome they are.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen Mastodon live when they opened for Slayer at the Norva...they're pretty decent.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROCK
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:42:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:36:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
dethklok is made up but real people make the music.
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Like a metal version of Gorillaz? Sounds pretty good actually.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:07:56 EDT (#)
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brendon small from the Home Movies has something to do with it
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:36:46 EDT (#)
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dethklok is made up but real people make the music. uh, i would give you half-accurate information, but since i learned everything i know from wikipedia, you should just look there to figure it out.
basically the creator of the show was some sort of music major in college and took a creative route with it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:34:24 EDT (#)
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Wait what the fuck? Aren't Deathklok made up?
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:37:03 EDT (#)
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NATHAN EXPLOSIOOON!!!!
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:32:13 EDT (#)
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Wednesday, November 18 here in Vegas. I might just go to it. Friend saw Dethklok a couple weeks or so ago and said they were cool, guys didnt match the music, tho. Little nerds, he said
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:18:27 EDT (#)
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Why is it that I post an ad on Craigslist offering a service, and all the responses I get are from people offering me the same service? NO SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, I PROVIDE YOU THE SERVICE AND YOU PAY ME! IT'S VERY CLEARLY STATED IN THE POST! ARGHHHHHhhhhhh
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:12:35 EDT (#)
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Only Chilliwack is supposed to smell like this.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-20 02:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And here I thought that was my ass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 02:58:52 EDT (#)
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Word. The Atlanta show is November 5 and I really want to get a group together to go. Unfortunately none of my friends will go with me... something about me being a huge embarrassment. If anyone is interested in joining me (and my boyfriend, who will eventually be convinced to accompany me by lots of pouting and whining on my part) for a night of brutally loud music and screaming, hit me up.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-08-20 02:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya, saw it on adult swim, sounds kinda cool