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ATTN: Aussies - FIFTH Ashes test and 6 REASONS WHY FREDDIE'S RETIRING ON A WIN (1042 hits)

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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-08-20 03:30:09 EDT


Or why ei's a moron.


1. he's gay, which is stupid.

2. and retarded.

3. he's a gay retard.

4. he looks like a monkey and monkeys started aids.

5. even when he's trying NOT to act retarded - or gay, like at work for example, and he's left the watercooler after making all the normal people feel uneasy, they still say man, thank god THAT autist has left he make us feel uneasy, and naked. (but only the blokes the girls just think he makes them feel like girls feel when they're at the gay bar - however that feels. secure I expect)

6. when he's driving to his nana's for hard boiled candies left over from the war to shove up his butt for perfume, he punches into his gps '1000 Bottoms Close, George Michaelville', clicks his heels and murmurs only half guiltily, "sorry nana". He then speeds off as FAST AS HE CAN TO 1000 BOTTOMS CLOSE, which he never finds but doesn't care because he always stops to rub one out anyway, once he's suitably frustrated and has found a nice hedgehog, afterall if you can't find 1000 Bottoms you may as well ejaculate on a hundred pricks, which brings me to my next point, the last ten teams who contested the ashes. lol

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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-24 17:58:43 EDT (#)
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yes and you could have called me a poof, old nana, robot or roofucker but instead you just dragged out brian

which isn't even my name

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:54:15 EDT (#)
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did what i couldn't be arsed doing below

he could have gone with fat, arrogant, ugly, fantasist, obnoxious etc etc.

sad at the standards nowadays



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:46:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-22 18:17:41 EDT (#)
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"England are."


idiot

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he's referring to a team of individuals as 'england', so his usage of the word 'are' is fine. if you simply wanted something to harass apollo about, which is obviously the case here, there is a seemingly endless list of things you could have chosen yet you went this route of fail instead.



colour me slightly disappointed.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:02:28 EDT (#)
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Hell of a finish

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:54:36 EDT (#)
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stfu brian



Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-23 05:04:35 EDT (#)
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well ive been wrong on pretty much EVERYTHING ive said on this match, so i'll shut the fuck up.

come on record run chase. solid start from katch and watson.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-22 21:33:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-22 16:40:12 EDT (#)
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england are actually quite well organised now.

but enough about football from mad australian monkeys with very little knowledge of the game.

let's concentrate on the arse kicking you're getting in the cricket.

Leave the urn at the airport plz. Thx.
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I keep telling you I don't care for cricket or our gay-arsed team

why do you keep forgetting this r u retarded

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-22 18:17:41 EDT (#)
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"England are."


idiot

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-22 16:40:12 EDT (#)
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england are actually quite well organised now.

but enough about football from mad australian monkeys with very little knowledge of the game.

let's concentrate on the arse kicking you're getting in the cricket.

Leave the urn at the airport plz. Thx.



Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-22 15:17:53 EDT (#)
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Huh?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 21:45:10 EDT (#)
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you're right about the socceroo's *shudder*, why the fuck we insist on naming sporting sides is beyond me, but I blame the americans. Fucking cunts are most likely responsible for all these 'grand finals' we have as well, although it's cool to have a grand final in afl because it's like tradition.

and naming rugby teams is cool because that's traditional too except if you're going to name/put on your shirt something that doesn't even belong in your gay-arsed cuntry (sic) namely the british/three-lions-on-your-shirt-lion lion lol - fuckwits. 63 yearrrrrrrrr's of 'urt..........

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 21:37:41 EDT (#)
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and let's not forget that geoff hurst's second 'goal' never crossed the line, so they cheated which is typical.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-20 20:44:11 EDT (#)
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please substitute 'no mean feat' in the below comment to something else that means 'easy as fucking english chicks' or the like, as that was the intended outcome. the author suffered a brief, very specific episode of retardation, but its all better now.

goddamn it, i had a good burn in that too, and now its all ruined.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-20 20:41:42 EDT (#)
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'socceroos' is the gayest team name in sports history. now and for the rest of time.

in the year 3billion, when the ants have taken over, their ant archaeologists will see that and piss their anty little pants at how a race of beings could be so gay as to firstly think of such gaiety, then place so much faith in 'THE BRAND' that they stuck with it, even after becoming pretentious enough about the sport to start calling it 'football', despite having no less than 4 completely different codes of it.

and we would likely wipe the floor with the english side, but thats been no mean feat since the 60s. remember, it was around that time that you guys had a freak success and havent shut up about it since?

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-20 15:38:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-20 12:26:54 PDT (#)
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i enjoy you immensely, ei. that is really all that needs to be said on the subject.
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I bet you do, poofter.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-20 15:26:54 EDT (#)
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i enjoy you immensely, ei. that is really all that needs to be said on the subject.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 15:05:52 EDT (#)
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oh and i suppose you aree with these points scourge

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-20 14:50:23 EDT (#)
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UP UNTIL #4 I COULD HAVE BOUGHT THAT THIS WAS REALLY APOLLO.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:47:48 EDT (#)
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we're bottling it

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:02:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-08-20 12:43:29 EDT (#)
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-2 aussie sports

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:40:39 EDT (#)
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:(

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:36:44 EDT (#)
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I don't know anything about your crazy Euro sports, so I'm glad you included something in the post that I could understand, EI's rampant homosexuality.

Thank you.


Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:05:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:49:16 EDT (#)
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Lame.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:19:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:29:52 EDT (#)
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No not Dervel! He's lovely.

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That's very true. Easy on the eye too.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:30:27 EDT (#)
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well, yes.

isn't that pretty much always the question in cricket.

like in football, the question is will England keep a clean sheet and score a goal?

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When you're playing a team who are going for a draw, yes.

I watched the internationals last week and noted that two former Norwich keepers let in 6 goals between them. Ha, they suck, our new keeper can ship more than that in a game by himself.

Then he is Australia's second choice keeper. That's pedigree.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:58:30 EDT (#)
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the difference being haime you'd still be shitting your pants

and we'd be right up for it


hilarious


goodnight.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:56:08 EDT (#)
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honest to jew god I would fucking LOVE it if we drew you.

you're getting the american over inflated sense of your 'soccer' status because you play shite teams.

you've whinged to FIFA for years to get an easier qualifying section now you've got it you're crowing about how easily you've qualified.

Well, of FUCKING COURSE YOU HAVE YOU CRYING CUNTS.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:52:56 EDT (#)
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haime? I think if we draw you in south africa, you will be shitting your pants.

stop calling me brian,

and stop acting like we don't want to play you. from memory your lot were champing at the bit to play us, all ohhhhhhhh we can't wait to finally beat these cunts at something and then when we sent you packing at halftime, your boys cried in the sheds, begging sven to let you 'at us', because the first 45 minutes were a warm up. that's pretty gay.

If we get drawn in the same group next year, we will fuck you over and you know it. And I HOPE like fuck it happens.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:42:25 EDT (#)
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you know what.

you aussies are like a mate of mine over that game. let's call him sully. because thats his name. so sully never played tiger woods on the xbox. 2005 if i recall.

me and my mate steve were fucking awesome at that game cos all we used to do was smoke weed and play it.

no one would play us cos we were so good and it was before xbox live and all that so naturally i didn't become world champion but probably would have.

i was as good at that as brian here is at alienating women.

so one night we were a bit pilled up and got back in, sully didn't do drugs so was just drunk. long story short we played tiger woods and cos we were so wasted he won.

NOW HE WON'T EVER PLAY US AGAIN AND EQUALLY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT A FREAK RESULT WHERE WE MADE 11 CHANGES AND PLAYED OUR B TEAM AGAINST THE 'SOCCEROOS' (AHAHAHAHAH GAY GAY GAY), SORRY XBOX BUT YOU KNOW ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR US TO PLAY THE 'SOCCEROOS' AGAIN AND FUCKING TWAT YOU THE FUCK UP.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:35:42 EDT (#)
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yawn were australia and we bowl two miles outside the off stump, oh dear sorry, its mitchell johnson

apologies

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:32:59 EDT (#)
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last time we played we smacked you 3-1, so I doubt it.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:32:53 CDT (#)
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Well sure, when Australia bat they'll aim to stay in for as long as possible and just keep the board slowly ticking over, if they get the chance they'll stay in there for 3 days. They won't give a shit if it's boing to watch, and in fairness, neither would we if a draw was good enough for us.
It's the result.

But England need to post a reasonable first innings score and bowl Australia out quickly.

Whether or not England's bowlers can take 20 wickets is the big question, quickly followed by whether or not Englands batsmens can post 350-400 minimum in this innings.

well, yes.

isn't that pretty much always the question in cricket.

like in football, the question is will England keep a clean sheet and score a goal?



Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:29:52 EDT (#)
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No not Dervel! He's lovely.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:29:38 EDT (#)
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>blinks<

well who the fuck did I text?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:28:22 EDT (#)
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that's not a very nice thing to say about dervel forensic

he's just commenting on sport on a sports post you don't need to start with your scientific nerd hate

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:27:25 EDT (#)
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no i did not get your text.

thank fuck.

you are extremely boring.

in other news AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH MATCH OF THE DAY WAS AWESOME LAST NIGHT.



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:25:14 EDT (#)
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shut up fathead did you get my text because I have a new phone and I didn't save my contacts to my sim

which i thought was clever until i got a new phone

you know in a what sort of dumbarse would save their contacts to their phone in case it gets stolen way

and not replaced

look, just shut the fuck up u r gay and love joo's and according to older posts, nignogs.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:24:25 EDT (#)
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Oh shit. Dick cheese supreme (not you Apollo) has shown up for today.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:17:25 EDT (#)
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UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:59:06 EDT (#)
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lol at hartman.

that's all well and good dervel but it's all a bit rubbish and yesterday's news, eh? Let's concentrate on more current stuff, like man u and burnley hahaha. I watched a champions league first leg playoff this morning between Panathinaikos and Athletico. It was a great match made even funnier by some kid lolouderpool sold to the greeks scoring a screamer from the edge of the eighteen yard box on a fifteen degree angle.

but it get's better it was near post top corner. I bet the spurs 'keeper would've struggled with that as well omg haha he looked sharp too, came on as a substitute and banged one into the onion bag as quick as apollo could not notice his grandmother was getting stoned.

omg it was something.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:55:16 EDT (#)
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colly wobbles

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:43:19 EDT (#)
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From what I hear you may be the only uberuser with a head larger than mine!

KUDOS

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:34:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:32:53 EDT (#)
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Well sure, when Australia bat they'll aim to stay in for as long as possible and just keep the board slowly ticking over, if they get the chance they'll stay in there for 3 days. They won't give a shit if it's boing to watch, and in fairness, neither would we if a draw was good enough for us.
It's the result.

But England need to post a reasonable first innings score and bowl Australia out quickly.

Whether or not England's bowlers can take 20 wickets is the big question, quickly followed by whether or not Englands batsmens can post 350-400 minimum in this innings.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:12:59 EDT (#)
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erm..i'm not the greatest cricket aficionado but it seems to me that your lot dervel, dave et al have batted themselves into a corner. I don't care who wins I mean speaking of wins, I get to either watch millenium falcon face and ei cry in their porridge or dickheads like say, the entire australian cricket team lose to a fairly inept sporting country, but if you continue to bat and the rain stays away (like that will happen), don't you worry that old beady eyes and his band of outlaws might just block and play keepsies, all the while chuckling at you back down the pitch and making fun of the keeper's wife.

discuss.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-08-20 08:02:23 EDT (#)
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Steadied up after Cooks early dismissal.

Time to do some real life stuff.

-Dave

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:28:00 EDT (#)
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here comes belly!!

hurray

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Yay! And I'm not being sarcastic either.

There's going to be a big innings from Belly today. 100 plus and he'll have extra jaffa cakes with his tea. He's that kinda guy.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:09:28 EDT (#)
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let's

this is so totally sweet

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:08:34 EDT (#)
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HIGH FIVE


okay let's just sit around and wait for elvis

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:07:35 EDT (#)
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HIGH FIVE!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:06:37 EDT (#)
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shut up forensic, the only thing older than you is experiment's period.

no not firefly, but everybody else.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:05:02 EDT (#)
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of course we won't include firefly because she's a sweetie, just everybody else.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:04:55 EDT (#)
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You're older than me. 1950's PAH!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:03:18 EDT (#)
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HIGH FIVE

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:02:32 EDT (#)
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OKAY LET'S!!

OF COURSE WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AROUND A BIT JUST TO CONFUSE IDIOTS LIKE....WELL EVERYBODY WHO'S ON UBER

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:00:23 EDT (#)
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YES!!

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:59:25 EDT (#)
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I dunno captain pillock, you mean like skrap and gonefiguring? or jack and pussygalore - or rob and i_can_get_you_a_life? or forensic and the 1950's??

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:56:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122572#2926581

and whatever forensic.


max headroom lol - what a fuckstick. Hey. Wanna leave reviews from velvetelvis and pretend we're not talking to ourselves?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:41:03 EDT (#)
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yes well that makes sense. Listen, Major Lee Feelingyou bludgeoning you with the candlestick in the study aside, how come you didn't post as me?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:40:55 EDT (#)
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At least EI has the courage to come out of the closet. There's still hope for you Danger. You just have to admit to yourself that the feelings you get watching all the sweaty men play sports are normal.

Nothing to be ashamed over.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:28:00 EDT (#)
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here comes belly!!

hurray

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:24:04 EDT (#)
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12/1 :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:03:51 EDT (#)
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arnie and gaydar ranger both have valid points

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 06:00:34 EDT (#)
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yeah well thanks for the feedback rump_ranger. I'm guessing your significant other is away or non-existent. which brings me to my next point; how alone and/or what an insufferable twat you are.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:53:18 EDT (#)
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HARMISON!!

:(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:52:54 EDT (#)
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"the last ten teams"

ROLFcopter

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:52:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:26:30 EDT (#)
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There's no such thing, Dave. It's a myth.
Go to the Oval and have a beer and a nice rousing verse of "get your shit stars off our flag". You'll be tip top in time for tea.

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Unfortunately I moved out of the gun riddled mean streets of Sarf Lahndahn to the green and pleasant gun riddled streets of Nottingham.

That and my mate sold my ticket for best part of £200 to some idiot means that I am left watching online.

-Dave

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:48:04 EDT (#)
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ordinarily I can't stand you but that one hundred pricks gag made me choke on my mid-strength low-carb beer

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:26:30 EDT (#)
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There's no such thing, Dave. It's a myth.
Go to the Oval and have a beer and a nice rousing verse of "get your shit stars off our flag". You'll be tip top in time for tea.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:26:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:35:53 EDT (#)
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Awesome, be sure to update us again when its over. I know I'll be on the edge of my seat.

____

Watch it while you write up the next gripping 3,000 word backyard poker analysis, sportsfan.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:17:06 EDT (#)
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I should have been there today, instead I am here with swine flu.

I blame Apollo.

-Dave

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:55:00 EDT (#)
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he may aswell stick to what he's best at though

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Sailing?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:55:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:49:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:40:06 EDT (#)
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You've got to envy Freddie really; retiring at 31 to devote himself full time to alcohol abuse.
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he may aswell stick to what he's best at though

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:49:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:40:06 EDT (#)
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You've got to envy Freddie really; retiring at 31 to devote himself full time to alcohol abuse.
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just like george best but far less important

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:47:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:35:53 EDT (#)
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Awesome, be sure to update us again when its over. I know I'll be on the edge of my seat.
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OMG a PROVINCIAL, i'm only here on THE PROVISO I CAN MARRY YOUR WOMEN AND RAPE YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE AUSTRALIAN

LISTEN WHINNIE THE POO DON'T BLAME US IF WE DON'T PLAY THE NHL FINAL SERIES ON FREE TO AIR TV

ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU'LL *EXPECT* IT AND COMPLAIN ANYWAY



outRAGEous

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:40:06 EDT (#)
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You've got to envy Freddie really; retiring at 31 to devote himself full time to alcohol abuse.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fascinating!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome, be sure to update us again when its over. I know I'll be on the edge of my seat.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, it sound's just like EI so it must be truth.

I'm going on Sunday. That's the day we win the series.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 04:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that EI guy sounds like a right tool


-EI

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not going to gloat if we win. I just really, really need it to happen.

Fuck England. Fuck Flintoff.

I'd be happy if the tour bus flipped on the way to the stadium and the whole team was killed.

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow

made me giggle, tho

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

slander and vicious lies

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-20 03:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me smile and shake my head.

Ridiculous.


Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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