A list of alters I'd like to see made (1100 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2009-08-23 18:47:29 EDT
I promised orphelia I would make a shitty shit post that she could -2 so here goes:
Okay, so it seems like everybody and their mom has an alter these days and for some reason I think of usernames a lot. Not real usernames mind you, but usernames that I think would be cool and/or funny.
For example: (http://www.ubersite.com/m/123083#2925786)
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:41:04 EDT (#)
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http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.lambert/calvin_and_hobbes.jpg
If anyone ever gets the username Mr.Bun I promise to +2 all your posts ever. Please feel free to cite this as proof of my wllingness to comply.
Every once in a while I'll think of a name that I might think is clever or references something I like or something that is obscure or just something that sounds cool. I'd like to see these names. I'd like to see them so much that I am offering a lifetime worth of +2's (ooooooo!) to whoever makes these alters. Or you could just be a lurker and looking for a cool username, but in that case you're a pussy who should just think of one. Regardless, I will +2 every post I see of a user that has one of these usernames. So here is a list of names that I will automatically +2 no matter what they post on every post that they happen to make (some of them are obscure references which will be denoted by an asterisk, try and guess what they're from!):
Flaccid_Phallus
Cold_Water_Gangster* (bonus points if anyone gets this obscure reference to the Cold Water Gang)
Mr.Bun*
Mr.BananaGrabber*
A_Magician_Named_GOB*
Evilducks/Goalie_Puke
I_Have_A_CATAL_Fetish (only if you're a hot, sexy lady)
Erin_Esurance
TheBlowjobQueen (pending proof that you are in fact the blowjob queen and not a gay man)
Miguel_Sanchez*
What_Would_Pete_Campbell_Do?
Shittolatte
AJisatool
Mr.PoopyPants* (not sure if this counts as a reference, but it makes me think of a line from a movie)
Gerald_Ford_Dead_Today*
Okay, whatever. That's all I can think of right now. -2's ahoy!
User Reviews
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-27 11:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-26 14:32:18 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suzie doesn't approve of all this talk of rape.
Let's all get along and have a tea party.
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There's one, but unless you post I can't +2 ya!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-08-26 17:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-26 17:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suzie doesn't approve of all this talk of rape.
Let's all get along and have a tea party.
Submitted by FatFreddieFlintoff (user info) at 2009-08-26 13:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CATAL that guy hates me :(
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-26 13:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Silly Freddie, don't you know that people can't smell themselves!
Submitted by FatFreddieFlintoff (user info) at 2009-08-26 12:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd tell you what it was like to be raped, sweet child CATAL, but i fear it may trigger flash backs of your own traumatic experiences.
Tell me CATAL, what is it like to live with your own smell?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-26 12:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What was like being raped?
Did it hurt? A lot?
Submitted by FatFreddieFlintoff (user info) at 2009-08-26 12:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no, you suck, and don't speak bout me when I am not around, child.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-26 12:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys suck...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-26 05:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is awesome
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-26 03:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL Ashy -2'ed you and agreed you SMELL.
Mwahahahahahaha.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-08-25 20:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously, THIS is what you get up to instead of making me a sammich?! Orph's right, CATAL smells ;)
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not double raped??
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he was raped
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know
what happened?
lol
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened to FatmanFreddieFucker or whatever that was/
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is it
hey jude isn't mine i kinda stole it
and everyone knows i was dw i outted myself first post by accident
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many alters do you have?
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can have this one if you like?
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea seems Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay though
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this pile of crap?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You totally tried that, I know it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh you are terrible
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
QUICKLY! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, here's my password: gullible
What's yours?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no catch
the most fun i had was when i was logged into someones account the same time as them
we had entire conversations
it passed time
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've often thought about switching accounts with someone...
What's the catch?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:10:15 EDT (#)
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we can swap if you like scourge
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:09:14 EDT (#)
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if this is the best shit i can expect to stir up, it's time to hang up my gloves.
who wants the password to this scourge account?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:09:01 EDT (#)
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I know nothing!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:08:33 EDT (#)
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CATAL you are gonna regret that
big time
you know i don't weigh 13 stones
ugh
:(
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, well at least I don't weigh 13 stone orphelia!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is certainly a blubber bouyed gayfest, isn't it?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 17:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you just admitted to liking a big gay!
fag.
(+2 for me b/c i'm awesome!)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also
CATAL smells.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:54:34 EDT (#)
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scourge really, i don't have that bad a cellulite
and i am sorry the glasses jibe was indeed a low blow
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:44:52 EDT (#)
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http://media.photobucket.com/image/cottage%20cheese%20thighs/tifanymcmahan/cottagecheese.jpg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i like aj.
as big of a big gay as he is, he's still less of a big gay than most of you.
i suppose this -2 should hurt your feelings a bit.
take that, bitch.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:42:55 EDT (#)
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Also, for some reason I imagine sgthartman as an Elvis Impersonator...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:42:26 EDT (#)
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WHOO! Most heated!
You suck orphelia! Scourge is almost as big of a tool as AJ (and that's pretty big)!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:37:36 EDT (#)
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well, there's big and then there's BIG. and it's only so much abnout the size... the cottage cheese stippling effect is the other piece of the picture here.
really i added that bit in as an afterthought, once i realized i hadn't addressed you enough in that review. it's so trying to keep you both engaged in these things. want to keep everyone on their A-game you know.
and i don't eat fowl.
and that glasses comment was a low blow.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
No offence CATAL but I can't believe this has 31 comments and is on most heated lol
Uber really is goingthrough a tough patch, huh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:21:38 EDT (#)
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scourge what is wrong with big thighs? you eat enough of the fried chicken variety don't be prejudice against my perfectly normal and death gripping thighs.
also you are so bitter maybe our sweetness and concern for the other will sweetnen you up. sour balls.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:20:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:07:42 EDT (#)
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I've got absolutely nothing against hartman, but knight in shining hogfat was hilarious.
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holy shit, that IS funny
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:07:42 EDT (#)
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I've got absolutely nothing against hartman, but knight in shining hogfat was hilarious.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:04:33 EDT (#)
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c'mon scourge, you know you want to bone SGT
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:54:51 EDT (#)
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i love the knight in shining hogfat routine you two have going on. it's touching... touching my gag reflex of course... but still touching.
if (and this is an if as big as orphelia's thighs) you could get your genitals to meet up somehwhere under those two pendulous guts, pending hartman's ability to achieve and maintain an erection of course, i bet you'd both have a fantastic moment or two of NON-food related grunting before your overburdened hearts gave out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:35:01 EDT (#)
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CATAL what is this crap all about?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:32:54 EDT (#)
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I thought of another alter name I'd like to see: GHEY_MENZ
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:01:16 EDT (#)
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thing is courge isn't just fat he is ugly too. and he wears glasses
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:00:17 EDT (#)
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We were talking about your self esteem issues.
Stay on topic, please.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:00:11 EDT (#)
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scourge, seriously, you go around this place throwing accusations left, right and centre but he is guilty of everything he throws out.
you fucking use little snippets of info to try and hurt internet strangers i mean really, what kind of pathetic life do you lead that you get pleasure from THAT?
sgt happens to be a genuinely sweet and cool guy you on the other hand are a piece of nasty. I pity you.
drop a few pounds, get a wife who isn't an ugly pig and then maybe, just maybe you can start to feel superior.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:06:04 EDT (#)
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was he talking to you, you fucking impotent, morbidly obese retard? that'd be my guess.
get your tongue out of the piglet's (and every other desperate internet trollop's) ass and into your wife's and maybe she'd quit fucking every black dude who strolled by her and decided he fancied a roll in the hay with a big'un.
fuck you're pathetic.
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Its true! LORD IN HEAVEN!
PREACH BROTHER!
but not too hard, we dont want you having a heart attack on the pulpit, chubs.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:49:35 EDT (#)
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that's not a meltdown, willard, that's just how blimpy and i communicate.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:44:04 EDT (#)
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lol at scourge's meltdown
Poor dude is obviously a self-hating fatty.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:06:04 EDT (#)
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was he talking to you, you fucking impotent, morbidly obese retard? that'd be my guess.
get your tongue out of the piglet's (and every other desperate internet trollop's) ass and into your wife's and maybe she'd quit fucking every black dude who strolled by her and decided he fancied a roll in the hay with a big'un.
fuck you're pathetic.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-25 09:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-24 16:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hush, sow. hush.
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GOOD YOU FAT FUCK, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH OF MOBSTER YOU THINK YOU ARE, IN THE FUTURE, WHERE I COME FROM, YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING CHANGES BETWEEN NOW AND THEN. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST EAT YOURSELF INTO OBLIVION TO DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS ANYWAY?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-24 16:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hush, sow. hush.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-24 10:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even with the bum people still think this is Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ay!
Where are you today?
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-24 10:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-24 03:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 orphelia
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lol
if that is serious, it's too ridiculous for words.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-08-24 00:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heil Hitler!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-08-23 23:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are questions I don't want to answer.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-23 20:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAAAY
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-23 20:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mkay
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 orphelia
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An alterior motive? This isn't going to end up like the Skrap/Gonefiguring mess is it?
I'd hate for you to slip up which account you were using too and have to come clean on a really gay post.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an ulterior motive for posting this, we'll see if it pays off...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(sorry) :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't -2 you bum boy but this post leads me to believe one of us is indeed on drugs right now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quite good filename. Nothing else.