How do you make a horse smile? (1838 hits)
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Submitted by Sage is Fancy (View user info) at 2009-08-26 20:04:15 EDT
Put a wigger next to it.
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-09-07 14:46:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-09-02 11:06:43 EDT (#)
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Kaos, are you turning into sico? "Hence, the bill has conformed more sufficiently to my head." is barely a sentence and contextually doesn't make a whole heap of sense.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-09-02 04:28:17 EDT (#)
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hah!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-01 16:00:04 EDT (#)
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go all Catherine the Great on it?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:41:35 EDT (#)
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I can't believe this is on "most heated".
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-08-31 10:56:59 EDT (#)
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You see? This is what MySpace and Facebook and all that other crap have done to our culture.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-31 09:52:50 EDT (#)
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It's the same hat, bent brim or not. I don't think I ever bent a brim on my hats to think of it. If I get a "golf style" http://www.allsportsandgolfgifts.com/ProductImages/a1_closeout/redsox.jpg hat then yes it's bent but with these I found the no bend is more suitable for me. I can't stand the angular bend in a hat, as that just screams redneck: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/9000/Redneck--9062.jpg . So, I think the flat brim (which I associate with old man, not wigger, but who cares...) is my best option: http://www.friedmanarchives.com/China/Web/Chapter23 (close space here) /Old%20Man%20CU%20-%20Assault%20Craft%20Unit%204%20hat%20-%204x6%2072%20dpi.jpg
Enough about hats. Do you want to fuck or not?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-31 08:54:59 EDT (#)
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Really??? Huh.
I just know whenever I've purchased a new hat in the past, I've found them uncomfortable until they've been properly "worn-in."
Hence, the bill has conformed more sufficiently to my head...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-31 08:14:58 EDT (#)
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It's a hat, not a darth vader helmet. And because it's flat brimmed doesn't make it any different feeling then a "bent-brimmed" hat.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-30 04:44:39 EDT (#)
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Okay, since this is high on Heat at the moment, I'll ask it here...
I've seen a number of pics of Sico and he always seems to be sporting these hats. I've noticed a number of kids around here wearing this same type of head gear. Now, I'm not about to go up to some random stranger and pose this question, so you get it Simon.
Right.
So Simon, these "Flat-Brimmed" hats that you wear... outside of their dubious 'coolness,' um, aren't they terribly uncomfortable???
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-08-28 15:49:33 EDT (#)
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self depreciating humor is funny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 10:21:05 EDT (#)
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Ground-horse is sad and disappointed that he was not included in this post. He awaits your retraction and apology.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-08-27 23:25:59 EDT (#)
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i have an irrational fear of horses..i'm afraid they will bite my fingers off.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-27 20:51:40 EDT (#)
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on principal
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-08-27 18:58:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:28:27 EDT (#)
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boy, somenody's lobbying REAL hard to be Prom King and Queen of Ubersite...
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funny.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-27 18:54:53 EDT (#)
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Do you know how when you buy eye shadow, it comes with this little sponge for blending? Yeah.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-27 18:09:31 EDT (#)
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chin surgery?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 17:54:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-05 20:24:14 BST (#)
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Själv is self, distans is distance. Selfdistance, literally, but more figuratively the capacity for self-irony, being capable of regarding oneself and ones actions objectively.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:13:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:46:10 EDT (#)
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Great photo!
Perhaps "Happily ever after" can still come true....
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:41:44 EDT (#)
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I think you're a lovely couple!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:28:27 EDT (#)
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boy, somenody's lobbying REAL hard to be Prom King and Queen of Ubersite...
Can one of you Photoshoop geniuses animate some pig's blood being dumped on these guys?
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NYET, ALL OF YOU!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:07:38 EDT (#)
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Kudos on the självdistans.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:46:10 EDT (#)
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Great photo!
Perhaps "Happily ever after" can still come true....
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:41:44 EDT (#)
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I think you're a lovely couple!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:28:27 EDT (#)
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boy, somenody's lobbying REAL hard to be Prom King and Queen of Ubersite...
Can one of you Photoshoop geniuses animate some pig's blood being dumped on these guys?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-08-27 14:48:36 EDT (#)
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Big Leroy has a comment:
http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/c828bfc1d229528ef4323ae34b02659d.wav
Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-27 14:44:40 EDT (#)
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Jesus. The two most repulsive people on this website, TOGETHER. Fuck me with a red hot poker iron and call me Betty. I just gouged out my eyballs and am now off to commite suicide.
Seriously, if ever there was a case for God beginning the day of final judgement, you two are it.
North America should be wiped off the planet, because of tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum here alone.
Earth should be nuked because you two exist.
Dear Lord, Take Me Now, I can't live another hour after seeing this.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-08-27 14:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-27 14:20:19 EDT (#)
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http://thumbnails.hulu.com/9/45/25704_512x288_generated__pWQQfM2QY0eQFKiy50f3lA.jpg
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This, and the Uber Board, is about the funniest damn thing I've seen all day :)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-27 14:20:19 EDT (#)
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http://thumbnails.hulu.com/9/45/25704_512x288_generated__pWQQfM2QY0eQFKiy50f3lA.jpg
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-08-27 13:47:36 EDT (#)
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Question: What happens when a wigger rides a horse?
Answer: A back-alley abortion in 3 months.
Please use condoms kids. The pope is wrong on that one.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-27 13:14:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-27 02:14:07 PDT (#)
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OMIGOD MAKE ME UNSEE IT
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WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN...
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-08-27 12:00:02 EDT (#)
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Retard level in this picture is reaching critical mass.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 11:49:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:27:17 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:11:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:55:16 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:40:06 BST (#)
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You know what else makes sense? Bristol City getting humiliated at home by Carlisle.
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im sorry, you have stumbled into the realms of no return, you are forbidden from mocking my football club.
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I'm not sorry, you lot got owned.
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WE ARE CONCENTRATING ON THE LEAGUE.
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Good luck. For serious.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-08-27 11:27:44 EDT (#)
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If you two had a kid it would chew its own nose off.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 11:27:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:11:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:55:16 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:40:06 BST (#)
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You know what else makes sense? Bristol City getting humiliated at home by Carlisle.
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im sorry, you have stumbled into the realms of no return, you are forbidden from mocking my football club.
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I'm not sorry, you lot got owned.
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WE ARE CONCENTRATING ON THE LEAGUE.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 11:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:55:16 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:40:06 BST (#)
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You know what else makes sense? Bristol City getting humiliated at home by Carlisle.
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im sorry, you have stumbled into the realms of no return, you are forbidden from mocking my football club.
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I'm not sorry, you lot got owned.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:55:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:40:06 BST (#)
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You know what else makes sense? Bristol City getting humiliated at home by Carlisle.
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im sorry, you have stumbled into the realms of no return, you are forbidden from mocking my football club.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:43:17 EDT (#)
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You're supposed to post your tits, not Simons.
You're doing it wrong
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:40:06 EDT (#)
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You know what else makes sense? Bristol City getting humiliated at home by Carlisle.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:23:45 EDT (#)
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makes sense
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:21:47 EDT (#)
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turned on by Sage below
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:19:52 EDT (#)
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the horse is on the left, right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:57:45 EDT (#)
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Garvis, that's not called getting "huffy" that's calling you out. Learn the difference and maybe you can talk to a girl without getting her liquored up first. Or stick to boring talk about greyhounds and your wife.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:46:30 EDT (#)
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Multiple Choice Review:
A) I can tell you stopped puffin' stuff - This was funny.
B) I threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of you touching that thing.
C) Sexy Time!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:04:51 EDT (#)
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I don't think I can get anywhere close to as "huffy" as you just were, Corky.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:54:11 EDT (#)
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Alright, I'm off to start work for the day. Someone alert me if FRE goes below $1.60
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Shlongy makes a real huffy attempt at a comeback.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:50:27 EDT (#)
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fodder
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:49:28 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's jealous. The only uber "girls" he got next to looked like a boy or was a cripple and he had to buy them copious drinks in order to get that far. Oh, and a step stool too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:46:46 EDT (#)
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Ugh...You now have sico's stink on you and I surmise that it doesn't come off.
Enjoy your newfound celibacy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:38:32 EDT (#)
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Ooopsy!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:38:06 EDT (#)
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Ahem! There's a much more, and by much more I mean doubly more beautiful post to camp on somewheres around yonder: http://www.ubersite.com/m/123153 http://www.ubersite.com/m/123153 http://www.ubersite.com/m/123153
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:35:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-27 13:27:58 BST (#)
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where the hell have you been, i thought you were ignoring me?!
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Just been having a rough time at work and stuff, innit. I mailed ya.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:31:59 EDT (#)
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I was thinking more along the lines of "carrot."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:27:58 EDT (#)
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where the hell have you been, i thought you were ignoring me?!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:27:01 EDT (#)
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Hello pheeleyface.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:21:45 EDT (#)
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Sage looks completely smitten here, I must say. However, there never has and never shall be any coitus comings or goings.
"I've never really been concerned with how it's been going with the ladies. I'm more concerned about how I'm cumming with the ladies."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:18:45 EDT (#)
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hello FJ
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:48:48 EDT (#)
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CLOP YOUR HOOVES!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA
Im with FJ, just get it on already.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:38:39 EDT (#)
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filename
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:16:31 EDT (#)
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ubersite men that shave their chest hair now = 2
sico and method
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:06:30 EDT (#)
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You're made for each other. There's no point in fighting it.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-08-27 06:49:54 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-08-27 05:45:54 EDT (#)
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Hah!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-27 05:45:09 EDT (#)
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and when I say "aim for" I mean "with a high powered rifle".
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-27 05:43:12 EDT (#)
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Oh fucking christ. Why do you people insist on using your real pictures and personalities on ubersite? Do you not have friends? Well, judging by the looks of it, forget I asked that. Maybe in the deep south (where I can only imagine you people are from) being "pub'lished on "'dat 'der ubersite" is a real honor".
Anyhow, All jokes aside, you are the two ugliest people I have ever seen in my entire life. Thank God you decided to take a picture together. This way we know what to aim for.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-27 05:14:07 EDT (#)
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OMIGOD MAKE ME UNSEE IT
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-27 05:09:49 EDT (#)
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I just find it funny when you say you're fancy, to be honest
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 04:36:34 EDT (#)
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apparently sico was really nervous about this photo, He had colt feet.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 04:36:10 EDT (#)
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The title made me smile.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-08-27 01:00:28 EDT (#)
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Jesus. I can only imagine what your kids' noses will look like.
Like Shlongy's, probably.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-27 00:51:16 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-08-27 00:29:42 EDT (#)
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Do you have a stake in "Orange County Choppers"?
Just asking.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-26 22:51:56 EDT (#)
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you must be really dumb to press your face against that guy's chest
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-26 22:30:54 EDT (#)
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LOL!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-26 22:24:33 EDT (#)
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die
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-26 22:20:20 EDT (#)
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i'd rather fuck the one on the left
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-26 22:05:23 EDT (#)
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Ummmmm, What a cute couple?
made me smile.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:06:06 EDT (#)
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If you're fancy and you know it, clop your hooves!!
*clop, clop*
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I snorted.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:35:36 EDT (#)
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mussbee doodles, below. cocksucking idjit.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:23:31 EDT (#)
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You kill them, so DIE!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:39:59 EDT (#)
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don't like mom jokes? how about the fact that your wife sucks nigger cock?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:36:05 EDT (#)
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Battle Galactica: Internet Cop vs. Internet Testosterone.... dunnn dunnn dunn dun!!!!! Dunn-DUNNN!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:32:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:21:15 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that much retard fit into such a small jpeg. ********
speaking of 'tards, did your mom type that for you?
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No, your first grade nephew did after he gave you that insult, fuckwad.
Sheesh.
Mom jokes never go outta style with douchebags, do they?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:26:52 EDT (#)
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oh and fuck off you stupid cunt
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:26:23 EDT (#)
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you make simon look beautiful
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:21:15 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that much retard fit into such a small jpeg. ********
speaking of 'tards, did your mom type that for you?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:21:15 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that much retard fit into such a small jpeg.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:14:59 EDT (#)
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"If you're fancy and you know it pull your pussy out and show it" etc.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:10:39 EDT (#)
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Clop your hooves made me lol in class.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-26 20:06:06 EDT (#)
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If you're fancy and you know it, clop your hooves!!
*clop, clop*