Women Plow Naked To Please God (812 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-08-27 07:28:00 EDT
As boring as my life has become i cannot by any means understand why anybody that's not retarded would post inane shit like this. I hope the morons who wrote the following posts get molested.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123159
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123136
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123160
And no, I'm still not dead, just busy having a life... and yes, I'd rather be in a wheelchair, connected to a colostomy bag, writing crappy articles with a stick in my mouth. It'd be great. People would come visit, give sympathy and feel pity. Pity is good, very underestimated, much easier to get pity then to accomplish something.
When you're in a wheelchair people give you pity, but they also respect you, they move out of your way in shopping malls, you get no looks of condemnation for using disabled toilets, its easy to find parking and best of all no one asks for any favors.
As I'm writing this my girlfriend asked me to drive her into the city to pick up contact lenses... into the city, right in the fucking center because that's where her optometrist is. Tomorrow morning, it's 7pm and she tells me now, no notice, no nothing... what a stupid bitch. Does she even need to see? Its not like she reads, she doesn't drive... and I have to do this on a Saturday... stupid bitch.
I hate driving to the city, people are much angrier there. Going to the city is like driving to work in rush hour, not knowing if you'll ever find an overpriced parking space and eventually finding yourself bouncing off morons like a pinball trying to avoid puddles of vomit and homeless bums... gum on the sidewalk, crazy schizophrenics quoting the bible, smell of shit in the air... Yes, the city center is a septic tank and I fucking hate it.
...I'm not making this up, its not like this happened a month ago and I thought it would contrast well with my point, its constant, this is what life is like for able bodied people. It sucks, never in a million years would I have to do this if I were in a wheelchair.
Nobody asks a cripple for a favor, its like saying you're too lazy to use your legs. "Hey, Iron Chair, roll yourself across the street and pick me up some aspirin. This headache is really inconveniencing my life."
Seriously, what is the downside of being crippled? I'd rather sit then stand, I haven't had to run anywhere since I was ten, I hate when my shoes wear out, I simply dislike having to walk... anywhere... It's too overrated. So, to any cripple reading this, you don't realise just how fucking lucky you are, you crippled bastard... and I'll keep using your crippled toilet anyway.
Go read some of my other posts.... if you still don't think im not an idiot..... if you do think im an idiot - go fuck yourself.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=397296619
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 11:05:25 EDT (#)
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...wow, by the way... seems like there's a lot, lot less people going to uber then i remember a year ago... maybe it's slowly falling apart. hmmm
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:56:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:53:49 EDT (#)
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why the fuck do you bother matuesz?
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Ahh, my number one fan. Knew you always show up.
Thanks
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:55:58 EDT (#)
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Feckin' eejit.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:53:49 EDT (#)
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why the fuck do you bother matuesz?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:48:20 EDT (#)
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I tried really really hard to like this -- but I couldn't. I'm so sorry.....
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Why did you try?
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:48:20 EDT (#)
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I tried really really hard to like this -- but I couldn't. I'm so sorry.....
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:17:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:44:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:30:55 EDT (#)
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You would have sex with a cripple? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but i don't think i could ever do it... seems depressing, unless its a fetish i guess.
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I would, but the chair always gets in the way...
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Seriously tho? I mean, you'd have to lift her up from the wheelchair, drag her on the bed... help her undress - and not in the good way... i'd feel like i'm date raping her...
If she were to orgasm i don't think i could even believe its the standard fake orgasm..
way too depressing. Again, sex with cripples only as a fetish.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:44:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:50:25 EDT (#)
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DKNY sneakers + rifle?
what a woman.
the post I could care less about.
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You would have sex with a cripple? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but i don't think i could ever do it... seems depressing, unless its a fetish i guess.
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I would, but the chair always gets in the way...
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:42:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:34:23 EDT (#)
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Don't get all puffy you embarrassing cock siphon. I've supported you for most of your shitty uber career, I just happen to think the way you described your girlfriend was pretty shameful....and that's coming from me.
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By all means, what the fuck do you mean?
She doesn't fucking read or drive... She wears "color" contacts, not the ones that improve eye sight.
...and i did read it back to her, she laughed because she knows she was being a cunt.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:34:23 EDT (#)
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Don't get all puffy you embarrassing cock siphon. I've supported you for most of your shitty uber career, I just happen to think the way you described your girlfriend was pretty shameful....and that's coming from me.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:32:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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ALL WOMEN ARE STUPID BITCHES!
Which, coincidentally, is why your girlfriend is imaginary.
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If she was imaginary i'd say she looks like a super model and blows me everyday
moron
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:50:25 EDT (#)
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DKNY sneakers + rifle?
what a woman.
the post I could care less about.
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You would have sex with a cripple? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but i don't think i could ever do it... seems depressing, unless its a fetish i guess.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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ALL WOMEN ARE STUPID BITCHES!
Which, coincidentally, is why your girlfriend is imaginary.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:50:25 EDT (#)
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DKNY sneakers + rifle?
what a woman.
the post I could care less about.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:46:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:37:56 EDT (#)
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Boo
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:35:49 EDT (#)
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id just stand behind her
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:31:00 EDT (#)
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not sure what she's gonna be shooting with the breech open like that