I commend my mother..... (246 hits)
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Submitted by Perkman. (View user info) at 2009-08-27 07:44:56 EDT
I commend my mother.
I really do, she is probably the nicest person I have ever witnessed in my entire life. My mom is one of those mom's that had random friends staying at my house as a child. Taking in random people as they were going through illness, or drug abuse or something of that nature. At one point of my life I had a kid that lived with me from age 2 to about five years old. It was weird. I'm not going to lie. Having a kid stay at your place that was not your brother, or else related to you. But my mother kept her promise to her friends. It taught me a lot about life and being true to people. My mom is probably the shit. I mean the shit. She still to this day calls me and calls me 'sweetie, honey, or cutie' everyday of my life.
She is cool as fuck and will want to know about my friends. All my friends ask me how my mom id doing every time I see them. It is really cool. She has taught me so much about people just watching the way she stays true to friends and whoever she meets. I can honestly say, my mom is a great person.
The reason I mentioned my mother is that fact that I try to be a good or great person. I mean I really do. In my quest for goodness I end up having some shitty friends and going through some pretty bad situations in my life.
But the most agonizing thing was the deal with my dad. My dad was a British fuck. I mean no joke at all he was fucking British as fuck. He drank tea in the middle of the day with sugar cubes, He called my pants trousers he was one of those British fucks. But he lived in America with my mom. Which I don't think he liked very much.
We were Roman Catholic which means that we were pretty hardcore. Church every Sunday not matter what. I mean this shit was mandatory. I have gone to church from age 0 until I was 15 which I will explain in a bit.
My dad married my mom in Britain where they met. My mom was a student and my father was a teacher. I was raised in the heartland of America. Typical Midwest, rich country hicks. That is how I gained my manners and my twang when it came to situations and speech.
My dad and I did not really get along. It could have been the fact that I was jealous of my older brothers and also the fact that I was the 4th born in a family of 6 kids. It really sucked and pissed me off as a kid. I always felt as if I was the ultimate middle child.
I loved my dad. I'm not going to lie. I loved him. But I didn't love him very much. I always wanted him to be like my baseball coaches. But he was a British prick for the most part. All he cared about was education and grades. Being a kid who didn't get the best grades or else was a studious kid we had a lot of conflict.
My dad hated sports besides rugby or soccer. I mean he hated American sports. He hated football, baseball and basketball. It was one of those situations where we just didn't' get on the same page.
But the saddest thing about my past is the fact that my father died when I was 15 years old. He died in a car crash which till this day I feel is fucked up. This situation has made me feel sad at many times. Whenever I watch a movie with a father son like hug scene I cry. I ,mean until this day I still fucking cry. Whenever there is a father hug a son scene I cry. I still do and I always will cry until I'm fucking dead. I decided.
But just thinking about that and seeing that has shown me that I have some unresolved issues. But then again I loved my mom and my dad. They were so fucking chill about all the teenage angst we all went through. Everyone loves my mom.
I left home a while ago and I live alone now and I'm still trying to understand how good I had it. I have seen some shit with my friends parents that I could not deal with. My mom doesn't do coke, or shrooms, or act crazy, or fuck dudes, or bring guys home. I got pretty lucky in the deal. I want to commend my mom for how she raised us.
I mean were all in college and were doing some pretty tight shit. I mean were all doctors or lawyers and shit. I am trying to do the med school shit but I don't know if it is for me. I'm not going to lie. I miss baseball and the boys. This was a backup plan that I am taking on and it isn't my style though.
But I shouldn't bitch. I got to an ivy league school. I just should take it all in. I should just accept it all and understand that this is my life.
But I don't want to tell you all that I love people. I love good people and I am happy my mom had friends that encompassed those values and I can understand who those types of people are and those people that have good hearts. My mom showed me that as a nurse. I love her. Mom I commend you. Uber live it up. You only live once.
I want to say I love ball players. My best friends are ball players and we are another breed. Live homies, live!
Blow me up. uber!
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:47:10 EDT (#)
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I commend her too. Best head north of the border.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:31:54 EDT (#)
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sorry perkman
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:49:46 EDT (#)
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Next time , post a picture of her and her phone number so Shlongy can make arrangements to bend her over.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:27:28 EDT (#)
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I dumped your mother in a ditch when I was done with her 23 years ago. I might be your dad, Perkman. Seriously though, whoever owns this alter is pretty dedicated (read pathetic).
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:24:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:14:03 EDT (#)
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sgthartmann I mean were were pretty devout catholic when I was younger fatboy. But I love fat people.
Just live your life!
But I heard Kao's went bonkers. Sgt please elaborate? I don't come to uber much at all anymore. Sad isn't it?
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I know thats what you meant! Just an odd way of saying it thats all. I was saying get some rest and proofread, I bet this would come out different!
I am certainly living the life I can.
I dont think that Kaos went bonkers. I mean he's gone on a few political/religious rants but im not here that much anymore either so I dunno, its very possible.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:18:19 EDT (#)
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HA! http://tinyurl.com/ndfhta
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:14:03 EDT (#)
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sgthartmann I mean were were pretty devout catholic when I was younger fatboy. But I love fat people.
Just live your life!
But I heard Kao's went bonkers. Sgt please elaborate? I don't come to uber much at all anymore. Sad isn't it?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:08:13 EDT (#)
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"We were Roman Catholic which means that we were pretty hardcore"
WAT?
get some rest
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:51:46 EDT (#)
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Kind of Emo, kind of jockish - I understand you not.
Mrs Sexchoc's mum was a bit like that, always looking after waifes and strays, letting her have all her mates round all the time, being the super cool, super friendly hippy mum - but she died about 10 years ago and that sucks real bad. i never met her but i really think we'd have got on.
Shame she can't meet her grandson when he arrives in a few months.
But yeah, you're kinda emo, kinda wannabe jock - meh.
Fuck you very much.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:51:38 EDT (#)
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I'm fucked up and typed this at 4am in the morning. Please forgive the grammer. OH my god it is horrible. hahah
What the fuck is wrong with me? perkman you are an idiot sometimes. hahah this is going to be torn to shreds..
hahha but such is life. eh?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:48:43 EDT (#)
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i commend your mother too, right in her dirty snatch
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:47:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:46:54 EDT (#)
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me too, she takes it like a champ