People Like Big Words. (+How To Waste 2-3 Minutes Of Your Life.... Actually, Mainly Just By Reading This. Long Titles Suck.) (292 hits)
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Submitted by moopy4u (View user info) at 2009-08-27 21:58:57 EDT
Words are like dicks.
Chicks love big... Words - There's nothing like a sophisticated conversation with a man who can use big words, and have certainty in the point he is implying. with an astonishing amount of males becoming stupider with time, intellectual conversation becomes harder and harder to find.
Guys love... Sex - Nuff said. On the endless journey to the center of the earth (That's my A.K.A term for into the females pants), A male must image dominance, and a matter of other "qualities".
If you appeal to the opposite sex, they will show interest. Eye contact is a starter of all fires. One false look can have you being peeled out by a(n) angry siginificant other. So secrecy is a must!
Then once submissive signals have been acquired/sent, you will know it's time to swoop in.
Such signals may be reflected in the following manner:
*The person makes you come with one finger (Yes, that purposely imposed some form of sexual innuendo)
*The person somehow moves from point A to point B in a split, and is now dancing with you/feeling you up.
*If they lick their lips, then bag the fucker! You're in with the Burger King grin!
Making conversation is the key point here,
Interesting subjects may be/or limited to:
*Weather
*Sports
*Movies or Actors
*Current news or Events
*Sex and the city (That's such a Samantha thing to say)
*Sex in general
*Sex positions
*Fastest ways back to your place
*Family (Nothing turns someone on more than the subject of your dead, past gay and mildly deformed brother)
But really, there are very few tips in this - But I do have a point, bare with me..
So not everyone can get laid okay. But it's easy when you look good. So stop doing Uni, Stop learning, and start focussing on your looks. Not your education!
Too many people use big words now days, and if this doesn't stop soon.... We will all end up getting fucked. There's no fucking ratio!
Think of it this way...
Words are like dicks,
If everyone used big words,
There will be dicks everywhere!
And with that, you'd better watch out.
Because whether you like it or not,
You're bound to get fucked sooner or later,
By words! Or dicks.. Either, or.
(Ie. If you spell incorrectly, and you use big words, people will rip you to shit. But if you talk like a twat/caveman, then no one will care, because everyone will think they are better than you. May this world slowly but surely devolve to prehistoric once more...)
Anyway, This post was done in memorial of Rob Pattinson from Twilight.
R.I.P. Your soul may be dead, but may the decayed, decrepit body that you occupy wonder this earth for years to come; Fag.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:01:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-28 03:53:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-08-28 03:49:08 EDT (#)
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Big words are like fast cars. People who can't drive'm will crash.
People who can drive 'm forgot about the race.
Your username sucks.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-08-28 02:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I realized that you were a retard with arrested development around the same time that i read the first sentence. The body of your work simply reinforced it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-27 23:57:57 EDT (#)
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and same color too.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE...LET'S FUCK!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-27 23:57:25 EDT (#)
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lol, i have those same exact underwear on as i type this
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2009-08-27 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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I get the oddest feeling like this guy wants -2.
Dude, terrible grammar.
It hurts a bit way down in my writing bone.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-08-27 23:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
reading this post made me dumber..i can't afford to be any dumber..i'm a blonde :(
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-27 22:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i considered giving this a positive rating, until i saw the pic.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-27 22:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
christ you're an idiot