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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2009-08-28 10:50:42 EDT
please limit your response to one paragraph
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-09-03 22:20:55 EDT (#)
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weird, i have no memory of posting this. weird because lately i haven't been drinking or smoking much
how am i?
i have the flu and feel fucked.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-09-03 19:16:44 EDT (#)
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why haven't you emailed me you lazy cunt?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-09-03 07:52:28 EDT (#)
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Good, good. Glad to see you're still kickin'.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-09-01 14:05:53 EDT (#)
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damn
any day I would read this and be optimistic...I'd be sickenly happy.. and bounce around with flowers in my hair.
But not today.
Today is disillusion day. Its introspective day. Its a day where for no damn reason at all that I am.....no, not glum. Not moody.... just....
Disappointed. (With what? Life? People? Reasons?)
And unsure about many, many things.
I watched 'The Reader' last night - maybe thats why. Maybe its because I am getting more into politics than I should care for.
Its ALL about 50-50.
I either a) care and try to make a difference or b) get myself of the grid somewhere and be a nomad.
The time is getting closer where I have to chose.
Well, sorry, but you asked.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-31 21:24:48 EDT (#)
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i'll rate this as my one line post has been rated.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2009-08-31 19:29:02 EDT (#)
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I set fire to a rack of fine dress slacks at the local Men's Wearhouse. Of course, these were on the sale rack, and when the associates tried to stop me, they realized that I was also distributing Dove bars, and as the store burned slowly into ashes, the wind that blew through our hair reminded me of times long past, when I had first loved a Scotsman.
Nothing's new. Little of this, little of that.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:38:08 EDT (#)
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Tres bien, merci. Et vous?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 16:26:06 EDT (#)
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top notch, sir. couldn't be better. and you?
Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-08-31 13:54:24 EDT (#)
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lief is good
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:31:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-29 16:10:11 CDT (#)
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LIVE!!!
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fuckhead below
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Would you mind removing your mouth from my balls please?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-29 17:10:11 EDT (#)
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LIVE!!!
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fuckhead below
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-29 11:12:51 EDT (#)
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Die
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-29 07:43:13 EDT (#)
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Got a cauliflower ear grappling and tried to drain it with a safety pin but the fucking thing got infected. Had an outrageous night last night that was summed up to me this morning:
Me: Wtf happened last night?
Joe: You made out with two chicks and spewed everywhere
Me: Oh.
And have to work tonight at 11pm which is going to be tough. Pretty fucking tired.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-28 19:44:11 EDT (#)
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Look at me; how can I face the day? Ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills are piling up. I got child support payments. And I don't know if any of what I just said is true, but I believe it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-28 15:52:57 EDT (#)
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i tried to email you the other day but they bounced back.
email me at apollo88.at.gmail.com and I'll reply from my real email address.
cheers.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-28 14:17:25 EDT (#)
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female ejaculatory ducts?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:30:02 EDT (#)
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Things are sensational!!! How are things with you!?!?! lol, I wuz like...surfing on the interweb the other night! and I saw a picture of some chicks eating ice cream, and it made me happy in my special spot, but then my mom walked in and told me "Bad boy!" and backhanded me across the room. It's okay though, because I probably deserved it. How long was your one paragraph minimum response allowed to be? I could likely do this shit all day, but I've got better things to do. Nice to not see you again!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:15:11 EDT (#)
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Things suck. How are things with you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:51:53 EDT (#)
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Well, I did just get paid to sleep and lie on a mattress for 1/2 hour and give my "expert" opinion. I'd say things are pretty fucking grand. I don't care and I'm not going to ask how you are but I hope it's pretty fucking rad, or shitty.
Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:40:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/123146#2928592
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:33:19 EDT (#)
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I sprayed these bushes with Roundup (poison) a while ago and they died and this morning I looked outside and a deer was munching on the brown, crunchy leaves like potato chips. That made my day!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:21:38 EDT (#)
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yeah i'm okay except i fingered this girl who had genital warts and then brushed my teeth. It's cool though because I used my finger.
fucked if I was going to use my toothbrush I'm not a moron.
is that two paragraphs? you know before this one.
wait.
you know before this one? god dammit can I start again?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:18:22 EDT (#)
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things are good. I took 6 months off of work and now i'm three weeks back at the grind. while its not as fun as smoking weed all day and playing video games I find the job fulfilling. my oldest sprat starts school in 2 weeks and the wifes on the rag. You?
Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:14:26 EDT (#)
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Could be worse. Could have cancer or something gawdawful like that. Could be better. I could live in a decent, first world nation like Switzerland or Denmark instead of this wigger producing shithole. Could be worse. I could be a female in Afghanistan. Could be better. I could be having sex with 17 beautiful 17 year old girls. Could be worse. I could be having sex with 17 dogs.
Wait..I am..scratch that.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:11:40 EDT (#)
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How about brush your teeth more often.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-28 10:58:40 EDT (#)
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im ok shandy, but the nerve in my wisdom tooth is dying and the weird thing is that to begin with it hurt when i drunk a cold drink, now it hurts when I eat and is fine when i drink!
im not sure what to make of it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 10:57:51 EDT (#)
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My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even siddown. But you know me - I can't complain.