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GBF : Chloe Danced the Tables in the French Quarter (776 hits)

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Rating: 1.06 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (View user info) at 2009-08-28 12:12:09 EDT


I was going to add some content, but fuck it.

10 +2s to whoever gets the song reference in the title.

dancesworsethanvandamme.gif (1 MB)

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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Har har!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR FALLING' BY NANCY FUCKIN SINATRA...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 16:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't wait for willartstorg to start TYPING IN CAPS AND USING LOTS OF EMOTICONS.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-31 12:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-29 17:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Chloe-Dancer-Crown-Of-Thorns-lyrics-Mother-Love-Bone/DC27DA44C99CC31548256C550009A576


yeah, simon is a real sharp mofo. give him those +2s, you stupid ass.

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Well, well, if it isn't Bubba's new alter stopping by to drop a -2 with a lame comment. You sure didn't last long on your haitus, did you?

I thought this was your alter, way to confirm it.

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-29 17:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Chloe-Dancer-Crown-Of-Thorns-lyrics-Mother-Love-Bone/DC27DA44C99CC31548256C550009A576


yeah, simon is a real sharp mofo. give him those +2s, you stupid ass.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-29 11:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it, I laughed.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-29 05:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Man, she caught that shit chin first, too...




Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-29 02:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

boomshakalaka....

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 15:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something by Led Zeppelin I think, can't remember the title. It's from the Singles soundtrack.

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It's Mother Lovebone and Simon already got the song title.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll admit this isn't as good as the classic Van Dance

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109278

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-28 14:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

meh.

Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

I just feel sorry for the goofy kid.

The Brazillian/Negro/Transvestite dancing in traffic, though, a post or two down, got what it deserved and that shit was goddamned funny.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something by Led Zeppelin I think, can't remember the title. It's from the Singles soundtrack.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, look...she fell.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mlb

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen was when someone who tripped and fell and twisted their ankle took a moment, got up calmly and brushed himself off, and then limped over to the asshole who was laughing at him, and cold cocked him.

I bet that guy thought twice about laughing at someone who has an accident after that.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-28 17:14:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love head trauma.

Minus the trauma.
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+2 for that

Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you get people to do that?
Sex, drugs, money?

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sally Can't Dance?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 other people's misfortunes.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Perhaps I was a little harsh. Watching a dumb bitch hit her head is pretty good. If only Sage was on that table I could laugh a little harder.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 09:19:01 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf is GBF?

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hahah, oops fail, that's what happens when you churn out a shit post in 30 seconds.
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I really shouldn't judge, I've made one contest entry, for UGR, and I'm pretty sure I posted as UBR.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, absolved of both.

Get to +2ing, Eric.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Crown of thorns.

Fuck off

==========================

Don't you have a VD to get diagnosed or a horse to groom or something?

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf is GBF?

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hahah, oops fail, that's what happens when you churn out a shit post in 30 seconds.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love head trauma.

Minus the trauma.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Crown of thorns.

Fuck off

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf is GBF?



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