What is a Dip Shit? (1178 hits)
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Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2009-08-30 12:54:17 EDT
I was High! I was so high that I...I found myself with my eyes closed, head and back on the floor, listening to the pause screen music of the video game mass effect. I sort of forgot about living in this world with rules and limits and time and space and went away for a bit.* When I came around I found that I was still on the ground clutching the leg of a chair I had taken into the living room, a room that had enough empty space to seat 9 people comfortably, in one fist and a long black plastic spoon that came from who knows where in the other. I looked like the lord our saviour jesus christ but Romans and Jews didn't crucify me NO I was crucified by some sticky ass weed.
Anyway that night I was thinking about this whores cunt drippings bucket and thought about how many times the word dip shit is used to describe the people around here. as seen herehttp://www.ubersite.com/m/123173#2928607
And then I thought, "how about eating a whole bag of sour cream and onion potato chips? That sounds AWESOME! Am I breathing right now? How long has it been since I last breathed? Oh, oh dear lord I can't remember! I better breathe really deep a couple of times to make up for lost breathing! AM I HAVING A HEART ATTACK?"
and then:
"Keep it cool poots just cool it on down. Your fine. Hey! Yes, who said that? Oh....oh that was me. Right!"
I went on like that, like a long drawn out smigel split personality moment telling me I'm ok and then onto not remebering where I set the remote and doing push ups and curls and crap like that I may have even done some laundry when I thought:
What the fuck is a dip shit anyway? I mean I know what a dip is and I know what a shit is but what the fuck does it mean when you combine the two words? Further more why do people feel like this is the first, last and ultimate line of defensive/offensive explatives found in this world and the next?
Oh did I go on like that for a while. Boy, if I could only remember...
So I came to you uber, who else, to PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that dipshit shouldn't belong in the human language for it does not only evoke an improper response that we have been conditioned to think is bad but that the people who use are indeed the dipshitters!
Hold the applause till after the lecture please.
Now....ON TO THE LECTURE!
I started my research by going back into deep space, (cheeky)cyber space that is, and looked up the word dip. You shall find below a selection from dictionary.com where today, 08/30/09 11:42 eastern us, alone 6,016,320 words were searched! Not the whole of last month or the whole of this year but today and today alone. Soooo credible that I'll wrestle any man woman or child that disputes that FACT! I have taken the liberty of typing things which may or may not make sense in with the dictionaries definitions of dip. I do not think I will be doing the same with shit as it is pretty good, when used properly, to use the word shit in any put down war.
Feast your eyes on this:
dip1  /dɪp/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [dip] Show IPA verb, dipped or (Archaic) dipt; dip⋅ping; noun
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-verb (used with object)
1. to plunge (something, as a cloth or sponge) temporarily into a liquid, so as to moisten it, dye it, or cause it to take up some of the liquid: He dipped the brush into the paint bucket.-
-dipping shit into a bucket doesn't really give me the sting of a good put down. It may work if your a painter as in-
the guy from before:Hey what are you doing painting left to right ARE YOU A ROOKIE or something didn't you watch karate kid 1 it's up and down fuck hole? And oh my god! Al get over here and look at what the new kid is doing!
al: New kid did you put shit in your paint bucket this morning?
newkid: yeah I did a shit in it!
al: what the fuck new kid your now dipping your paint brush into the bucket?
the guy from before: You are a dipshit!
maybe not so much.
2. to raise or take up by a bailing, scooping, or ladling action: to dip water out of a boat; to dip ice cream from a container.
-well that's just insane. ice cream shit? no sting. watery shit dip? I just don't get it.
3. to lower and raise: to dip a flag in salutation.
-your lower than the flag of the united states of america? is this what you guys are trying to say? Unpatriotic worked for bush and hannity but I don't think it's really that demoralizing.
4. to immerse (a sheep, hog, etc.) in a solution to destroy germs, parasites, or the like.
-What? shit sheep hog? what the fuck could a shit sheep hog be? sounds interesting but stingy? once again I have to argue against stinging quality here. funny though.
5. to make (a candle) by repeatedly plunging a wick into melted tallow or wax.
-Now I've heard it all. Shit candle? what a stinky scent for a candle I wonder if one day those yankee candles can come out with a shit scent. still ehhhhhh not so stingy.
6. Nautical. to lower and rehoist (a yard of a lugsail) when coming about in tacking.
-tacky shit? Is this like a pirates name that was not very good? Ol Captain dipshit couldn't rehoist his lugsail so good and became untacked so many times he was so aweful that captain dipshit? Nah. That's terrible too.
7. Archaic. to baptize by immersion.
-WWJD? baptizmal in shit is what. sting? not even a bit.
8. Obsolete. to moisten or wet as if by immersion.
-maybe. maybe if you call someone an obsolete peice of shit then maybe that would sting. I mean as far as shit goes to be an obsolete one would be pretty harsh. So I give you one maybe credible put down but still it is some weak sauce to put on a stingy dish!
-verb (used without object) 9. to plunge into water or other liquid and emerge quickly: The boat dipped into the waves.
more captain dipshit I think.
10. to put the hand, a dipper, etc., down into a liquid or a container, esp. in order to remove something (often fol. by in or into): He dipped into the jar for an olive.
-Jar shit? watery jar shit? funny too not stingy!
11. to withdraw something, esp. in small amounts (usually fol. by in or into): to dip into savings.
-bankers shit is no laughing matter and if I ever catch that mother fucker that stole my id I will do very naughty things to him or her probably him. Some shitting will be involved but this isn't what this is saying. No this is saying your cool cause your dipping into something that already exists. No worries what so ever so no sting.
12. to sink or drop down: The sun dipped below the horizon.
-turd sun? you come from a world whoose main energy source for sustaining life is a big round shit ball in the sky. that is pretty good but only if your trying to be funny once again so not really a sting on it. This one is more like a smegma pie that only you know is made from smegma and you don't tell anyone about it. Not really but smegma pie is pretty funny.
13. to incline or slope downward: At that point the road dips into a valley.
-Oh no please don't call me a chinese poop that would be very hysterical. Not so much stingy!
14. to decrease slightly or temporarily: Stock-market prices often dip on Fridays.
-boring unstingy!
15. to engage slightly in a subject (often fol. by in or into): to dip into astronomy.
-I would do the zzzz thing here if it weren't as boring as this put down would lead one to believe it is and would be. So boring that I can't even write coherent thoughts at the moment moving on!
16. to read here and there in a book, subject, or author's work (often fol. by in or into): to dip into Plato.
-OH MY GOD THEY KEEP GETTING MORE BORING AND UNSTINGY!
17. South Midland and Southern U.S. to take snuff.
-Like you like to put shit in your mouth instead of snuff! Funnyily unstingusus.
-noun 18. the act of dipping.
19. that which is taken up by dipping.
I got nothing with these two losers of the dipping definition.
20. a quantity taken up by dipping; the amount that a scoop, ladle, dipper, etc., will hold.
-Shit on this one it stinks!
21. a scoop of ice cream.
-scoop of poop? YOU SCOOP OF POOP! Just imagining someone saying that makes me giggle and not sting.
22. Chiefly Northern U.S. a liquid or soft substance into which something is dipped.
-Indian shit? Is it really that soft and liquidy?
23. a creamy mixture of savory foods for scooping with potato chips, crackers, and the like, often served as an hors d'oeuvre, esp. with cocktails.
-here we go. I serve you on my crackers for hors d'oevres at my rizty parties that often include potato chips and crackers and the like you little saucey dipshit you. Hilarious not stingy.
24. a momentary lowering; a sinking down.
do not lower me or sink me down. My ship is sailing away with captain dipshit and I do not want it to be lowered momentarily.
25. a moderate or temporary decrease: a dip in stock-market prices.
more of this inane boring bull shit. titty cacka...titicaca
26. a downward extension, inclination, slope, or course.
-Oh so it's back to chinese name calling eh? and an extension? like some ethnic girls wear in thier hair? Hair poop? Once again I go with side splittingly hilarious with the waiter forgot to bring the sting so there is not going to be a charge for it on your bill.
27. the amount of such extension.
-what?
28. a hollow or depression in the land.
-hollow depression is sad not so much stingy and land is just land.
29. a brief swim: She took a dip in the ocean and then sat on the beach for an hour.
That sounds like a great time. you may sun burn so bring your anti sting cream.
30. Geology, Mining. the downward inclination of a vein or stratum with reference to the horizontal.
boring nonsense.
31. the angular amount by which the horizon lies below the level of the eye.
eye pooper? you eye shit suck a fly! no thank you.
32. Also called angle of dip, inclination, magnetic dip, magnetic inclination. the angle that a freely rotating magnetic needle makes with the plane of the horizon.
more of this?
33. a short, downward plunge, as of an airplane.
airplane poo was funny in joe dirt, I got the poo on me, but that's about as far as the poop airplane relationship goes. It aint stingy so once again I says no.
34. a candle made by repeatedly dipping a wick into melted tallow or wax.
ever wanted to live in an outhouse but really can't stand all the buzzing flies? like the smell of cow pastures but don't want to step in all of that unsightly shit? Well yankee candles new shit scented candles are the perfect fit for you and your shit smelling desires.
35. Gymnastics. an exercise on the parallel bars in which the elbows are bent until the chin is on a level with the bars, and then the body is elevated by straightening the arms.
woah! gymnastical shit? You are so talented that even your shit can do a perfect 10 parallel
bars routine.
Thanks!
36. Slang. a pickpocket.
pickpocet shit? sounds funny in ways that I lack to verbally describe. maybe nounly or adjectively but definitely not verbally
—Idiom
37. at the dip, Nautical. not fully raised; halfway up the halyard: an answering pennant flown at the dip. Compare close (def. 75b).
Hey! Are you calling me a flacid turd? Cause I can totally live with that thank you for not making that putdown sting whatsoever.
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Origin:
bef. 1000; ME dippen (v.), OE dyppan; akin to G taufen to baptize, and to deep
Related forms:
dip⋅pa⋅ble, adjective, noun
Synonyms:
1. duck. Dip, immerse, plunge refer to putting something into liquid. To dip is to put down into a liquid quickly or partially and lift out again: to dip a finger into water to test the temperature. Immerse denotes a lowering into a liquid until covered by it: to immerse meat in salt water. Plunge adds a suggestion of force or suddenness to the action of dipping: to plunge a chicken into boiling water before stripping off the feathers. 2. scoop. 9. dive.
dip2  /dɪp/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [dip] Show IPA
-noun Slang. dipsomaniac.
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Origin:
by shortening
dip3  /dɪp/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [dip] Show IPA
-noun Slang. a naive, foolish, or obnoxious person.
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Origin:
prob. back formation from dippy
DIP  /dɪp/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [dip] Show IPA
-noun Computers. a packaged chip that connects to a circuit board by means of pins.
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Origin:
d(ual) i(n-line) p(ackage)
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douse, dunk, plunge, souse, angle of dip
so any moron can see that dip and shit do not belong together in any shape, form, or nautical party. I should know.....I'm a dipshit!
*I did want to just keep looking for ways to add the word and in there and for a moment contemplated writing a sentence full of nothing but ands.
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-02 08:52:15 EDT (#)
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thanks pandora that was very helpful.
p.s. I love that weed.
p.p.s. I love richar pryor but I don't remember that exact quote. My favorite is when he took acid and talked to hal 9000 and says, "hey look everybody, I can catch my hand."
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-02 08:45:25 EDT (#)
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http://fleshymeninpolyester.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/woman-sues-sox.jpg
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-02 03:44:38 EDT (#)
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I hate that "anxiety attack" pot. It makes me feel like Richard Pryor. "Oh shit, I forgot how to breathe!"
Oh, and this might be helpful:
http://www.drbilllong.com/CurrentEventsIX/Dipshit.html
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-01 16:00:29 EDT (#)
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I refuse to click on any link you should provide crazygism!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:21:20 EDT (#)
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Answer found here http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:41:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-01 11:55:24 EDT (#)
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I.O., J.B., M.N.T, W.T.N.T?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:30:23 EDT (#)
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tl,dr. -2
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:11:11 EDT (#)
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OMFG. When I was sober this made no sense.
Now that I'm high as shit, it all makes sense.....
Good shit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:30:09 EDT (#)
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wtfinrat
I was semi relieved and equally semi disappointed to not find a picture of myself here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 16:04:46 EDT (#)
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shlongy's the go to guy when you want dipshit info.
and i totally approve of this review your own post dozens of times thing you've got going on here.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-31 14:42:29 EDT (#)
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thanks!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-31 14:36:45 EDT (#)
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It's like a douchebag or an idiot
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-31 13:24:39 EDT (#)
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mass reviewer I can see how it can get confusing out there! I bet you didn't even read this but I have some tips for you in my convenient "here's some tips" section of this review.
here's some tips:
slow down for moment and breathe.
relax as you review
do some drugs before you review
remember: just because you suck at life doesn't mean that you should try to make it so everyone else does.
do more drugs before you review
breathe a moment more and gather your thoughts
pick a flower
pick your nose
relax.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-31 13:16:21 EDT (#)
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liquid your review doesn't match your rank.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-31 12:53:54 EDT (#)
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As soon as I start to wonder if I do too many drugs, I read this and I feel better.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-31 07:44:20 EDT (#)
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I don't think I've ever done crystal meth.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-31 06:07:09 EDT (#)
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Wow, crystal meth right?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-31 04:56:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-30 23:31:22 EDT (#)
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Definition of dipshit: Someone who voted for Obama, thinking he actually had good intentions for the well being of this country.
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Dude, your alter is showing...
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-30 23:31:22 EDT (#)
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Definition of dipshit: Someone who voted for Obama, thinking he actually had good intentions for the well being of this country.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2009-08-30 18:21:54 EDT (#)
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This site's infested with them.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:15:18 EDT (#)
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he's going to have to make a tough decision involving a cow, a pickle and young hot virgin of a woman. ***********
Q: What do a cow, a pickle, and a virgin have in common?
A: You can eat all of them.
Result: The cow is gone, the pickle is gone, but the virgin remains to be eaten again and again.
Bottom line: PICK THE VIRGIN!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:15:18 EDT (#)
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he's going to have to make a tough decision involving a cow, a pickle and young hot virgin of a woman.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:14:01 EDT (#)
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it's going to be about a virgin soldier with 10 dicks who hasn't been naked around anyone until he joins the service.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:12:53 EDT (#)
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the ten dicked soldier will be my next master peice
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:08:17 EDT (#)
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/Ale8longnecks.jpg/200px-Ale8longnecks.jpg
has anybody had this shit before?
I used to not like it but it has grown on me.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:06:40 EDT (#)
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but only for a little while
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 17:06:21 EDT (#)
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I'm back
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:07:35 EDT (#)
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YOu're right. You and Shandy are my spiritual guides. I'm going gay. Where's danger-ranger?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:05:06 EDT (#)
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be back tomorrow
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:04:33 EDT (#)
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definately no redhead though. soulless!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:03:53 EDT (#)
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Maybe a black woman
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:03:00 EDT (#)
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maybe going gay is a good option for you.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:02:25 EDT (#)
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sugar hips
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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if you do cheat make sure it's with someone anon so you don't have any strings attached and make sure they don't know where you live and work and your real name.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:59:27 EDT (#)
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funny you should ask.
I wouldn't do her man just based on the fact that I should have know what I was getting myself into before I went and wived, wifed a crazy person. Not your crazy ass wifes fault you fell for ruse. Also the redhead is probably more trouble than she is worth. What if you knock her crazy ass up HUH? Then you have two crazies to deal with and probably a sore peener from the herpes the red head gave you but you live with because she gives you booty more than 1 time out of eight.
I have been in your shoes at a younger age and tried both scenarios paused the game and went back to retry every way I could.
In my opinion it is always best to be kind to as much as you can stand and love as much as you can the person you are with. Until you feel like you might cut her in her sleep. Then divorce may be your best option but you need to come up with a plan so you don't support her. Like break a leg 2 or 3 times a year so you can't work but also can't get sued for alamony when you divorce her the next year stating that she wouldn't go to work or help out around the house while you were in dispose as your reason for divorcing.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:51:31 EDT (#)
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damn that mother fucker could talk and there is no way I'm getting in 50 more reviews in 5 minutes. Would you guys take over for me I have a thing?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:51:23 EDT (#)
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Suppose you were going to be 42 in two weeks. And suppose you hired a very cute but moderately insane 24-year-old red-head. And suppose she has been throwing herself at you for two weeks while you've been camping, even though you stink like a cow's twat. And suppose your wife hasn't slept with you for more than 8 months, because she's crazy, too, or maybe because you're a dick, but no, she's probably crazy, and doesn't bathe much, and she's grouchy, but maybe she doesn't like sex anymore because she's self-conscious about her own deteriorating mind and body. But what if your wife is still a pretty good mother to your beautiful child, even if she yells too much -- the old, grouchy wife, not the child who is perfect. And what if the red-head only wants you because you are in the position to maybe keep her employed. And what if you knew the red-head's boyfriend when he was eight years old. And what if you don't really want to pay alimony to a woman who has refused to work for seven years, and who is trying to get the government to take care of her, even thought you're pretty damn sure she could work, because you've seen her plant trees on weekends. Damn she's hateful.
Never mind. I know the answer. Stinky, disgusting sex with a red-head. You're welcome, Kaos. I'm not taking pictures.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:33:45 EDT (#)
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phone
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:33:05 EDT (#)
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alright I've got 20 minutes to do this so here I go
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:32:14 EDT (#)
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I should have said there was a camwhore of me whoring it up with whores in the title and nsfw that would have gotten some heat.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:30:31 EDT (#)
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his full name is billy clyde gillispie hence the segue
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:29:24 EDT (#)
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speaking of clydesdales did anybody hear about this fucker? http://www.mahalo.com/billy-gillispie-dui
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:28:05 EDT (#)
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it's going down like doodies on a clydesdale
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:27:49 EDT (#)
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oh it's happening
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:27:31 EDT (#)
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la choy? lahcoy? ahoy matey? who the fuck knows what chinese people say and spell?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:27:28 EDT (#)
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The kid doesn't like spicy. Most heated by noon.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:26:14 EDT (#)
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yeah? I like la choy too. nothing spicy in that jerked meat?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:25:40 EDT (#)
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Lachoy maybe
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:25:15 EDT (#)
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I typed sausages not cider. Did you go out and put cider on bread and mustard?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:24:44 EDT (#)
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NO FUCKING...HMMM...no fucking teriyaki, however you spell it. La Choy soy sauce and black pepper. Yeah...I know BLT, La Choy sucks like the Mets and the d'backs. Except for jerky.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:24:00 EDT (#)
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I made some bison burgers the other day I wonder how well it would jerk up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:22:48 EDT (#)
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huh.....cider seems to be rotting my liver
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:22:12 EDT (#)
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mmmmmm. what spices are you using? no terriyaki I assume.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:21:58 EDT (#)
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YOU CAN DO IT
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:21:00 EDT (#)
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that is an awesome picture of a big daddy and the little sisters from the game bio shock. the big daddies are the protectors of the sisters a group of girls who had horrible scientific experiments on them that cause them never to get old and to carry a very rare and valuable material/syrum whatever the fuck it was called adam. Everyone that lives in the underwater city in bioshock wants to kill the sister to drain them of thier adam.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:20:51 EDT (#)
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beef - cross rib steaks
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:17:49 EDT (#)
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http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bioshock_anime_hires.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:16:17 EDT (#)
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that is mass effect the game I mentioned earlier. I've almost got it beat in time for mass effect 2.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:15:15 EDT (#)
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http://gallery.techarena.in/data/500/Mass-Effect-Images.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:13:55 EDT (#)
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fuck it
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:13:41 EDT (#)
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I'm going for 100 self reviews
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:08:51 EDT (#)
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I can't do it alone
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:07:37 EDT (#)
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what type of meat are you curing?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:07:09 EDT (#)
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http://www.jerkyhq.com/2008/02/mingua-brothers.html
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:04:59 EDT (#)
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Most heated. You can do it, poots.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:02:32 EDT (#)
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I know I'm getting bigger and uglier. Fuck it.
I didn't buy the jerky. Maybe soon. I recently had a bad experience with some store-bought stuff. Making jerky today, as it turns out, if I can see straight later. Thanks for the reminder, though. I was thinking about your suggestion after eating the shitty store-bought stuff.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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hmm...http://www.championoaksranch.com/images/mares/Rose.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:59:40 EDT (#)
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I meant to ask you lungfish how that jerky turned out for you. Mingy brothers.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:58:56 EDT (#)
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it worked! they get bigger and uglier than that you would know if the fucking other links worked.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:57:56 EDT (#)
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Far out.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:56:43 EDT (#)
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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/723102971_bb3d860ef5.jpg?v=1212415712- another
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:56:15 EDT (#)
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well son of a bitch
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:55:48 EDT (#)
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http://animal-world.com/horses/Draft-Horse-Breeds/images/ClydesdaleWPD_AcUwPPd.jpg....found another just for you.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:54:34 EDT (#)
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fuck beans
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:54:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.coolhorsepictures.info/data/media/10/Clydesdale%20Horse%200005.JPG-there you go doodies I found that just for you sir.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:51:23 EDT (#)
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Tennessee walker, fyi
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:49:44 EDT (#)
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No i didn't read it :(
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:44:15 EDT (#)
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disregard the dipshittyness below I have no idea what I say or type half the time.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:43:26 EDT (#)
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doodles? your wit is astounding but I never thought you would put me so witty as to not have a comeback.
I am standing here beside myself.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:33:17 EDT (#)
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this is for posterity's sake so please, be honest!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:32:20 EDT (#)
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I say clydesdale
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:31:21 EDT (#)
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Doodles what kind of a horses ass are you?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:24:43 EDT (#)
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and if you can't read then how are you reading the things that I type? are you dictating for someone?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:23:39 EDT (#)
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well ei you should go out and eat some greasy sausages on bread with mustard!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:22:52 EDT (#)
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I already pointed that out doodles at the end of the story. None of you guys read this did you?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:18:53 EDT (#)
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DIPSHIT
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:18:51 EDT (#)
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im hungover, so cant read
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:18:16 EDT (#)
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so you didn't read it then ei?
this story is all about you shlongster!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:16:45 EDT (#)
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bored again!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:15:41 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the fuck this post is about but you can't go wrong in quoting Shlongy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:13:11 EDT (#)
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it looks reaaly boring
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:11:29 EDT (#)
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too much shit for you to take in?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:11:00 EDT (#)
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im even more bored after reading that
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-30 13:08:28 EDT (#)
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man I'm bored