Attn: Jack McCallum (1060 hits)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (View user info) at 2009-09-02 13:04:41 EDT
If you are an ordinary rational user and/or Shlongy, feel free to skip to the pic at the end.
Dear Jack,
Routinly you smear the front page with your rascist drivel and simple minded cliche viewpoints which are responded to with a slew of "-2 STFU". Yet you tenaciously persist with subjecting the masses with your incessant bullshit. Do you think you will "open our eyes"? That everyone will see the error of their ways, and concede to your brilliant understanding of the human condition? When everyone unanimously disagrees with your far right minorities are evil, everyone should speak english, any kind of societal support systems are stealing your money, other countries should eb bombed out of existance if they don't think the US republican party is the only system of governance that the entire world should follow, there is only one of two possibilities:
A) You and a handful of inbred rednecks from Backwater, Arkansas are the only beacons of knowledge in a world of unintelligent simians and the true bastion of higher learning
B) The combined intuition and wisdom of the educated collective of commentators that is in disagreement may indeed provide a more inspired and accurate view and a more balanced, practical and intelligent opinion on current events.
Jack, the simple laws of probability would definately favour the latter as the correct answer.
And before you spew about your "free speech", go ahead and check your hypocrisy at the door. I love your version of free speech, which permisses the spouting of hate speech, racism, and your fascist ideals, but forbids discourse on equality, fairness, the rights of minorities to have conversations in their native tongues, the rights of people with alternate religious, social and spiritual viewpoints to express their interpretation and the rights of people to point out that you are a complete asshat.
No one appreciates your tired, cliched bullshit.
Why don't you find a good white supremacist site to spew your gibberish on as no one here cares what you have to say.
In short, why don't you hold up too your word and just Shut. The. Fuck. Up. And when you GTFO, take your bumchum Bubba with you.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-08 16:34:54 EDT (#)
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that blonde is hot, though
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2009-09-04 15:38:33 EDT (#)
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The pic is not completely genuine. Tracy's password was stolen.
http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/22/4chan-hacked-facebook-pictures/
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-04 13:03:11 EDT (#)
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What's worse about that picture is that she's "engaged"....bwahahaha.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-09-03 18:22:14 EDT (#)
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jack, there's no shame in being gay.
unless of course you have posted lots of anti gay hate on the internet.
but you've not done that of course.
a self-hating homo it all makes sense now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-03 18:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-03 18:00:31 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA! What a goddamned loser!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111055#2930306
Fish = no1hasdis.
Bait = me.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-03 12:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 22:10:39 EDT (#)
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Some data for your spreadsheet:
1- I don't live in San Francisco.
2- I don't have anywhere near 12 cats.
3- My jacket is leather, but it has worn patches, a few small tears and ground-in dust. It's kind of grungy, actually, but perfect for the crazy climate changes you get in Northern California.
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hahaha
"No way, I'm not gay, I only work in SF and photograph naked men at pride parades, but I live in the suburbs and I like only have 7 cats and my leather jacket is worn in and dusty, that makes it totally masculine"
What a fucking closet homo. Just admit it already Rohm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-03 11:59:21 EDT (#)
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Buahahahahahahahaah...That FB stuff is CLASSIC!
Get me her number, will ya?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-03 11:30:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-09-02 23:11:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
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Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
lol
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-03 11:29:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:25:16 EDT (#)
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Jack is probably laughing his ass off at you for taking his bait. I am.
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Um, ya, in case you missed it, the ones chomping on bait like a starving pike at sunset would be the cat weilding Ernst Rohm and his sidekick Bam Bam Bigelow.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-03 10:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
His views are shit. But without his shit views, you wouldn't have anything to be so wonderfully indignant about, would you? And what would you really have to do if he left? The KK thing has been boring for a while now, and you can only call Sico a grammar wigger so many times before it gets outright dull.
So what then?
This place is like a stagnant marriage bordering on a fucking divorce.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-03 03:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to picture Jack "the outsider" mccallum as Batman (adam west style), who feel into no1's (the penguin) dastardly trap.
On the cusp of no1's ultimate victory welfare queen (robin, queer version) comes to try and foil no1.
However due to never having a job, being a fat chain smoker, and deep seated sexual issues; he fucks it up and gets raped by the joker before getting shot in the face and gotham is destroyed
it's really, fucking cool
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Here, everyone read this... slowly & carefully.
I think there's a clue here.
I think Doodles just might be Electro's evil twin brother!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-09-03 00:49:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122991#2922528
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-02 21:27:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
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fuck this guy is awesome. id let this quebec fag suck my dick anytime.
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*jots something down*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 23:32:17 EDT (#)
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jack just called himself grungy...lol
http://www.visual-music.org/images/groupes/Nirvana.jpg
UNCANNY!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-09-02 23:11:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
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Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
lol
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-09-02 22:18:50 EDT (#)
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A) You and a handful of inbred rednecks from Backwater, Arkansas are the only beacons of knowledge in a world of unintelligent simians and the true bastion of higher learning
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And your version of prejudice is better than his, why?
Words to the wise (and to you) if you are going to harangue someone about their prejudice, make sure that you're not being a hypocrite while doing it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 22:10:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
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Some data for your spreadsheet:
1- I don't live in San Francisco.
2- I don't have anywhere near 12 cats.
3- My jacket is leather, but it has worn patches, a few small tears and ground-in dust. It's kind of grungy, actually, but perfect for the crazy climate changes you get in Northern California.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-02 21:27:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
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fuck this guy is awesome. id let this quebec fag suck my dick anytime.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-02 20:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
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Why do you do it, Jack? It's like a feminazi living in a monastery. Wouldn't you be better off in Texas, where niggers get what's comin' to em?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:13:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:04:25 EDT (#)
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Same with Caul, really.
I mean, anybody who has taking an even casual glance at his posts and reviews recently can see he's unhappy.
Of course, Caul a unique bastard of the highest caliber, (nothing new there) but I still feel kinda bad for the faggot.
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haha, this is great.
please elaborate on why i'm "recently" (wtf?) unhappy. seriously, explain.
you throw a fucking fit over a defunct internet forum and *I*'m unhappy?
je lol, beaucoup. ***
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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even if i sucked a thousand dicks a day and walked around on high heels with feathers in my ass, it wouldn't be nearly as gay as a man owning 12 cats living in san francisco, wearing a slick leather jacket.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:13:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:13:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:04:25 EDT (#)
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Same with Caul, really.
I mean, anybody who has taking an even casual glance at his posts and reviews recently can see he's unhappy.
Of course, Caul a unique bastard of the highest caliber, (nothing new there) but I still feel kinda bad for the faggot.
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haha, this is great.
please elaborate on why i'm "recently" (wtf?) unhappy. seriously, explain.
you throw a fucking fit over a defunct internet forum and *I*'m unhappy?
je lol, beaucoup.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:02:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:00:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
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Are oyu on about penis tasting again, JAcquelynn? You have printouts of all Caulaincourts camwhores pasted to your walls don't you?
You probably stand there staring wistfully while stroking your cat. "He will join us one day, my precious"
Anyone want to take a bet on which happens first between a) Jack actually coming to terms with his repressed homo-sexuality and getting caught picking up a male prostitute or B) kaos queen coming to terms with his "disability" and getting a job?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to picture Jack "the outsider" mccallum as Batman (adam west style), who feel into no1's (the penguin) dastardly trap.
On the cusp of no1's ultimate victory welfare queen (robin, queer version) comes to try and foil no1.
However due to never having a job, being a fat chain smoker, and deep seated sexual issues; he fucks it up and gets raped by the joker before getting shot in the face and gotham is destroyed
it's really, fucking cool
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, reel it in, there, bud. Just because he 'tasted penis' it doesn't mean he is gay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Same with Caul, really.
I mean, anybody who has taking an even casual glance at his posts and reviews recently can see he's unhappy.
Of course, Caul a unique bastard of the highest caliber, (nothing new there) but I still feel kinda bad for the faggot.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no1hasdis will always stoop for the low blow and the chaep shot.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:01:09 EDT (#)
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Dude, give it up.
Is your life that miserable, are you that great a failure, that you must constantly harass internet strangers to make yourself feel better?
Like, does doing so somehow make YOUR life look less unbearable by comparison?
Man, I'm sorry...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:43:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:22:42 EDT (#)
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I know. And I attempt to do it even good god damn time I sit down at this keyboard to write.
Do I fail miserably at it? Yeah, probably more often than not. But sometimes, I DO get a good one out.
And I'll be damned if I don't love trying...
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If at first you don't succeed try again.
If after 546 attempts you still fail, it's maybe time to try something new.
Although, if you are going insist on keeping up the writing, might I suggest a new genre?
I was thinking you should maybe apply your writing experience to non-fiction, specifically the category "Resume". Writing in this area can sometimes result in the added benefit of something known to most of us productive types as "Employment". You might want to look into it, it's a cool part of the adult world that rewards you with things called "self reliance", "pride", and "money earned". Worth a looksy, although it might interfere with some of your other activities like sitting around all day sticking your beads up your ass while jerking off to smurf porn.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:41:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:38:30 EDT (#)
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And btw, I'm the first one to say my stuff is trash. I have no problem with that.
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For Real.
I tell everyone that my stuff is "Low-Brow, Escapist Crap."
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:38:30 EDT (#)
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*suggests Caul look up the word experienced in the dictionary*
kk IS experienced. As I am. We've been writing for years, and we can tell decent stories. That is experience.
Are we successful? Not by any 'wow, that's cool' standards. Have we sold book to complete strangers? Yes. Do we keep trying? Yes... Unlike ubercritics like no1 who tried a few stories, burst into tears and never tried again and now vents his untalented spleen on kk and me.
kk's writing is not for all tastes, nor is mine. Can each of us tell a story that people enjoy? Sure we can. kk has a shitload on uber and pulsehead. As for me, search 'pandemic' on uber. I'm not talking about ratings, I'm talking about simple comments like, 'I enjoyed it, please do more.' You know, like when you plug no1 in the ass, or come to his cyber-rescue.
And btw, I'm the first one to say my stuff is trash. I have no problem with that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:24:19 EDT (#)
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har har, kaos king thinks he's an experienced writer
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:22:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:58:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:48:14 EDT (#)
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Yet another one who says OH I WRITE LOTS OF FICTION and utterly lacks the balls to post any of it here, even anonymously. HAHAHAHAHA. What a sad little shit you are.
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When did I say LOTS, Jacko? I said I've written fiction before. And honestly, I'm not going to bother digging it up and typing it out here, becuase I don't think it was of sufficient quality to bother. I was only pointing out in repsonse to kaos queen that I have indeed written before, it's not like it's some magical ability to write up a fictional story. To have somehting exceptionally good is certainly a trick though. Hell, after all your attempts which have consistantly failed, you know it better than anyone.
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Hmmm...
So you say you have written fiction before. Written it more than once? Let's say you've written 10 pieces. Now, according to your own words, you say it's not very good. Actually, you say it's "(not) of sufficient quality to bother." Indeed, you seem to expect something "exceptionally good." Interesting. I think this says a lot more about YOU than it does Jack or I.
What do YOU consider to be "exceptionally good?" Let's concentrate on well-known published writer, shall we? You DO realize there is vast difference of opinion in the publishing landscape, right? For instance, Stephen King is just as hated as he is adored; yet he is a multi-millionaire. He said Stephanie Meyer (Twilight books) sucked, but she TOO, is now a millionaire. Harlan Ellison is considered a genuis by his peers, but he's hardly a household name. Is it done by quantity? Thomas Harris (Silence Of The Lambs) has only written 5 books! Have you ever heard of Mary Faulkner? She holds the record for having penned over 900 freakin' books.
In any case, what makes YOU think your tales aren't any good; maybe they're excellent. Are you going by your own (possibly insanely high standards) or by something one or two people have told you? You never know. I've written stuff I'v thought was great only to have a majority of people tell me it was crap... and vice versa. I've had stuff that I simply thought was 'meh' get great reviews. No, it's not some Magic Ability to write fiction - but it IS difficult to connect with readers' imagination in a way that will make them actually give a shit about characters & plot.
I know. And I attempt to do it even good god damn time I sit down at this keyboard to write.
Do I fail miserably at it? Yeah, probably more often than not. But sometimes, I DO get a good one out.
And I'll be damned if I don't love trying...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:22:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:18:11 EDT (#)
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i'm sure it has absolutley nothing to do with the fact that it always gets a rise out of you jack.
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Shhhh, never clue in a retard, it takes out the fun.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:20:45 EDT (#)
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It's kind of like an emoticon. +2 means I'm smiling, -2 means I'm laughing my ass off at how incompetant you are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:18:11 EDT (#)
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i'm sure it has absolutley nothing to do with the fact that it always gets a rise out of you jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:16:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:09:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:55:28 EDT (#)
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See that? He simply can't resist.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123204#2929864
However, I can. Therefore I am the better man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123202#2929841
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Somehow your belief that how some one selects meaningless little numbers on a near dead website determines their depth of character isn't really that surprising.
Fucking moron.
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Yet you take the time to click -2 instead of just leaving a meaningless little '0' in the 'rank this item' window. Most curious.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't this what Uber is for?
As well as being a SERIOUS WRITERS FORUM, GODDAMIT, it is also a place for people to hate/love/fuck/cook for/ and produce detailed histories that reflect all the above. And other things, but I won't link to Lemonparty, as I'm sure we've all got it saved on the C:Drive for potential future use.
I will be rating Jack's post with the same rating for the same reason.
Why else do people come here?
Can't we all just get along with the circle jerk that has been comfortably created over the years, and discuss things over glasses of fine wine and punches to the face?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:10:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:02:48 EDT (#)
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Do you know how to use the space bar when writing fiction or is you rodd w riting st yle endemic to all of your typing?
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hahahah, mark the calender, Jack actually made me laugh.
It's the fucking keyboard, I need a new one.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:09:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:55:28 EDT (#)
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See that? He simply can't resist.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123204#2929864
However, I can. Therefore I am the better man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123202#2929841
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Somehow your belief that how some one selects meaningless little numbers on a near dead website determines their depth of character isn't really that surprising.
Fucking moron.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:02:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:58:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:48:14 EDT (#)
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Yet another one who says OH I WRITE LOTS OF FICTION and utterly lacks the balls to post any of it here, even anonymously. HAHAHAHAHA. What a sad little shit you are.
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When did I say LOTS, Jacko? I said I've written fiction before.
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Do you know how to use the space bar when writing fiction or is you rodd w riting st yle endemic to all of your typing?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:58:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:48:14 EDT (#)
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Yet another one who says OH I WRITE LOTS OF FICTION and utterly lacks the balls to post any of it here, even anonymously. HAHAHAHAHA. What a sad little shit you are.
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When did I say LOTS, Jacko? I said I've written fiction before. And honestly, I'm not going to bother digging it up and typing it out here, becuase I don't think it was of sufficient quality to bother. I was only pointing out in repsonse to kaos queen that I have indeed written before, it's not like it's some magical ability to write up a fictional story. To have somehting exceptionally good is certainly a trick though. Hell, after all your attempts which have consistantly failed, you know it better than anyone.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:55:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:40:04 EDT (#)
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Brian, it's no mroef lawed then your original stupid statement. Let's say I've never picked up a shovel. That doesn't mean if i walk by a guy banging it on the ground, but failing to dig it in and start a hole, I can't point out he's doing it wrong.
I don't have to write shit to point out when you a Jack pound out a bunch of poorly formed sentances that an entertaining piece of fiction has failed to materialize.
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okay
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:48:49 EDT (#)
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update your browser, there are new and funny pictures all about the internet.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:48:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:53:52 EDT (#)
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Just because I choose not to post my fiction here, doesn't mean I don't write.
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Yet another one who says OH I WRITE LOTS OF FICTION and utterly lacks the balls to post any of it here, even anonymously. HAHAHAHAHA. What a sad little shit you are.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:40:04 EDT (#)
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Brian, it's no mroef lawed then your original stupid statement. Let's say I've never picked up a shovel. That doesn't mean if i walk by a guy banging it on the ground, but failing to dig it in and start a hole, I can't point out he's doing it wrong.
I don't have to write shit to point out when you a Jack pound out a bunch of poorly formed sentances that an entertaining piece of fiction has failed to materialize.
Don't you have a disability check to go cash so you can head down to Wednesday night happy hour and join the other welfare bums, or "artists" as you may fancy yourselves, to get drunk and pat each other on the back for the brilliant entertainment contribution you make to the world in exchange for living off their hard earned dollars?
Actually it's funny how despite the fact that you and Jack are polar opposites in every way, you both unite together when it comes to defending your delusions of literary talent. Self-published hacks of the world unite!
You two chimps are great for humour, I'll give you that much.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44802#2439606
Yeah, because I always -2 McCallum fiction don't I?
Lose your messiah complex Jack. The world isn't out ot persecute you, because you are secretly the saviour of uber. You get -2 when you post crap.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have stated that you harbor no ill-will towards him when it comes to his fiction writing.
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His -2s on my fiction posts are purely tough-love.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**blink - blink**
Wow, no1, that train of logic is... well, wonderfully flawed.
Do I need OathMeal to come in here and explain why (A + B = orange) is an invalid statement?
Regardless, as I stated, as much as I dislike McCallum's politics, my respect for him as a writer outweighs those other issues.
You have stated that you harbor no ill-will towards him when it comes to his fiction writing.
However, YOU feel his political stance IS a far greater 'evil' when compared with his prose.
Fair enough.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love cave lol
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
His politics still suck ass, though.
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Heed the Bead-Wearer. He speaks the truth.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because I choose not to post my fiction here, doesn't mean I don't write. Further, just because I don't post fiction here, doesn't mean I can't say I didn't enjoy Jack's latest offering. Much like just because I don't practise bestiality, doesn't mean I can't condemn Jack's cat molesting ways. Besides, I don't critique Jack's fiction, I critique his anti-social, mysogynistic, bigoted bile.
At any rate, going by your line of logic, how can you be so quick to inform everyone how their tax dollars are spent when you don't pay taxes? How can you critique others sense of spirituality and faith, when you're just a nihilistic little douche who doesn't believe in anything outside of free money for menthols and brew? Hypocrisize much Brian? Those who can't lead, work. Those who can't work mooch of the old government tit.
Speaking of which, how goes the job hunting? Imaginary illnesses still interfering in the ol' employment situation?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Granted, I can't stand McCallum's politics... (Although the whole language thing is kind of an issue with me.)
Regardless, he IS a great writer.
Yes, yes... a number of you are going to swoop in here and tell me how wrong I am.
Of course, every one of you little douchebags so quick to inform me of Jack's inability to write quality literature haven't ever actually written a piece of fiction in YOUR lives, so... you can get right fucked. How's that line go again? "Those Who Can't Do, Teach. Those Who Can't Teach, Critique." Yeah, a whole lotta people critique Jack's work. Maybe that says something about him as a writer.
His politics still suck ass, though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My bad dude. I wasn't really targeting you, per se. This one might make up for your stupidity: Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Diggeh/0188246f5532ffa93d4bf4140acc9807.jpg NSFW
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I found a Jack McCallum screen name here: http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
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Why I would be so fucking stupid as to click a link you put up is a mystery for which there can be no answer.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no way in hell that facebook thing is real. It's just not possible for anyone to be that pathetic.
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This is not a shop. It's real.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was dumm.
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Say the chubby, acne-scarred nerd with the bad beard. Seriously, I'm glad you didn't like this, if you did enjoy something I wrote I'd be concerned. You drink Lucky bear for fuck sakes, you tasteless child. Go run along and talk to your little friends about transformers or your xbox or whatever while you get drunk on 3 cans of beer you pathetic shit. This post is for the adults.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was dumm.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no way in hell that facebook thing is real. It's just not possible for anyone to be that pathetic.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-09-02 15:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is this bitch 'Engaged' but has been abstinent for months?
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to quit, but it's so damn hard. Uber uses voodoo or something...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I found a Jack McCallum screen name here: http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-09-02 18:37:41 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dedicating an Uber post to call out someone is so pre-2006.
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But it is still fun.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dedicating an Uber post to call out someone is so pre-2006.
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Your relevance is so pre-2006.
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-09-02 14:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why so angry? You two need to sit down for tea!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dedicating an Uber post to call out someone is so pre-2006.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no1hasdis, you should calm down, relax, and snort a fat line of coke off the erect penos of a French-Canadian manwhore....TABARNAK!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack is probably laughing his ass off at you for taking his bait. I am.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm studying Chemical Engineering because I have a life long desire to build meth labs for pregnant women.
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An admirable endeavour to be sure.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jr. Chemist, bitch and I will use my fisher price set on you, thank you very much.
I'm studying Chemical Engineering because I have a life long desire to build meth labs for pregnant women.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tracy got "poked"
AHAHAHAHA FACEBOOK JOKE
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Granted I should have proof-read, but I churned this out at work, and have to type it quickly in small spurts between interuptions, so you'll just have to use your superior literay skills to mentally correct the grammar and spelling errors while you read. Given that you are highly paid, top notch chemist, I'm convinced you have the intellectual capacity to accomplish said task.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
0 overall, because let's face it. You're barely a member of this site and yet you have the balls to call out an established member, albeit bigot, racist, etc. shit stain. If you are gonna do this, especially calling into judgment his intelligence, the least you could do is spell properly, proofread, and in turn not have your own intelligence questioned.
I decided to give you +1 because the past two days you made me laugh out loud twice. 2 lol/2days = 1, +1.
Keep up the good work.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 message!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You misspelled routinely, the very first word of your letter to Jack.
Also, what dipshit takes the time to block out all of the people's name except is too stupid to block out the last name.
Now, to finish reading...and hopefully give a better rating.