Theory Of Evolution Debunked By 5th Grader (391 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -1.47 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2009-09-03 16:14:08 EDT
After one hundred and fifty years, the debate over Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution has finally been put to rest. Despite countless studies by renown scholars, the Theory of Evolution was totally dismissed as unfounded speculation thanks to a simple observation made by a fifth grade student from Des Moines, Iowa.
David Wilson, the 5th grader from Iowa, was riding in the car with his mother. His mother had turned the radio on to a country music station. After a commercial break, the station began playing a new song by Taylor Swift.
Wilson asked his mother why they were playing such lousy music. "It's 2009. Aren't things supposed to get better Mommy?" he asked. That innocent comment got his mother thinking. According to the Theory of Evolution, overtime species are to evolve and improve. However, the existence of Taylor Swift, her music, and people who enjoy her music are several flaws in Darwin's masterpiece.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-09-09 15:20:27 EDT (#)
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Oh yes. Well done. I see what you did here. Smart, aren't you.
Submitted by astyanax777 (user info) at 2009-09-09 14:29:32 EDT (#)
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utter shit. what a pathetic attempt at being clever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-09 12:37:48 EDT (#)
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the word is 'debónked'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-08 16:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-08 19:55:27 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:29:39 EDT (#)
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i must be the only person in the world who thinks lady gaga is pretty attractive, moreso than taylor swift.
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you are. have you considered that you may be gay?
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yeah....ive considered it.................
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:55:48 EDT (#)
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Whoops. Wrong 2.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:55:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:29:39 EDT (#)
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i must be the only person in the world who thinks lady gaga is pretty attractive, moreso than taylor swift.
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you are. have you considered that you may be gay?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:29:39 EDT (#)
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i must be the only person in the world who thinks lady gaga is pretty attractive, moreso than taylor swift.
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Dude now that's just weird.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:29:39 EDT (#)
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i must be the only person in the world who thinks lady gaga is pretty attractive, moreso than taylor swift.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-08 13:42:37 EDT (#)
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There is one reason and one reason alone why she sells records:
http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/taylor-swift.jpg
and THAT'S a better reason than why Lady GaGa is still around
(I still can't believe her very existence is not an elaborate hoax perpetrated by insiders in the music industry).
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1.) I'm pretty sure the song "Poker Face" has some sort of subliminal audio track that gets inside your mind and simultaneously convinces you it's catchy while also eating away at your IQ.
2.) Has anyone actually, like... LOOKED at this chick? I've seen Hidden101 post FAR more believable trannies here on Uber!
http://s7icky.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ladygagatrl_1.jpg
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ladygaga.png
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-08 13:42:37 EDT (#)
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There is one reason and one reason alone why she sells records:
http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/taylor-swift.jpg
and THAT'S a better reason than why Lady GaGa is still around (I still can't believe her very existence is not an elaborate hoax perpetrated by insiders in the music industry).
Submitted by mamboabouttostrike (user info) at 2009-09-08 13:13:11 EDT (#)
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Funny!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-08 11:34:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-03 19:13:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/7-12.pdf
Are you the retard that posted this link?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-03 17:15:29 EDT (#)
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This went about as well as could be expected.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-03 17:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2009-09-03 21:22:33 BST (#)
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this was as funny as a Seinfield Joke
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They had jokes in Seinfield? I must have missed that episode.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-09-03 17:00:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:38:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-09-03 15:33:04 CDT (#)
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facepalm
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and then a temple rub.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:33:04 EDT (#)
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facepalm
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:31:34 EDT (#)
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Wow...And I didn't have to pay $80,000 in tuition for this lesson.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:30:59 EDT (#)
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Your level of unfunny is reaching critical bubba mass.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:22:33 EDT (#)
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this was as funny as a Seinfield Joke
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:22:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2779135
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-03 16:15:18 EDT (#)
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