Re: Inferior Acting Pleasant People (903 hits)
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Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2009-09-04 02:04:35 EDT
Keep on rocking my face off with unflappable niceness!
Everyone else, you can eat a giant bowl of my nuts.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-08 11:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unflappable niceness gets so very tiresome.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-07 13:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you look kind of like this guy http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Knocked_Up/knocked_up_movie_image_jay_baruchel.jpg
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-06 09:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-05 00:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I worked at a high-tech startup where the receptionist doubled as the buyer. She was 19 and had three kids by two different guys, and was engaged to a third. She never could grasp the difference between male and female connectors. Every time she had to order connectors she'd have to ask me which was male and which was female. I was afraid she'd accuse me of sexual harrassment if I explained it, so I never did.
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HAH I can see where that would be a touchy issue! I mean how do you say it?
X54 - "ok ok debbie, you see how this end of the connector has a tip, and a shaft, its kinda shaped like a........*hand gesture followed by blank stare from debbie*......ok lets try something else.....you see this end of the connector 'recieves' the other piece, its kind of 'accepts' it as its 'inserted'? What can you think of that accepts a shaft shaped piece?"
Debbie - "pencil sharpener?"
X54 - "you're a fucking moron"
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-09-05 20:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just threw up in my mouth a little. You look like a retarded version of Jeff Goldblume.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-05 13:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nice soul patch.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-05 13:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-05 08:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so wonderfully gay...
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-05 00:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 12:05:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-04 14:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 06:15:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're eyebrows look like velcro....not the manly "pitcher" section of the velcro, the bitch "catcher" section of the velcro.
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That's a rather revealing bit of anthropomorphism there, Sarge. Truly manly men think of hooks and loops as "male" and "female."
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when working construction the part that enters is always called male, the reciever is always female. In plumbing, electrical, just about everything.
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I worked at a high-tech startup where the receptionist doubled as the buyer. She was 19 and had three kids by two different guys, and was engaged to a third. She never could grasp the difference between male and female connectors. Every time she had to order connectors she'd have to ask me which was male and which was female. I was afraid she'd accuse me of sexual harrassment if I explained it, so I never did.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-09-04 17:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah the other jonas brother... you know the pot head one
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-09-04 15:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you look like a jonas brother..totally gay
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 15:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-04 14:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 06:15:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're eyebrows look like velcro....not the manly "pitcher" section of the velcro, the bitch "catcher" section of the velcro.
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That's a rather revealing bit of anthropomorphism there, Sarge. Truly manly men think of hooks and loops as "male" and "female."
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when working construction the part that enters is always called male, the reciever is always female. In plumbing, electrical, just about everything.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-04 14:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 06:15:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're eyebrows look like velcro....not the manly "pitcher" section of the velcro, the bitch "catcher" section of the velcro.
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That's a rather revealing bit of anthropomorphism there, Sarge. Truly manly men think of hooks and loops as "male" and "female."
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-09-04 11:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hah.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-04 10:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd eat my OWN nuts...
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll eat the bowl of nuts
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you - you are better than me and have more money.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
herrroooo
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're eyebrows look like velcro....not the manly "pitcher" section of the velcro, the bitch "catcher" section of the velcro.
oh and you look like Slug from Atmosphere.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So dumb that I laughed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-04 08:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Take a chainsaw and deforest that mess betwixt your eyebrows called a unibrow. Holy fuck you are an ugly summabitch!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-04 07:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-09-04 07:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh. Whenever I think of Matt Majorano I always think of some big fat guy, like 5 feet wide, with a bald head and a wispy beard with a beer in one hand and a marinara 6-inch sub from subway. He laughs a lot, is comfortable with his body and has a seriously obese pair of parents.
Instead, well, you kind of look a bit like Sylar from Heroes.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-04 07:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got yelled at for doing a thumbs up to the camera.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-09-04 06:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here here
far better than superior acting unpleasant people
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-04 05:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good god you are such a goon
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-04 04:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still remember you as a geek.
By the way, how embarrassing, you have spilled a little something on your chin.
*spits onto tissue and rubs at Matt's face*
What? This is done on purpose? Good grief, what is wrong with society today?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-09-04 03:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is a pretty big thumb's up
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-04 03:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you should be selling cereal during the ad break.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-04 02:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not nice, I bet you poke babies in the eye with that thumb, pretend it was an accident, and then do it again for good measure.
I know I do.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2009-09-04 02:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the spirit of this site...
TITS or GTFO. ;-)