The time has come... Plus Camwhore (920 hits)
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Submitted by Zachary Eppert <zeppert.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-09-04 02:39:59 EDT
In my drunken stupor tonight, I've decided to become a mainstay in this little community. All of you, even Shlongy (who is an undeniable asshole), are my type of people. I've longed for the days of brutal comments and honesty for quite some time, but have stayed mostly on the sidelines. So, bring on the insults, fuckers.
Enjoy the camwhore too.
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Submitted by zeppert (user info) at 2009-09-08 17:04:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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child raping and baby killing? I think you have that messed up a little bit. We rape the women and THEN kill the babies while we make you watch then burn out your eyes so it's the last thing you ever see, then we chop off your arms and legs and cut out your tounge so you are a totally useless shell of a man with only his inner deamons to keep him company.... get it right you fucking hippy.
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THAT is some funny fucking shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-08 16:07:55 EDT (#)
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I swear to Bart when I saw this picture the first thing I thought of was banjo music and 'DROP THEM PANTIES AND SQUEAL FOR ME, BOY'
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-09-08 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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child raping and baby killing? I think you have that messed up a little bit. We rape the women and THEN kill the babies while we make you watch then burn out your eyes so it's the last thing you ever see, then we chop off your arms and legs and cut out your tounge so you are a totally useless shell of a man with only his inner deamons to keep him company.... get it right you fucking hippy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-08 11:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zeppert (user info) at 2009-09-04 10:52:05 EDT (#)
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Sorry to disappoint, but I have feet, shins, and full legs. I just had them stuffed in the couch. So, I can't be a token disabled one. I can be the token former U.S. Marine though
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We don't need anymore child raping, baby killing imperialist pigs here. Get fucked.
Submitted by Erin_Esurance (user info) at 2009-09-06 02:03:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-09-05 20:00:05 EDT (#)
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Rah, welcome to uber POG fuckface
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:05:55 EDT (#)
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Nagger.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:05:43 EDT (#)
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Fuck YOU TOO.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-09-05 14:38:39 EDT (#)
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no thanks
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-05 13:04:43 EDT (#)
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need more tits and/or vagina
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-05 11:17:01 EDT (#)
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You look like the type that enjoys a frosty Mountain Dew on hot summer days.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-05 09:01:32 EDT (#)
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Hey look, it's some guy.
Fascinating.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-04 20:18:48 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cletus_Spuckler
Submitted by zeppert (user info) at 2009-09-04 18:00:53 EDT (#)
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This picture was taken shortly after I got out in 2004... I was with 1st MAW, MWCS-18, Okinawa and 9th Communications Battalion, Camp Pendleton... For the record, my hairline is not receding, that's how it's been my whole damn life. Sucks to be me in that aspect.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-09-04 17:09:14 EDT (#)
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you are a FORMER marine and you look like a fucking boot.. tsk tsk who were you with devil?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-09-04 16:15:44 EDT (#)
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Yet another man who has chosen the "Caesar" for his hair-style, thinking it will hide that hairline running fast away from his face.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-09-04 13:43:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-04 08:40:02 PDT (#)
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we have shit loads of military and ex military and i am afraid you are corporal here
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Colonel Sanders here.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-04 11:40:02 EDT (#)
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we have shit loads of military and ex military and i am afraid you are corporal here
Submitted by zeppert (user info) at 2009-09-04 10:52:05 EDT (#)
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Sorry to disappoint, but I have feet, shins, and full legs. I just had them stuffed in the couch. So, I can't be a token disabled one. I can be the token former U.S. Marine though (Hence the haircut).
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:45:37 EDT (#)
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To add something worthwhile to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbitsandpieces%2Eus%2Fpage%2F2%2F&feature=player_embedded#t=141
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:41:06 EDT (#)
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MWG is right, you know.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:24:55 EDT (#)
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Pretty goddamn presumptious of you to assume that we'll have you around now isn't it?
I recommend you start contributing something before you show your wretched visage round here again.
-2 Amanita Phalloidides
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-04 09:21:55 EDT (#)
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This post reminded me of this:
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1124303285347829218/1/da%20boys.jpg
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-09-04 08:57:36 EDT (#)
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You look a bit like hidden...if someone beat him in the face non stop with a blackjack for 6 years and then gave him a fucked up haircut just to spite him. Welcome to ubersite you ugly fucking amputee
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-04 08:49:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-09-04 18:03:21 WST (#)
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Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
I'm here to try out my sea legs.
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
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I'm either pissed or that is freaking hilarious.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-04 08:26:18 EDT (#)
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I can tell just by looking at your apartment that about 5 minutes prior to this picture being taken you were laying on your stomach, on the carpet, shirtless and your roommate, the husky, hairy, 250 pounder was burying his chin in your back leaving a bearded chin print. You, girl, are a bottom.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-04 08:19:56 EDT (#)
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Enjoy this?
I wanna take an ice pick to my eyeballs.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-04 07:41:33 EDT (#)
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The prosthetic limb industry will be so proud you are their new spokesman on Uber now that TL rarely makes an appearance...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-09-04 07:26:12 EDT (#)
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... HE HASN'T GOT ANY SHINS!
YES!
WELCOME BROTHER!
TOGETHER WE WILL CONVINCE UBER (and thus the world) THAT DISABLED PEOPLE ARE BOTH FUNNY AND COOL!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-04 07:21:58 EDT (#)
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I'm concerned about that couch.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-09-04 06:03:21 EDT (#)
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Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
I'm here to try out my sea legs.
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Your user name should be "Lt. Dan". Unless you have actually got legs (not wooden ones). In which case where the fuck are they?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-09-04 05:58:51 EDT (#)
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And by that I mean we don't need two, else we'd have to start fitting ramps and things everywhere.
It'd be like a hamster cage, only with more scrunched up tissues everywhere.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-09-04 05:55:37 EDT (#)
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Where are your feet? If you haven't got any then I should let you know that Berty is our token cripple.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-04 05:28:02 EDT (#)
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ha, are you one of those hillbillys?
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-09-04 04:32:05 EDT (#)
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Hair club for men. then you can get rid of the gay combover
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-04 04:31:14 EDT (#)
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You shouldn't push your sofa so close to the wall, it can case both wall and sofa terminal damage were you to jump around excitedly perhaps playing Smoke On The Water on that guitar you have there. Manufacturers recommend a gap exceeding but not less than two inches you should use your willy as reference if no ruler is to hand.
I must say I love corduroy, I find it a very under-rated fabric, I have many cord items of clothing, you have to be careeful though, it does add the pounds so at least if someone calls me fat I can blame the material.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-09-04 04:21:57 EDT (#)
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It's like somebody gave Davros too much money.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-09-04 04:03:06 EDT (#)
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"me father was a tree"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-04 03:37:38 EDT (#)
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Well hello there Stumpy.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-04 03:14:04 EDT (#)
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Dude where are your feet?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-09-04 03:10:42 EDT (#)
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-04 02:41:33 EDT (#)
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If I were you, I'd spend less time posting, and more time finding out what the fuck happened to my feet.