Miley Cyrus is a Dumb Cunt (As Seen on Miley Cyrus’s Myspace Until Deleted) (1498 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-09-05 00:13:19 EDT
If she were any more oblivious to the real world she'd adopt an Asian kid and donate to charity. Ergh... What a waste. Miley is much like Garry Busey, retarded. She say's she's a role model... What the fuck? She's barely qualified to insert a tampon. Sure I'm bitter, but not because she's rich, it's because a pimply teenage chode is saying "Life is all about having a good time" while the rest of us struggle to pay bills, it's like being slapped in the face with John McCain's ball sack. How about attributing your success to uneducated hillbillies who bought your dads shitty music? That and random fucking luck, you cunt.
How the fuck are you even a role model? You sat in your dads' car while he drove you to an audition for Hannah Montana. You did what Corky from "Life Goes On" could do; read and repeat what you read. Didn't get that reference? That's because you're one year older then John Bobbit's dick.
Miley, you're like religion, you give false hope to morons with disposable income. You don't inspire your fans, you give them a warped view of reality and mislead them to believe they can afford your lifestyle. $250 for a ticket? Seriously? Next time you're buying a dolphin remember where the money came from; a bunch of poor sobs stacking Wal-Mart shelves with your crappy album so their kids can see you dry hump a strip poll.
Miley's reality; "Anyone can succeed if they believe in themselves"
Actual reality; "At any given time there's a million people who can do anything much better then you, 100,000 of those people are much better looking then you, and 10,000 of those people probably have the same name as you. You're not special, I'm not special, and if you realise you're not special, that still doesn't make you special. You, just like me, are a tiny sperm in a pool of corporate jizz."
A tip for the future, Miley... "Which way to Betty Ford?"
Go read some of my other posts.... if you still don't think im not an idiot..... if you do think im an idiot - go fuck yourself.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=397296619
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-08 15:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like that Amy Winehouse - crazy Jewish chicks turn me on...
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-09-08 11:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miley is simply Disney's vessel for "selling sex to little boys"
I don't know if she's a Disney whore or not, I don't even know who she is, but i loved that Episode of Southpark.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-08 11:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that broad in the middle of the bottom row needs to do a better job on waxing her 'stache
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-07 18:50:02 EDT (#)
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Read the response to this post by Miley Cyrus's Angry Cousin here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123235
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-07 02:55:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-09-06 20:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was gunna +2 this, until i clicked the link.
Eat Miley Cyrus chode.
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Didn't get this one
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-09-06 20:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was gunna +2 this, until i clicked the link.
Eat Miley Cyrus chode.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2009-09-06 20:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't care, don't care, don't care.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-09-06 20:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LEAVE MILEY ALONE
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-06 19:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Zombie Walt
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-06 18:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a "roast" the same way all all those Comedy Central train wrecks are "roasts". It was about as funny as those are, too.
i.e. It's not funny.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-06 15:20:35 EDT (#)
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Um, yeah... I don't think you understand what a "roast" means...
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-09-06 10:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for advertising for Miley Cyrus. We appreciate your continued enthusiasm and support for one of the stars of our wholesome line-up of shows that are designed to be family-friendly and gobbled up by the teenaged masses like chocolate to a chick on the rag.
P.S. The check is in the mail.
Love and kisses,
The Disney Corporation
Walt Disney, (zombie) Founder and C.E.O.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-09-06 09:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-06 07:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and........
........no
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-06 05:56:49 EDT (#)
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Again, its a rant... a roast
...and i do agree, probably shouldn't have put Amy Winehouse in the pic
Submitted by Erin_Esurance (user info) at 2009-09-06 02:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-09-05 22:59:54 EDT (#)
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Are we naming music with female vocalists we think are good?
I vote:
Metric
Morcheeba
Bjork
Emiliana Torrini
Above and Beyond
Royksopp
Regina Spektor
and the girl in that song As The Rush Comes by Motorcycle
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-09-05 22:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"At any given time there's a million people who can do anything much better then you, 100,000 of those people are much better looking then you, and 10,000 of those people probably have the same name as you. You're not special"
Dude, are you actually delusional enough to think that everyone else is just like you, just so you can feel better about being a pathetic failure at life?
This +2 is out of pity. You could probably use an ego boost.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-09-05 22:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care about miley cyrus, but this actually had some moments.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-09-05 17:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know what bothers me the most about you? Your tagline.
"if you still don't think im not an idiot"
this sentence is a double negative and doesn't even make any sense.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:20:53 EDT (#)
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to iddq re: "shes fucking good - probably the most 'real' singer since joplin, and she is something that you dont see, and especially hear ANYWHERE else in our sanitsed pop world."
Other "real" female singers:
* Beth Gibbons of Portishead
* Leslie Feist, aka Feist
* Fiona Apple (to some extent)
* Allison Krauss
Those are just a few that I know offhand
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-05 13:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were "rich", fucktard.
Do you know the definition of irony? I'll give you an example: Coming onto the internet and bitching about someone for being successful at being useless, when you are always trying to claim that you're successful when it's obvious that you're useless.
I agree with Saccy; what does it feel like when your dick actively recedes into your body as you bitch about some little girl being more important and valuable than you?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-05 12:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Better the species. Kill yourself.
Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-09-05 11:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Double negatives confuse me, and I fucking loathe anyone who doesn't know when to use the word "than" rather than the word "then".
Originally a -2, but then I thought about how much I hate these teeny bopper cunts that grow up to be worthless talentless cunts, and I decided to +2 you instead...congrats.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-05 10:36:34 EDT (#)
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a) your 'handle' is even geekier than mine.
b) who gives a fuck - your moaning merely gives her and her ilk credence.
c) your montage is fail, for the simple fact that you think lumping amy winehouse with those other worthless whores is fitting. wino may well be a lost cause, but shes fucking good - probably the most 'real' singer since joplin, and she is something that you dont see, and especially hear ANYWHERE else in our sanitsed pop world.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-05 08:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tard Day on Uber...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-09-05 08:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my aren't you you're allll fired up.
Can you actually FEEL your penis shrinking as you get more and more jealous of a teenage girl?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-09-05 06:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-05 05:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its a rant... a roast
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-05 05:20:08 EDT (#)
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It's really easy to avoid exposure to Miley Cyrus, her music, and her TV shows/movies: Don't watch the Disney Channel, don't watch MTV (I don't know if she's on there, but it seems like avoiding MTV altogether would be beneficial in any case), don't listen to crappy radio stations, and avoid places where preteen girls gather. Oh, and don't watch TMZ or read celebrity gossip rags or blogs. Unless someone's prying your eyes open a la Alex in "A Clockwork Orange", I just don't get how you are exposed to enough of these dumb slags to even get mad.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-05 03:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sour grapes?
There is a whole multitude of rich, famous people who don't deserve to be rich or famous. That's life. If it's taken you this long to realise it, then yes, yes you are an idiot.
Dumb cunt.
Submitted by MoPed (user info) at 2009-09-05 01:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got a 2 for the title... but backed it up with that rant cuz. Here's to corporately-manufactured teeny-bopper pop star assholes everywhere. Cheers.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-05 00:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem a little peeved about not getting tickets or something.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-05 00:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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