I banged a raisin. (450 hits)
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Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-09-05 08:06:06 EDT
Yes it is possible, and believe it bitches I did it.
It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad either...
Sure beats smelly vaginal sex anyway and you get to do what you want with it, how you want with it and it never complains. You also dont have to take it out on a date, spend money, trow food at it and smiles or whatever vagina interactions entail these days.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-08 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2009-09-06 01:03:02 EDT (#)
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You can take a RAISIN on a DATE but you can't take a DATE on a RAISIN!
HA!
P.S. Date cookies ftw
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-09-05 19:14:54 EDT (#)
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...it did.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-09-05 18:39:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:06:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-05 11:58:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2009-09-05 09:51:48 EDT (#)
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I treat women even worse...how else can one treat them?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-09-05 09:37:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-09-05 09:37:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-05 08:43:55 EDT (#)
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Tard Day on Uber...
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-05 08:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, that's the BEST filename you could come up with? You HAD to know that the filename would be the only thing to save this shitty post, yet you ignored it anyway. If that's how you treat women, it's no wonder you're reduced to fucking produce.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-09-05 08:28:27 EDT (#)
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